Caltrops - INC's God of War :(





	[quote name="Creexul :("]<font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:47:52 AM): <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/">http://www.penny-arcade.com/</a> <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:49:00 AM): using the PSP to watch anime <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:49:17 AM): :9 <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:49:19 AM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:49:19 AM): Gay. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:49:29 AM): oh, plus he wants to play God of War <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:49:34 AM): well, he's NOT ALLOWED >:[ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:49:38 AM): All the way at the bottom. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:49:51 AM): what will he do when he gets to the naked girls? Cry? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:50:01 AM): Or beat off while crying. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:50:06 AM): Like in Mulholland Drive. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:50:40 AM): he'll call his mom to tell her he just jerked off to a video game <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:52:24 AM): well, I've read enough Penny-Arcade for the day <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:52:29 AM): or wait, i think for the rest of my LIFE <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:53:41 AM): <a href="http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/soulcaliburiii/screens.html?page=2">http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/soulcaliburiii/screens.html?page=2</a> <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:54:15 AM): someone broke her neck already <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:54:34 AM): Hot. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:55:30 AM): <a href="http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/godofwar/screens.html?page=109">http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/godofwar/screens.html?page=109</a> <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:56:53 AM): yeah, we just called that the "Big Guy" <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (10:56:58 AM): because he wasn't a cyclops yet <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:57:28 AM): Aw. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (10:57:48 AM): I found an anime porn comic version of Spy vs Spy. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:08:35 AM): I want to play God of War. :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:08:46 AM): I should get a copy next week <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:09:20 AM): Did you try playing GOD MODE? o_o <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:09:30 AM): I tried :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:09:32 AM): :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:09:33 AM): it's a slog <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:09:35 AM): Impossible mode. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:09:42 AM): But you can unlock unlockables. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:10:10 AM): yeah <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:10:17 AM): alternate costumes and stuff <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:10:21 AM): some of the costumes are great <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:11:20 AM): LIKE HOT BABES? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:11:23 AM): OR PIMP OUTFITS? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:11:27 AM): PLAYING AS SNOOP? <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:11:45 AM): SNOOP! <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:11:49 AM): that woulda been good :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:11:52 AM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:11:59 AM): Too bad I don't work for game companies huh. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:12:26 AM): we'd be making a Ferngully game, then <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:13:14 AM): GAY FAIRIES <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:13:24 AM): INSTEAD OF CHAIN SWORD DUDES :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:13:48 AM): Sure, why not? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:14:07 AM): Jaffe is gonna steal my idea. >_< <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:14:42 AM): OR WE COULD TEAM UP <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:14:44 AM): I already pitched it to him!@ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:14:45 AM): (I'LL BE RICH) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:14:48 AM): Wow! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:15:10 AM): If I got a video game career, all my community college training would've been a waste. ;-; <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:16:04 AM): unless you made a game that somehow involved medical transcription <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:02 AM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:06 AM): I dunno if that would sell. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:12 AM): I mean, I don't know if there is a <b>market</b> for it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:16 AM): THAT'S WHAT WE SAY IN <b>THE BUSINESS</b> <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:17:32 AM): that's probably true <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:45 AM): I sort of thought that maybe if I got a job, after a while I could just pay people to code for these mod ideas I have. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:48 AM): To make them HL2 mods. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:17:56 AM): That's what the Natural Selection team does. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:18:03 AM): Those guys actually pay money to work on the mod. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:18:13 AM): They're going to do a full on game too and sell it. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:18:25 AM): yeah, that's called publishing <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:18:42 AM): Ooooooo. O_O <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:18:48 AM): So I'd have my own publishing company. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:18:53 AM): From my house. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:18:58 AM): A HOME BUSINESS <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:06 AM): Since I should get a house apparently. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:10 AM): And not, um, an apartment. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:19:12 AM): sure! Evil Neps Productions <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:17 AM): ^______^ <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:25 AM): I might just do it. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:34 AM): I'd have to like DONATE to people's PAYPAL ACCOUNTS though. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:19:34 AM): yeah, go for it, man <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:42 AM): To pay my "employees." :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:52 AM): But shit man, that I care. ;-; <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:19:59 AM): I mean that is how much I care. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:20:28 AM): I have that over the other HL2 mod people. >:( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:20:49 AM): yeah, you go beyond just writing up the idea and then hoping <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:21:17 AM): Maybe if I pay the mod employees in "donations" I can use it as a tax writeoff. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:21:27 AM): I ALREADY COOKED UP A SCAM <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:21:43 AM): I dunno, I don't think people would want to get paid like $20 a month. :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:21:49 AM): yeah, you're all ready for the perp walk <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:22:04 AM): For tax reasons I could not make them real employees I don't think. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:23:03 AM): Unless I made it a real company. :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:23:08 AM): it's very tricky <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:23:11 AM): Then I'd have to like generate revenue or some shit. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:23:15 AM): I don't know nothin about that. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:23:36 AM): Maybe if I did go with that plan to sell the game over Steam with Valve's approval and authorization and bandwidth and all that. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:24:09 AM): Seems like a bigger plan than I could ever handle. :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:24:18 AM): are you still talking about the Ferngully one? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:24:22 AM): Yeah. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:24:27 AM): Unless I came up with something else. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:24:56 AM): Ferngully GTA is probably more accurate. NODS -_- <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:25:04 AM): Mm-hmm <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:27:03 AM): But I like the idea. :( <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:27:13 AM): well, I think it has huge potential <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:27:20 AM): even though I've never read the full description <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:27:22 AM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:27:22 AM): It would just have to be good. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:27:26 AM): TOO LONG? <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:28:15 AM): yeah <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:28:29 AM): :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:28:38 AM): By now I would probably have the overall idea revised even more. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:28:44 AM): Since I think about itl <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:28:45 AM): sfd <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:28:52 AM): I think about it in my free time. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:29:22 AM): Destroying buildings RTS style with an army would be a fun mission. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:30:27 AM): yeah, add that! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:30:37 AM): I will add that. O_O <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:31:03 AM): Just having a bunch of guys (LIKE SQUIRRELS MAYBE?) equipped with rocket launchers destroying enemy camps or something. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:31:10 AM): And you are joining them. O_O <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:31:18 AM): Quite the pipe dream. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:31:21 AM): CRACK PIPE <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:35:27 AM): NO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!! <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:39:40 AM): Maybe when I get a job. :( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:39:58 AM): For now I think people will be too interested in making CS clones. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:40:05 AM): Until I change their mind with a little PAYOLA. 8) <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:40:09 AM): there's still no single player mods, right? <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:40:13 AM): Not yet. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:40:21 AM): There's barely any mods at all since most of them are still in the works. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:40:45 AM): Actually there's a mod where you can drive a strider, and then "HL2 Substance" which just adds a ton of monsters randomly throughout the single player game. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:40:48 AM): Those are the single player mods. <font color="#4f9d6a"><b>TewtSweet</b></font> (11:42:39 AM): fuck that <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:43:01 AM): My idea would blow everything out of the water. >:( <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:43:06 AM): If even a quarter of it was made. <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-howh Cable</b></font> (11:43:10 AM): Those FUCKS.[/quote]