Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"] Willis showed up in Sherry's office. He started singing, "Sherry! Sherry baby! Sherry!" "That song was old when I was still alive." "So what can I do you for?" "This is Frank and Nancy. Frank is Nancy's Supervisor." "I've met Frank before, I knew him back about, what, three years ago when we both were Welcomers under Sherry here?" Frank nodded. "Yeah, it was about three years ago. Jesus, we had some fun times, didn't we?" "Do you remember how we used to send new Welcomers out for ‘penis lubricant for self-anal intercourse?'" "I heard the guys in the mail room teased the poor guys for weeks over that." Sherry looked at Frank. "Have you forgotten, it wasn't just guys or even Welcomers that you did that to?" Willis said, "Frank and I couldn't keep it in when you walked up to the supply room, and quite calmly said to the clerk-" He looked at Frank, and they both said in unison, "‘Do you have dick lubricant for when a guy wants to fuck himself in the ass?'" and both broke up with laughter. - Paul Robinson's "Willis and Friends"[/quote]