Creexul :( wrote:

I got a mail from a dude today who sent me a bunch of links, including this.

NWS original forum thread with porn banners and avatars and shit.

This thread starts at the 10th of January and end at the 18th. Also not work safe warning: these posts have a lot of dumb smilies with sex in them. They are all tiny and stuff so you might get away with them not being noticed. O_O

ben (his avatar is of Tierney from her livejournal) wrote:

Are these girls going to be appearing in any upcoming features from JM productions?

Ceara Lynch (that's Tierney, using her porn name) wrote:

Wouldnt that be hot.

Chico Travieso wrote:

I think so. I saw them fillout paperwork with Jeff, so anything is possible.

gia jordan wrote:

YAY!!!!!!!!

Rollin Girl wrote:

May I just say that Cassandra and Tierney are Fucking Hot!!

DanG wrote:

Cassandra looks kind of emo with those glasses...she's probably waiting on a call from Eon McKai. I could definitely watch Tierney going the JM route though...

Saevus Maximus wrote:

Tierney and Cassandra you are both very stroke worthy so if you decide to do porn will you be doing anal?

Charlie@FOXmagazine wrote:

FYI: Tierney will appear in "Fox Hunt" in the March issue of FOX, on sale 2/21.

RENFIELD wrote:

YAY, get the whores to do Bukkake and Swirlies, then maybe convince them to do Donkey Punch..... HELL YEAH!!!

Ceara Lynch wrote:

FYI: Tierney will appear in "Fox Hunt" in the March issue of FOX, on sale 2/21.

ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME. I sent you guys a picture months ago..

cassandra wrote:

eon mckai is a fucking faggot and i wouldn't touch his affected douchebaggery with a ten foot pole. i may be a whore but i don't get paid to be one. fun doesn't come with a contract

Her avatar is OF COURSE her with her Paris Hiltonish rabbit/accessory.

ben wrote:

Please do some porn!!! I'd really like to see more of you both. Despite all the namecalling "She's a good little whore" etc common on this board I really don't respect a girl any less because she's a pornstar ( I think most guys actually think of them as Godesses )and I think porn is becoming more and more accepted and mainstream every day. Please please can you do some porn!!! If you weren't sure about it you could always do solo scenes or girl-girl ( which I don't really even regard as porn ) initially... I hope that you might go on to do boy-girl scenes. Please please please do some porn!

ben wrote:

Wouldnt that be hot.

DAMN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

missyxxxmonroe wrote:

I had fun hangin with you girls.. If you decide to cum out let me know... I want to take your on camera virginities!!!!

Big Calm wrote:

FYI: Tierney will appear in "Fox Hunt" in the March issue of FOX, on sale 2/21.

Fox is the greatness! I love Auntie Jill.
The August 2004 issue with Nikita Denise....

That is all..

missyxxxmonroe wrote:

I am on the cover of the febuary issue of Fox Magazine should have put her in that one.. that would have been hot

Ceara Lynch wrote:

Aww, now I have to buy both issues

Big Daddy Crunk wrote:

Tierney, your avatar makes my balls jump like Catholic schoolgirls skip rope.

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"Yeah, you can't stalk the dead" -- Cassandra

DanG wrote:

eon mckai is a fucking faggot and i wouldn't touch his affected douchebaggery with a ten foot pole.

Pre-nom for XPT Quote Of The Year 2006, methinks... !!!

Charlie@FOXmagazine wrote:

Tierney: When will you whippersnappers learn that print is a dinosaur? By the time we confirmed your i.d. and met our production deadlines, you got in there faster than most. Now send more pictures...or work out that thing Missy wants to do....please?

Jeff Steward wrote:

Are these girls going to be appearing in any upcoming features from JM productions?

I dont think my pimp hand is strong enough to break them.Maybe Chico can give me some pointers.

jamesn wrote:

you mean pimpfist/pimp riot baton, correct?

Love 80's Porn wrote:

Quick..put out some material with Cassandra so I can jerk off to her

Preferrably her giving a black cock a good, messy blowjob and then letting him cum inside her

Ceara Lynch wrote:

Please do some porn!!! I'd really like to see more of you both. Despite all the namecalling "She's a good little whore" etc common on this board I really don't respect a girl any less because she's a pornstar ( I think most guys actually think of them as Godesses )and I think porn is becoming more and more accepted and mainstream every day. Please please can you do some porn!!! If you weren't sure about it you could always do solo scenes or girl-girl ( which I don't really even regard as porn ) initially... I hope that you might go on to do boy-girl scenes. Please please please do some porn!

