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Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
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Ooma: Pornographic phone service commercial
[quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]The original ad for the OOMA telephone device has (her) telling him she wants him to use her to make calls. You can see it on You Tube here to understand the sound effects it's doing: [youtube id=6M6b2NoNqKY] Somehow I got the following: <font color=yellow>Ooma</font>: Ooh, hello there! I'm Ooma! <font color=yellow>Gary</font>: Uh, hi! I'm Gary. <font color=yellow>Ooma</font>: And I'm your new #1 ranked girlfriend. <font color=yellow>Gary</font>: Yeah, I know and... <font color=yellow>Ooma</font>: Woo! Free sex! Let's get laid! [Reluctant discussion omitted] <font color=yellow>Ooma</font>: Let's have some free sex. (Guy sliding into woman; beep sound is replaced by sound of thrust) <font color=yellow>Ooma</font>: Oooh! (Guy begins moving in and out of her) Oh! <font color=yellow>Gary</font>: Am I doing it right? <font color=yellow>Ooma</font>: (<em>very</em> seductively) Oh yeah! [/quote]