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by sdroa jists 07/05/2011, 11:20pm PDT |
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sale game availability review: 10/10
the games on sale are a mix between ultra cheap indie crap games and extremely low prices on otherwise AAA titles
sale prices review: 9.8/10
I bought a metric fuckton of games that I either wanted but couldn't justify the price of $15 each, or were so incredibly cheap I bought them just to have a new game that cost a dollar
gratuitous space battles: 3/10
normally I love the concept of tower defense games, but this one is extremely meh. not for lack of content tho, the game has a zillion game modes plus a ship customizer (you can equip hardpoints with your personal selection of weapons and items, but that's all you can do) but the total feel of the gameplay itself is just very lacking. you don't really defend paths or hardpoints, you just gather a cluster of ships, mash them together, and wait for them to fly towards the enemy fleet and kill it. the fast forward feature is broken, causing the game to actually chug slower on my crysis 2 rig, so that is totally fucked, I have no issues with any other tower defense game's fast forward, so it's just fucked up in this one.
harvest massive encounter: 5/10
it seems the gold standard of all tower defense games, defense grid the awakening (7/10), just manages to make even the average tower d game look worse. with no ultimate objective like say a campaign story mode or sequence of maps, harvest just amounts to spamming the two weapon towers available and waiting to die, which is very disappointing. you would think the game would have added depth with the ability to link laser towers while perfectly positioning your missile silos, but all that will happen is that you will eventually get overrun while trying to expand past the center point you are stuck at forever. there's a few other game modes but really, if normal mode just amounts to "survive forever" then what's the point of doing just ten waves when you can already do 40? |
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summer sale games review, up to the 6th by sdroa jists 07/05/2011, 11:20pm PDT 
spiral knights by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:22pm PDT
flight control hd by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:24pm PDT
oops I didn't give my opinion on the gameplay by sdroa jists 07/24/2011, 2:32am PDT
a tower of flames shoots into the air as the body parts of children rain down by sdroa jists 12/16/2011, 11:38am PST
Calls an old iPhone game a "laptop game", deems gameplay shallow... NT by ...still playing it 5 months later 12/18/2011, 1:02am PST
this is the perfect response by sdroa jists 12/19/2011, 9:26am PST
They entered alpha stage 3. 8( by Jhohward n Jsostein 12/29/2011, 6:34pm PST
aaaa a reckless disregard for gravity by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:28pm PDT
beautiful end of the world by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:31pm PDT
foreign legion: buckets of blood by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:35pm PDT
swords and soldiers hd by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:37pm PDT
Re: swords and soldiers hd by N 07/08/2011, 4:25pm PDT
final verdict: worth the dollar I paid by sdroa jists 07/24/2011, 2:44am PDT
I just went 20-0 online with this by fabio 12/22/2011, 5:51pm PST
torchlight by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:42pm PDT
ibomber defense by sdroa jists 07/07/2011, 6:45pm PDT
Summer Sale: Good Steam's ability to handle the server traffic: Terrible 1/10 by WITTGENSTEIN 07/09/2011, 7:39pm PDT
my lowest dl speed was 100kbs, my average was 400 (over 10 days) by sdroa jists 07/11/2011, 12:01pm PDT
Maybe the secret is to download small games of pure garbage? NT by Tell me how you avoid "rush hour"! 07/11/2011, 12:37pm PDT
haha! Utter horseshit. NT by Download Paused 07/11/2011, 1:10pm PDT
The secret involves not wasting bandwidth doing basic capitalization NT by tsfr, fuckers 07/11/2011, 1:22pm PDT
I switched my d/l server from Chicago to Detroit and went from paused to 400kbps NT by Fullofkittens 07/11/2011, 1:41pm PDT
Even packets can't wait to flee. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2011, 12:11pm PST
sanctum by sdroa jists 07/12/2011, 5:18pm PDT
post apocalyptic mayhem (PAM) by sdroa jists 07/24/2011, 1:55am PDT
redux with a functional logitech gamepad by sdroa jists 01/19/2012, 3:51am PST
hey I thought I already reviewed monday night wombat by sdroa jists 07/24/2011, 1:58am PDT
zombie driver by sdroa jists 07/24/2011, 2:13am PDT
Re: zombie driver by Cannibal Dave 12/22/2011, 2:18pm PST
Another day, another painful UI by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2011, 4:00pm PST
I noticed this and punished them by not buying anything by jeep 12/22/2011, 4:40pm PST
Yeah, that's been bugging the shit out of me by Rafiki 12/22/2011, 5:24pm PST
It takes 2 more clicks than it should by fabio 12/22/2011, 5:48pm PST
Re: It takes 2 more clicks than it should by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2011, 8:49pm PST
Is Brink something you'd actually want to buy? by Arbit 12/22/2011, 11:00pm PST
Shit down my neck for $5, baby! NT by Duck Nukem Forever 12/23/2011, 9:33am PST
^ Freudian typo NT by Duck Nukem Forever 12/23/2011, 9:34am PST
ICJ's first law of UIs: Shitty UIs Never Get Better by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2011, 4:12pm PST
Trying to use it over a mobile phone on Christmas was a treat. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/27/2011, 11:52am PST
2011 chrimbus sale reviews by sdroa jists 12/27/2011, 5:53am PST
dungeon defenders extended review by sdroa jists 01/01/2012, 10:51pm PST
Use capital letters. NT by You're better than this. 01/01/2012, 10:54pm PST
more bad news, apparently the community sucks by sdroa jists 01/02/2012, 2:40am PST
More similarities to League of Legends by fabio 01/02/2012, 1:22pm PST
orcs must zzz by sdroa jists 01/02/2012, 5:44pm PST
OH NO NOT JOCKS NT by RobotJox 01/02/2012, 6:36pm PST
harrrrrd reset by sdroa jists 01/02/2012, 5:50pm PST
final verdict: definitely the budget title purchase of 2011 by sdroa jists 01/11/2012, 12:17pm PST
also: was featured in one of yaztees most incorrect reviews of all time NT by sdroa jists 01/19/2012, 3:28am PST
trine 1 by sdroa jists 01/02/2012, 5:52pm PST
system protocol one by sdroa jists 01/19/2012, 3:39am PST
the entire fear series, for free, excluding 1 and the two expacks for it by sdroa jists 02/24/2012, 2:43am PST
fear 2 by sdroa jists 02/24/2012, 2:48am PST
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