Ugh, I'm not into girls and I dont mind being called a whore. But I'm still not gonna fuck on camera.

soopergrizz wrote:

Ugh, I'm not into girls and I dont mind being called a whore. But I'm still not gonna fuck on camera.

Then I think it's only fair that humour us by showing us naked pictures of yourselves.

Don't worry, we won't tell.

cassandra wrote:

I was thinking a gangbang with Whodini but my agent is all about Obba Babatunde

2cums wrote:

[a porn pic of some slut doggystyle]

How much longer before we see Tierney like this?

jrv wrote:

Tierney and Cassandra are teases.

RENFIELD wrote:

Who is the guy in Donkey Punch?

cassandra wrote:

i tease accidentally but i tend to put out

Dane wrote:

fuck these whores- I'll jerk off to teh one when I see her pussy in the fox magazine- until then there is 10,000 whores kknow are willing taking multiple cocks in all their holes for our pleasure. Why get hung up on two normal whores? is it the whole you want what you can't have thing?

ben wrote:

I will cry if neither of you will do any porn!!!
I remember in a JM Productions video one of the girls was made up as a mime artist and was unrecognisable so something could be arranged that you could do it anonymously! Also it doesn't have to be JM Productions - it could always be for one of the classier companies like Platinum X

ben wrote:

FYI: Tierney will appear in "Fox Hunt" in the March issue of FOX, on sale 2/21.

Is this magazine like Playboy? Will you be naked Tierney?

El Kabong wrote:

Send Cassandra to Kick Ass for Specs Appeal.

GenPadova wrote:

I believe Kick Ass no longer does Specs Appeal. In fact they ended the series with the last boxcover being one of your favorites, Bianca Pureheart.

soopergrizz wrote:

I was thinking a gangbang with Whodini but my agent is all about Obba Babatunde

you could do worse.

Bishop - you were correct (of course). The black man shall never rise up out of his bonds until he stops chasing after the white wimmins past their sell-by date.

Ceara Lynch wrote:

I will cry if neither of you will do any porn!!!
I remember in a JM Productions video one of the girls was made up as a mime artist and was unrecognisable so something could be arranged that you could do it anonymously! Also it doesn't have to be JM Productions - it could always be for one of the classier companies like Platinum X

Send me pics of you crying.

gia jordan wrote:

That's the best response EVER!!!!!!

I'm not totally sure who she's responding to either. :(

NWS WARNING

There are some pix in this next post that aren't nude but they aren't totally work safe, with sasy grabbing tirny's ass, so pgdn past them if you happen to be at work.



NWS SPACE

ben wrote:

Send me pics of you crying.

I would but I don't have a camera or a scanner Anyway I look very ordinary - I'm not hot like you!!!

That shows up as a photobucket dead link in the thread too.



NWS SPACE




WORKSAFE AGAIN

Big Daddy Crunk wrote:

I weep at this moment that you are not receiving my copious jizz torrent as I swill tequila from the flaming mouth of the Mayan lizard god while Jamesn tweaks my nipples with those snazzy new pliers from Home Depot as a recite the opening passage of Finnegans Wake. Baby, you rule my world!

But not as much as Gia does. There are standards to rise to.

Anyway, my cock screams for your kind regard.

Hiccup!

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"Yeah, you can't stalk the dead" -- Cassandra

ben wrote:

Were you both signing for fans? Did any guys think you were actually pornstars?

Ozzie wrote:

This Ben guy freaks me out. Makes me ashamed to be a fellow aussie.

Ben? Didn't I teach you geography at school just last year? You must be about 14 by now huh?

ben wrote:

Tierney looks similar to Jess and Lisa Origliasso of "the Veronicas"

I cut out the picture he posted of them and any further (stupid) discussion about if they look like The Veronicas or sister2sister or whatever about music.

Charlie@FOXmagazine wrote:

Is this magazine like Playboy? Will you be naked Tierney?

Playboy?!?!

Jeff Steward wrote:

Were you both signing for fans? Did any guys think you were actually pornstars?

They both sign for me.It was all part of their JM Fantasy Porn Star Weekend.

Eddie Normous wrote:

This Ben guy freaks me out. Makes me ashamed to be a fellow aussie.

agreed. he's a fucking freak.

Ozzie wrote:

agreed. he's a fucking freak.

He is, but he has a good point about the veronicas. I'd fuck them both silly.

zenman wrote:

I demand these whores be degraded with all due haste. WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Jack Mehoff wrote:

WHY?! WHY?! WHY NOT?! More like it.

Obviously I'm the only person in Australia, no, the entire world who remembers s2s [who the Veronicas have cloned].

