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by fabio 01/24/2012, 8:34pm PST |
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Dixit
Fuck this fucking game my friends all love for some reason and has now taken over game nights. Less exciting and fulfilling than visiting an art gallery. Stare at abstract pictures on cards before making an inside joke only one other person will get.
The room is silent. Then, my wife takes a moment to look at her hands of cards. With a smirk, she says aloud "Whew! I'm glad we got out of there". The three other players around the table all look at their cards, brows furrowed. I look at my own hand of cards.
I have some miniature people on a stack of books, a kid with a flute, a picture with flowers, another picture with flowers, and - believe it or not - a picture of a flower that is losing its petals. Everyone else seems to be picking their card, and I don't want to prolong the game more than I have to.
Screw it, I think, and I decide to use one of my flower cards. My wife collects all of our choices then lays them out on the table. We vote on which card we think was Rachael's (by trying to match the picture to the vague sentence). I notice one picture where two people are escaping the mouth of a lizard, so I vote on that one.
But Rachael's card was that of an open prison window at the top of a giant snail shell with a tied-up sheet hanging down to the ground. Some people moved their colored wooden rabbit (or squirrel?) around a point track, and I scratched my head.
This is a game?
If you are the storyteller, your aim is for some (but not all) of the other players players to pick your picture. You won't score points if everyone or no one picks your picture. I suppose this is a balance meant to make sure the storyteller isn't too specific yet isn't too abstract, but in all honesty, it all comes down to the current player's ability to pick a decent sentence that resonates with the group. You could pick a fantastic line for your card, but if no one else gets the reference or if they conceptualize the picture in a different way, then too bad. The other players who add in their cards are attempting to get their own cards picked, which will also earn them points. The first player to race their rabbit/squirrel around the track is crowned "introspective hipster of the week" and they wear a fashionable '60s hat sold to other hipsters by the dozen at their local University's we're-too-cool-for-Abercrombie store. |
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Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/26/2005, 10:56pm PDT 
Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by Entropy Stew 04/27/2005, 12:08am PDT 
Volume 2, right now! by FABIO 04/27/2005, 3:30am PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 6:47am PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by theemu 04/27/2005, 11:52am PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by FABIO 04/27/2005, 1:43pm PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 2:40pm PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 2:56pm PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 3:01pm PDT 
laudablepuss says dice are random NT by binkbot 04/27/2005, 4:57pm PDT 
Like football! I also said that. Also ballooning. And then I said comma. NT by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 5:09pm PDT 
Re: Volume 2, right now! by mark 04/27/2005, 12:10pm PDT 
Wow by Arbit 04/28/2005, 12:27am PDT 
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FABIO NT by the CROWD 04/28/2005, 12:43am PDT 
*shrug* NT by FABIO 04/28/2005, 12:54am PDT 
Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by Bill Dungsroman 04/27/2005, 7:54am PDT 
Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/28/2005, 2:44pm PDT 
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Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by mark 04/27/2005, 11:56am PDT 
Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/27/2005, 1:52pm PDT 
Scott Orr disagress with you! by FABIO 05/09/2005, 9:20pm PDT 
Man who made game that sucks, sucks :( NT by mark 05/09/2005, 11:10pm PDT 
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Re: No Dark Tower? No Stop Thief? by mark 04/27/2005, 1:02pm PDT 
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yes. by mark 04/28/2005, 3:20pm PDT 
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For the love of God can no one stop these boardgame roundups??? by Ray of Light 04/27/2005, 1:16pm PDT 
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actually that was me (that's the new mysterio name? I thought he was a poster) NT by mark 04/27/2005, 6:47pm PDT 
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^ roleplaying =( NT by FABIO 02/14/2008, 4:20am PST 
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Never played the boardgame version by fabio 08/23/2012, 10:49am PDT 
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Re: Gaming with family by laudablepuss 08/04/2016, 8:47am PDT 
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