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Somehow a conversation about God of War turned into ME. by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 10:50am PST
Juh-howh Cable (10:47:52 AM): http://www.penny-arcade.com/
TewtSweet (10:49:00 AM): using the PSP to watch anime
Juh-howh Cable (10:49:17 AM): :9
Juh-howh Cable (10:49:19 AM): :(
Juh-howh Cable (10:49:19 AM): Gay.
TewtSweet (10:49:29 AM): oh, plus he wants to play God of War
TewtSweet (10:49:34 AM): well, he's NOT ALLOWED >:[
Juh-howh Cable (10:49:38 AM): All the way at the bottom.
TewtSweet (10:49:51 AM): what will he do when he gets to the naked girls? Cry?
Juh-howh Cable (10:50:01 AM): Or beat off while crying.
Juh-howh Cable (10:50:06 AM): Like in Mulholland Drive.
TewtSweet (10:50:40 AM): he'll call his mom to tell her he just jerked off to a video game
TewtSweet (10:52:24 AM): well, I've read enough Penny-Arcade for the day
TewtSweet (10:52:29 AM): or wait, i think for the rest of my LIFE
Juh-howh Cable (10:53:41 AM): http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/soulcaliburiii/screens.html?page=2
TewtSweet (10:54:15 AM): someone broke her neck already
Juh-howh Cable (10:54:34 AM): Hot.
Juh-howh Cable (10:55:30 AM): http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/godofwar/screens.html?page=109
TewtSweet (10:56:53 AM): yeah, we just called that the "Big Guy"
TewtSweet (10:56:58 AM): because he wasn't a cyclops yet
Juh-howh Cable (10:57:28 AM): Aw. :(
Juh-howh Cable (10:57:48 AM): I found an anime porn comic version of Spy vs Spy.
Juh-howh Cable (11:08:35 AM): I want to play God of War. :(
TewtSweet (11:08:46 AM): I should get a copy next week
Juh-howh Cable (11:09:20 AM): Did you try playing GOD MODE? o_o
TewtSweet (11:09:30 AM): I tried :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:09:32 AM): :(
TewtSweet (11:09:33 AM): it's a slog
Juh-howh Cable (11:09:35 AM): Impossible mode.
Juh-howh Cable (11:09:42 AM): But you can unlock unlockables.
TewtSweet (11:10:10 AM): yeah
TewtSweet (11:10:17 AM): alternate costumes and stuff
TewtSweet (11:10:21 AM): some of the costumes are great
Juh-howh Cable (11:11:20 AM): LIKE HOT BABES?
Juh-howh Cable (11:11:23 AM): OR PIMP OUTFITS?
Juh-howh Cable (11:11:27 AM): PLAYING AS SNOOP?
TewtSweet (11:11:45 AM): SNOOP!
TewtSweet (11:11:49 AM): that woulda been good :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:11:52 AM): :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:11:59 AM): Too bad I don't work for game companies huh.
TewtSweet (11:12:26 AM): we'd be making a Ferngully game, then
Juh-howh Cable (11:13:14 AM): GAY FAIRIES
Juh-howh Cable (11:13:24 AM): INSTEAD OF CHAIN SWORD DUDES :(
TewtSweet (11:13:48 AM): Sure, why not?
Juh-howh Cable (11:14:07 AM): Jaffe is gonna steal my idea. >_<
Juh-howh Cable (11:14:42 AM): OR WE COULD TEAM UP
TewtSweet (11:14:44 AM): I already pitched it to him!@
Juh-howh Cable (11:14:45 AM): (I'LL BE RICH)
Juh-howh Cable (11:14:48 AM): Wow!
Juh-howh Cable (11:15:10 AM): If I got a video game career, all my community college training would've been a waste. ;-;
TewtSweet (11:16:04 AM): unless you made a game that somehow involved medical transcription
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:02 AM): :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:06 AM): I dunno if that would sell.
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:12 AM): I mean, I don't know if there is a market for it.
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:16 AM): THAT'S WHAT WE SAY IN THE BUSINESS
TewtSweet (11:17:32 AM): that's probably true
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:45 AM): I sort of thought that maybe if I got a job, after a while I could just pay people to code for these mod ideas I have. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:48 AM): To make them HL2 mods.
Juh-howh Cable (11:17:56 AM): That's what the Natural Selection team does.
Juh-howh Cable (11:18:03 AM): Those guys actually pay money to work on the mod.
Juh-howh Cable (11:18:13 AM): They're going to do a full on game too and sell it.
TewtSweet (11:18:25 AM): yeah, that's called publishing
Juh-howh Cable (11:18:42 AM): Ooooooo. O_O
Juh-howh Cable (11:18:48 AM): So I'd have my own publishing company.
