Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego

Ooma: Pornographic phone service commercial by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/15/2013, 7:31am PDT The original ad for the OOMA telephone device has (her) telling him she wants him to use her to make calls. You can see it on You Tube here to understand the sound effects it's doing: Somehow I got the following: Ooma: Ooh, hello there! I'm Ooma! Gary: Uh, hi! I'm Gary. Ooma: And I'm your new #1 ranked girlfriend. Gary: Yeah, I know and... Ooma: Woo! Free sex! Let's get laid! [Reluctant discussion omitted] Ooma: Let's have some free sex. (Guy sliding into woman; beep sound is replaced by sound of thrust) Ooma: Oooh! (Guy begins moving in and out of her) Oh! Gary: Am I doing it right? Ooma: (very seductively) Oh yeah!

Ooma: Pornographic phone service commercial by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/15/2013, 7:31am PDT     Thanks Bill Hicks, circa 1991. by Mischief Maker 03/15/2013, 9:39am PDT         This guy is great! Let me get a pen and a pad! NT by Denis Leary 03/15/2013, 9:57am PDT     You got THAT from that boring ass ad? Tells more about you, Paul, than the ad by it tells that you're a creep 03/15/2013, 11:25am PDT