Who could top the lyrical mastery of "Sister"?
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/s2s-sister-lyrics.html

Its ok, just ignore it. Better still, "aquire" it off the net, and bathe in the Beethovenesque compositional mastery.


O, and lets not forget Jackson Mendoza!

OK I'm spent, please return to coaxing Tierney & Cassandra into anal strap-on lesbian sex, preferably with each other, a completely shaved horse, a goat named KY and Maxx Hardcore.

Smutmutant wrote:

eon mckai is a fucking faggot and i wouldn't touch his affected douchebaggery with a ten foot pole. i may be a whore but i don't get paid to be one. fun doesn't come with a contract

I like this babe's attitude.

ben wrote:

Why get hung up on two normal whores? is it the whole you want what you can't have thing?

No I just like watching hot girls!!! It doesn't matter if I have seen them before or not

ben wrote:

Send me pics of you crying.

I forgot about the crying face here

missyxxxmonroe wrote:

They were dancin on stage with me at the awards show! I have pics I will post..

Big Daddy Crunk wrote:

I got wood. Thank you, Missy!

Ceara Lynch wrote:

They were dancin on stage with me at the awards show! I have pics I will post..

YAAAY!! Please do!!

Saevus Maximus wrote:



Tierney you look a little nervous. Were you scared one of the girls was going to touch you?

Ceara Lynch wrote:

APPARENTLY ..

TattooedRob wrote:

damn girl your getting famous fast! Don't forget me!

RENFIELD wrote:

These two whores are starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

Ceara Lynch wrote:

These two whores are starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

It must be hard to have no control over where you click

cassandra wrote:

hahah holy shit mushmouth slut

ChickenMaster wrote:

Any whores that annoy renfield are okay in my book.

cassandra wrote:

how did these two annoying attention whores get past the gates of porn anyway. i thought the last of their kind died in 92

Yes that's sasy posting that and no I don't get it either.

ChickenMaster wrote:

Why don't you girls step into the monkey cage?

Big Daddy Crunk wrote:

You hot bytches rok!


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"Yeah, you can't stalk the dead" -- Cassandra

ben wrote:

I wish I could have been there!!! A dancefloor full of pornstars!!!
Was that after the awards had finished?
I read somewhere that tickets to the event were $250 ! If you were nominated did you get to go free? Tierney and Cassandra did you go to the awards?

cassandra wrote:

yeah the picture was taken at the awards post-victory. that's why we're all dressed up and i'm wasted with a hot lady on me.

i got the ducats by telling my parents i was going to a student government seminar.

ben wrote:

Are you both from around Las Vegas or did you go there specially for the convention? Was it the first time you met Missy etc or were you friends with them beforehand? Were there lots of civilian females there or is it mainly a male crowd?

ben wrote:

i got the ducats by telling my parents i was going to a student government seminar.

Well its pretty much the same thing - both are quite political as well

cassandra wrote:

no we do not live in las vegas thank god.

yes it was our first time meeting missy et al.

actually it was overflowing with hot women who just love watching hot women take dicks. hm no, the only girls i saw there were in the industry or ugly hookers.

we were interviewed by an israeli magazine (because we're so dang conspicuous) which woulda made ma proud. we were in the clubjenna line to see that haughty cunt and they're all "this is so refreshing. do you hope that porn moves into more mainstream, classy territory?" and we're like "no next question please"

cassandra wrote:

yeah totally similar. i learned a lot about important civic duties like taking donkeypunches gracefully and fucking faggots up the ass.

ChickenMaster wrote:

yeah totally similar. i learned a lot about important civic duties like taking donkeypunches gracefully and fucking faggots up the ass.

cassandra wrote:

don't challenge my artistic license

Big Daddy Crunk wrote:

I love how you said "haughty cunt." That's very Harlan Howard. I'm gonna think about how to say that to someone tomorrow.

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"Yeah, you can't stalk the dead" -- Cassandra

ben wrote:

FYI: Tierney will appear in "Fox Hunt" in the March issue of FOX, on sale 2/21.

Are any preview pics available?

Ceara Lynch wrote:

Are any preview pics available?

EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS STUPID AND ANNOYING SHUT UP.

pornodux wrote:

ok it's been funny for a while, now you two wannabe-sluts go get you holes filled in some porn or get lost already.

Bishop wrote:

Bishop - you were correct (of course). The black man shall never rise up out of his bonds until he stops chasing after the white wimmins past their sell-by date.