Juh-howh Cable (11:18:53 AM): From my house. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:18:58 AM): A HOME BUSINESS
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:06 AM): Since I should get a house apparently. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:10 AM): And not, um, an apartment.
TewtSweet (11:19:12 AM): sure! Evil Neps Productions
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:17 AM): ^______^
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:25 AM): I might just do it.
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:34 AM): I'd have to like DONATE to people's PAYPAL ACCOUNTS though.
TewtSweet (11:19:34 AM): yeah, go for it, man
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:42 AM): To pay my "employees." :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:52 AM): But shit man, that I care. ;-;
Juh-howh Cable (11:19:59 AM): I mean that is how much I care.
Juh-howh Cable (11:20:28 AM): I have that over the other HL2 mod people. >:(
TewtSweet (11:20:49 AM): yeah, you go beyond just writing up the idea and then hoping
Juh-howh Cable (11:21:17 AM): Maybe if I pay the mod employees in "donations" I can use it as a tax writeoff. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:21:27 AM): I ALREADY COOKED UP A SCAM
Juh-howh Cable (11:21:43 AM): I dunno, I don't think people would want to get paid like $20 a month. :(
TewtSweet (11:21:49 AM): yeah, you're all ready for the perp walk
Juh-howh Cable (11:22:04 AM): For tax reasons I could not make them real employees I don't think.
Juh-howh Cable (11:23:03 AM): Unless I made it a real company. :(
TewtSweet (11:23:08 AM): it's very tricky
Juh-howh Cable (11:23:11 AM): Then I'd have to like generate revenue or some shit.
Juh-howh Cable (11:23:15 AM): I don't know nothin about that. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:23:36 AM): Maybe if I did go with that plan to sell the game over Steam with Valve's approval and authorization and bandwidth and all that.
Juh-howh Cable (11:24:09 AM): Seems like a bigger plan than I could ever handle. :(
TewtSweet (11:24:18 AM): are you still talking about the Ferngully one?
Juh-howh Cable (11:24:22 AM): Yeah. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:24:27 AM): Unless I came up with something else.
Juh-howh Cable (11:24:56 AM): Ferngully GTA is probably more accurate. *NODS* -_-
TewtSweet (11:25:04 AM): Mm-hmm
Juh-howh Cable (11:27:03 AM): But I like the idea. :(
TewtSweet (11:27:13 AM): well, I think it has huge potential
TewtSweet (11:27:20 AM): even though I've never read the full description
TewtSweet (11:27:22 AM): :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:27:22 AM): It would just have to be good. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:27:26 AM): TOO LONG?
TewtSweet (11:28:15 AM): yeah
Juh-howh Cable (11:28:29 AM): :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:28:38 AM): By now I would probably have the overall idea revised even more.
Juh-howh Cable (11:28:44 AM): Since I think about itl
Juh-howh Cable (11:28:45 AM): sfd
Juh-howh Cable (11:28:52 AM): I think about it in my free time.
Juh-howh Cable (11:29:22 AM): Destroying buildings RTS style with an army would be a fun mission.
TewtSweet (11:30:27 AM): yeah, add that!
Juh-howh Cable (11:30:37 AM): I will add that. O_O
Juh-howh Cable (11:31:03 AM): Just having a bunch of guys (LIKE SQUIRRELS MAYBE?) equipped with rocket launchers destroying enemy camps or something.
Juh-howh Cable (11:31:10 AM): And you are joining them. O_O
Juh-howh Cable (11:31:18 AM): Quite the pipe dream.
Juh-howh Cable (11:31:21 AM): CRACK PIPE
TewtSweet (11:35:27 AM): NO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!!
Juh-howh Cable (11:39:40 AM): Maybe when I get a job. :(
Juh-howh Cable (11:39:58 AM): For now I think people will be too interested in making CS clones.
Juh-howh Cable (11:40:05 AM): Until I change their mind with a little PAYOLA. 8)
TewtSweet (11:40:09 AM): there's still no single player mods, right?
Juh-howh Cable (11:40:13 AM): Not yet.
Juh-howh Cable (11:40:21 AM): There's barely any mods at all since most of them are still in the works.
Juh-howh Cable (11:40:45 AM): Actually there's a mod where you can drive a strider, and then "HL2 Substance" which just adds a ton of monsters randomly throughout the single player game.
Juh-howh Cable (11:40:48 AM): Those are the single player mods.
TewtSweet (11:42:39 AM): fuck that
Juh-howh Cable (11:43:01 AM): My idea would blow everything out of the water. >:(
Juh-howh Cable (11:43:06 AM): If even a quarter of it was made.
Juh-howh Cable (11:43:10 AM): Those FUCKS.
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