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Don't pour creamy bullshit on my plate and tell me it's chocolate pudding! by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/11/2012, 1:07pm PDT
This response to my comment is so ridiculous that it rises to the level of stupid insanity. Someone here claimed my messages are the equivalent of Emergency Alert System tests. Oh, let's look at that inane claim and see why it rises to a new low in inanity and insipid cretinous reprobatery:

EAS TESTS: They come without warning and you don't know about them until they show up.
MY MESSAGES: Do they come without warning so you have no knowledge of them until they show up?
BZZZZT! You see the goddam message header before you can even read them!

EAS TESTS: There is no way to avoid seeing the contents of the EAS.
MY MESSAGES: Do they come in a manner that there is no way to avoid seeing their contents?
BZZZZT! All you have to do to avoid my message is DON'T SELECT IT!

EAS TESTS: You are forced to read the EAS test message whether you want to or not.
MY MESSAGES: Are you forced to read my message whether you want to or not?
BZZZZT! You have absolute control over whether or not you read my message.

EAS TESTS: The EAS test message interrupts the other messages while you're watching them (the TV program) that you really want to see.
MY MESSAGES: Do I interrupt other messages while you're reading them?
BZZZZT! You don't see my message unless you choose it!

EAS TESTS: You are forced, without choice, to watch an EAS test message.
MY MESSAGES: Do I force you to read anything?
BZZZZT! I can do nothing to make you read a message unless YOU CHOOSE to read it.

So next time you want to make a stupid comparison like that, try using your fucking head for something besides a hat rack and try using your goddamned brain as something other than a device to smash into walls when you get drunk, which is most of the time, presuming if you ever are sober in the first place. It had to be some brain-dead moronic drunk to make such an asinine statment in the first place. He rises to a new low in stupid remarks.

This is getting ridiculous, you people proven cretinous reprobates are making such stupid insults that it's not even taking me as much effort as it used to to point out how stupid they are! Either I'm getting a lot smarter or you guys are not just getting dumber, you're getting dumberer! And I'm not claiming I'm smarter than I was.
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Comcast and its motherfucking "required weekly" EAS tests; I'm sick of them! by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/09/2012, 9:31am PDT NEW
    why not go on a hunger strike NT by Mysterio 09/09/2012, 11:17am PDT NEW
        I think I'd have more effect with a diarrhea shit storm at Comcast HQ. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/11/2012, 1:12pm PDT NEW
    Go fuck yourself NT by David Carradine 09/10/2012, 5:51am PDT NEW
        You first. Film yourself fucking yoursel on YouPorn so we can see how! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/11/2012, 1:10pm PDT NEW
    Your posts are the Caltrops equivalent of motherfucking EAS tests. NT by We're sick of them! (go fuck yourse 09/10/2012, 1:26pm PDT NEW
        Don't pour creamy bullshit on my plate and tell me it's chocolate pudding! by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/11/2012, 1:07pm PDT NEW
            Don't shit on this forum and call it posting. NT by Worm 09/11/2012, 3:55pm PDT NEW
                Don't eat a delicious Kobe beef steak and tell me it's shit. NT by Unless it was poorly prepared 09/11/2012, 4:05pm PDT NEW
                    Why would I want a steak named for an alleged rapist? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/11/2012, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                Show me one microgram of shit here & I'll quit forever. Looks more like words. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/11/2012, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                    NOW HE INTERPRETING THINGS LITERALLY LOL NT by Shit Finder Zulu 09/11/2012, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                    Another example. NT by Mysterio 09/12/2012, 7:23am PDT NEW
            IT'S NEVER OKAY TO LIE ABOUT CHOCOLATE PUDDING. NT by Go F. Yourself (GFYRSELF) 09/12/2012, 7:15am PDT NEW
            I... guess I'll have to explain? by We're sick of them! (go fuck yourse 09/12/2012, 7:49am PDT NEW
                Well, I have a solution by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/17/2012, 2:48pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Well, I have a solution by Mysterio 09/17/2012, 8:06pm PDT NEW
                    Why don't YOU ignore my replies to your insane posts? -------------------------> NT by Because asperger's. You're insane. 09/17/2012, 9:59pm PDT NEW
    Widdleplop Farm ITT NT by Vested Id 09/11/2012, 4:15pm PDT NEW
 
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