GODDAMMIT!!! Don't misquote me!(Was that the proper amount of righteous indignation Cassandra? )I didn't say anything about quitting(that would not be possible)I said CUT BACK at least four days a week. Baby steps man,baby steps

cassandra wrote:

ok it's been funny for a while, now you two wannabe-sluts go get you holes filled in some porn or get lost already.

funny how both members of camp faggot are ksex dj's. or is that redundant. gosh i don't know.

Apparently she's making fun of their posting name titles above their avatars, like "porn jesus" or something, theirs saying "KSEX DJ" which is the exact same title sasy has. :(

ben wrote:

EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS STUPID AND ANNOYING SHUT UP.

I'm sorry I lose all my eloquence around beautiful women!

ben wrote:

Hey I thought maybe instead of being involved in the actual porn maybe you could just make an appearance in a Girlvert movie like as extras? Depending on what the storyline was like you could be senators or shop assistants or something

ben wrote:

no we do not live in las vegas thank god.

yes it was our first time meeting missy et al.

actually it was overflowing with hot women who just love watching hot women take dicks. hm no, the only girls i saw there were in the industry or ugly hookers.

we were interviewed by an israeli magazine (because we're so dang conspicuous) which woulda made ma proud. we were in the clubjenna line to see that haughty cunt and they're all "this is so refreshing. do you hope that porn moves into more mainstream, classy territory?" and we're like "no next question please"

Maybe the absence of women at the event was due to the whole casino environment. In Australia we have "Sexpo" once a year at all the major cities and probably more women actually attend than men. Hardly any pornstars actually attend the australian event though

Jeff Steward wrote:

i got the ducats by telling my parents i was going to a student government seminar.

Oh man thats got stroke value.Where did you tell your boyfriend you where going?

Love 80's Porn wrote:

Cassandra - FUCK YOU

Either satiate me by putting up naked pics of you I can jerk off to, or do some porn right away that I can buy and jack off to

Otherwise, stop being a fucking tease

Jeff Steward wrote:

Cassandra - FUCK YOU

Either satiate me by putting up naked pics of you I can jerk off to, or do some porn right away that I can buy and jack off to

Otherwise, stop being a fucking tease

I can assure you Cassandra is no tease.

Charlie@FOXmagazine wrote:

I can assure you Cassandra is no tease.

Oh my...

TonyMalice wrote:

Ceara Lynch wrote:

Hey I thought maybe instead of being involved in the actual porn maybe you could just make an appearance in a Girlvert movie like as extras? Depending on what the storyline was like you could be senators or shop assistants or something

GIVE IT UP

Dane wrote:

GIVE IT UP

I think ben is in love with you

jrv wrote:

Their first title will be "Tierney & Cassandra Donkey Punch the Obnoxious Fanboys"

Apparently "donkey punch" is a hilarious injoke on this forum. Hey everybody! DONKEY PUNCH! AHAHAHAHAHA

Ceara Lynch wrote:

Their first title will be "Tierney & Cassandra Donkey Punch the Obnoxious Fanboys"

Too bad they don't let prepubescent boys in porn

cassandra wrote:

only the best and the brightest get my right cross

Hey I bet you didn't know sasy is really badass.

Da Burglar wrote:

only the best and the brightest get my right cross

cassandra wrote:

ben wrote:

Some other pics from the dancefloor after the event. Why is it only girls who dance?

cassandra wrote:

because when guys dance they look like faggots.

ben wrote:

another pic from Mike South. Wow so much variety in his pictures - this guy should be a professional photographer! ( or maybe he likes Tierney & Cassandra )

ben wrote:

because when guys dance they look like faggots.

Is that Brandon Iron I see in the background?

ben wrote:

I hear Jeff can dance like Fred Astaire and Rob Longshot has "disco fever"

ben wrote:

I read somewhere that tickets to the event were $250 !

I saw a few empty chairs among Mike South's pictures. Was the venue only half full or was Mike just taking pics of empty chairs?

c62 wrote:

Cassandra - FUCK YOU

Either satiate me by putting up naked pics of you I can jerk off to, or do some porn right away that I can buy and jack off to

Otherwise, stop being a fucking tease

I can assure you Cassandra is no tease.

Is that another "What happens in Vegas...." things?

ben wrote:

I think Cytherea looks OK! She's coloured her hair and she always keeps her eyebrows like that. Did she look OK when you saw her on the dancefloor?

jamesn wrote:

cytherea's in full-out kabuki-makeup in that picture, faggot. her face is white, she dances about cruel daimyos.

Da Burglar wrote:

I think Cytherea looks OK! She's coloured her hair and she always keeps her eyebrows like that. Did she look OK when you saw her on the dancefloor?

