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Peter Molyneux's The Movies
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Don't pour creamy bullshit on my plate and tell me it's chocolate pudding!
[quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]This response to my comment is so ridiculous that it rises to the level of stupid insanity. Someone here claimed my messages are the equivalent of Emergency Alert System tests. Oh, let's look at that inane claim and see why it rises to a new low in inanity and insipid cretinous reprobatery: <font color=red>EAS TESTS</font>: They come without warning and you don't know about them until they show up. <font color=#00ff00>MY MESSAGES</font>: Do they come without warning so you have no knowledge of them until they show up? <font color=Yellow>BZZZZT! </font> You see the goddam message header before you can even read them! <font color=red>EAS TESTS</font>: There is no way to avoid seeing the contents of the EAS. <font color=#00ff00>MY MESSAGES</font>: Do they come in a manner that there is no way to avoid seeing their contents? <font color=Yellow>BZZZZT!</font> All you have to do to avoid my message is DON'T SELECT IT! <font color=red>EAS TESTS</font>: You are forced to read the EAS test message whether you want to or not. <font color=#00ff00>MY MESSAGES</font>: Are you forced to read my message whether you want to or not? <font color=Yellow>BZZZZT! </font> You have absolute control over whether or not you read my message. <font color=red>EAS TESTS</font>: The EAS test message interrupts the other messages while you're watching them (the TV program) that you really want to see. <font color=#00ff00>MY MESSAGES</font>: Do I interrupt other messages while you're reading them? <font color=Yellow>BZZZZT!</font> You don't see my message unless you choose it! <font color=red>EAS TESTS</font>: You are forced, without choice, to watch an EAS test message. <font color=#00ff00>MY MESSAGES</font>: Do I force you to read anything? <font color=Yellow>BZZZZT! </font> I can do <i>nothing</i> to make you read a message unless YOU CHOOSE to read it. So next time you want to make a stupid comparison like that, try using your fucking head for something besides a hat rack and try using your goddamned brain as something other than a device to smash into walls when you get drunk, which is most of the time, presuming <i>if you ever are sober</i> in the first place. It had to be some brain-dead moronic drunk to make such an asinine statment in the first place. He rises to a new low in stupid remarks. This is getting ridiculous, you <s>people</s> proven cretinous reprobates are making such stupid insults that it's not even taking me as much effort as it used to to point out how stupid they are! Either I'm getting a lot smarter or you guys are not just getting dumber, you're getting <i>dumberer!</i> And I'm not claiming I'm smarter than I was. [/quote]