Forum Overview :: Peter Molyneux's The Movies

Oh, speaking of fucking yourself... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/29/2012, 11:45am PDT       Willis showed up in Sherry's office. He started singing, "Sherry! Sherry baby! Sherry!"       "That song was old when I was still alive."       "So what can I do you for?"       "This is Frank and Nancy. Frank is Nancy's Supervisor."       "I've met Frank before, I knew him back about, what, three years ago when we both were Welcomers under Sherry here?"       Frank nodded. "Yeah, it was about three years ago. Jesus, we had some fun times, didn't we?"       "Do you remember how we used to send new Welcomers out for ‘penis lubricant for self-anal intercourse?'"       "I heard the guys in the mail room teased the poor guys for weeks over that."       Sherry looked at Frank. "Have you forgotten, it wasn't just guys or even Welcomers that you did that to?"       Willis said, "Frank and I couldn't keep it in when you walked up to the supply room, and quite calmly said to the clerk-" He looked at Frank, and they both said in unison, "‘Do you have dick lubricant for when a guy wants to fuck himself in the ass?'" and both broke up with laughter. - Paul Robinson's "Willis and Friends"

Review: Spotify by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/26/2012, 2:48pm PDT     I fixed the freezing/locking up thing by making an antivirus exception by Fullofkittens 06/26/2012, 3:03pm PDT     Re: Review: Spotify by Last 06/26/2012, 5:55pm PDT     Re: Review: Spotify by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/27/2012, 7:29am PDT     Was wondering what Spotify is. Skype version of Rhapsody by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/27/2012, 7:50am PDT         Made a whole post about it before you wondered what it was? NT by Worm 06/27/2012, 9:19am PDT             I can still legitimately comment about the flaws in an application even if I NT by do not know what the app does 06/27/2012, 10:31am PDT                 Yeah, by helpfully explaining what "locking up" and freezing" means. Plus lots by of other pointless, inane SHIT. 06/28/2012, 3:24pm PDT                     DUHHH YOU FIRST TEEHEEE *DROOOOOOL* NT by KEANU REEEEEVES IN SPEEEEEED 06/28/2012, 3:26pm PDT                     Again, to quote Keanu Reeves... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/29/2012, 11:03am PDT                         Oh, speaking of fucking yourself... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/29/2012, 11:45am PDT                             If you have to explain that your characters laughed at a joke NT by then it isn't a funny joke. 06/30/2012, 7:51pm PDT                             Re: Oh, speaking of fucking yourself... by Workshop notes 07/01/2012, 9:59am PDT         I can help. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/27/2012, 12:13pm PDT             Re: I can help. by laudablepuss 06/27/2012, 1:10pm PDT                 I could have sworn he was trying to sound 15-20 years out of date by Vested Id 06/28/2012, 11:20pm PDT                     Re: I could have sworn he was trying to sound 15-20 years out of date by laudablepuss 06/29/2012, 8:14am PDT                         Re: I could have sworn he was trying to sound 15-20 years out of date by Have him say he punched out all his 06/29/2012, 9:51pm PDT             They need a rename by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/28/2012, 11:33am PDT             Re: I can help. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/29/2012, 11:51am PDT                 It's turned "off." Not "of." Edit function plz NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/29/2012, 10:13pm PDT