1) She clearly toked up before the show (or at least before this pic was taken), given her prior and subsequent appearances/actions out on the AEE floor...:

2) Was this just before she peed? It looks like her rain dance.... she is in the early "squat" phase and you can see her starting to sexily "shimmy" down her panties when this was snapped, look closely....look....LOOK!

ben wrote:

only the best and the brightest get my right cross

ANABOLIC "Commitment to Excellence"

Cleetus VanDamme wrote:

So are T and C going to appear in XXX porn or not? Enough cryptic messages and open possibilities.

Ceara Lynch wrote:

So are T and C going to appear in XXX porn or not? Enough cryptic messages and open possibilities.

Someone castrate Ben and we have a deal.

cassandra wrote:

So are T and C going to appear in XXX porn or not? Enough cryptic messages and open possibilities.

no, tierney and i will not be appearing in porn. we're just incredibly lucky fans.

ben wrote:

Someone castrate Ben and we have a deal.

I will do it!

ben wrote:

no, tierney and i will not be appearing in porn. we're just incredibly lucky fans.

Movies by JM Productions aren't porn they are works of art!

Cleetus VanDamme wrote:

no, tierney and i will not be appearing in porn. we're just incredibly lucky fans.

Ahh, that is too bad you two have an appealing chick next door look that would sell well. Especially in videos where you would be paired with Wes Pipes

Well ladies even if you won't be in porn, welcome to the board

Dane wrote:

Someone castrate Ben and we have a deal.

I masturbated to her myspace picture as a rabbit. I felt kinda bad about it afterwards

ben wrote:

Fans of Tierney & Cassandra would like the Veronicas!

Official Website:

http://www.theveronicas.com

MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/theveronicas

Random wrote:

I'm starting to think ben is the longest running, most annoying fake account since XPT's inception.

Bornyo wrote:

ben's been running so long now its almost accepted, like black flies out west, noseeums in Charleston and mosquitos in minnesota.

John Floofin wrote:

I'm starting to think ben is the longest running, most annoying fake account since XPT's inception.

Random, you beat me to it by 52 minutes.

soopergrizz wrote:

Ben registered in 2003, yet waited 2 1/2 years to spam-bomb the board?

What are the chances of that?

Monkey, jokes over, it's really boring now

ben wrote:

GIVE IT UP

Tierney you have truly the most awesome ass!!!! ( I think I may have already said this to Gen... it can be a tie! )

[And then he reposts the pic of sasy doing like a mock spank on tirny's ass seen in the above not work safe zone.]

Ceara Lynch wrote:

Tierney you have truly the most awesome ass!!!! ( I think I may have already said this to Gen... it can be a tie! )

great. now remove it from your avatar you fucking freak.

Ivor Biggun wrote:

great. now remove it from your avatar you fucking freak.

Tierney does have a truly mesmerising ass, although judging by the pose I think she already knew that. The fact that she's not renting it out only makes it more desirable. Anyway, I got bored whilst sitting this one out waiting for the cretins to stop dribbling, so I cyber-stalked my way to her livejournal profile. Tierney's interests:

'friends of' enlargement, 10 man cock slam, 65 guy creampie, amotivational syndrome, anal fisting without lubrication, ashley blue, atm, aurora snow, being a princess, belladonna, cunnilingus, dp, driving, filthy maintstream porn, foaming at the mouth, furries, gag factor, gang bangs, gia paloma, girlvert, hating alt porn, hentai, i will kill you, jerkoff zone, katja kassin, kicking your ass, kimberly kane, lauren phoenix, lingerie, london hearts, making my dad ashamed, massages, matsuyama, men, missy monroe, murder, my only asian friend, panties, peter north, pony play, purikura, revenge fantasies, rimjobs, satire, scribble doubt, selling my pee, sex, shopping, sleeping, smoking pot, super taco express, talking dirty, tanning, terrible head, tfing, tierney, too much information, two dogs kissing, uniforms, vegas, watching you die

I haven't quite got a handle on her yet, but she could be sorta like a female Kyoto, or maybe the anti-Gypsy.

Tierney, welcome to the board

Your presence would be welcomed in The Monkey Cage, at least on a probationary basis. (If you become annoying we'll let the arab take care of things.)

Jeff Steward wrote:

I can assure you Cassandra is no tease.

Is that another "What happens in Vegas...." things?

Smutmutant wrote:

These two bitches seem pretty cool and look cute, so let them have their fun. I'm actually shocked to see some females who actually "get" Girlvert and are willing to let their freak flag fly. Rock out with your twats out!

ben wrote:

I can assure you Cassandra is no tease.

Is that another "What happens in Vegas...." things?

Jeff is a BAD ASS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!