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by Noi Dau Don 04/06/2011, 6:34am PDT |
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Were you posting on a different forum than I was.
I couldn't do a fucking thing around here without getting slapped across the tits and told to stop talking with my mouth full of dick, which, if it wasn't full of dick, it should be. Your polite playground was my mystifying slog of trying to figure out why a group of men I had known for over a decade felt it was more important to keep me in my place (either silent or agreeing with them, either way it was only acceptable if I was being very entertaining, but not too entertaining, because in the latter case I was an attention whore whoring for attention - so basically, "silently entertaining") than to endure even a three-sentence post about whatever stupid thing I was interested in that week.
This treatment got worse as I got saner. When I was throwing a huge dramatic huff every other week and being confused and juvenile as fuck, you guys were way nicer to me. No, wait - you guys were nice when I was breaking up with the WS, and Koba offered to mail me a DS once. That was a kindly offer. But p much all the rest of the time, Caltrops worked like this for me:
Zseni: "Hey so here's a thought..."
Caltrops: "You fat, boring, unthinkable bitch."
Zseni: "...But that doesn't even pertain to the..."
Caltrops: "Why are you such a pretentious whore whoring for our attention. Probably because nobody will ever love you."
Zseni: "You are seriously horrible."
Caltrops: (smugly) "So, you hysterically admit that you're finally seeing things our way?"
Guess what! I figured out that coming here was optional. |
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Three signs of the degradation of society? by Fussbett 04/05/2009, 10:31pm PDT 
It's a fucking epidemic. I'm with you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/05/2009, 10:55pm PDT
Re: It's a fucking epidemic. I'm with you. by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:30am PDT
Re: It's a fucking epidemic. I'm with you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2009, 9:40am PDT
You're living an Achewood blog by Entropy Stew 04/06/2009, 12:02pm PDT
hobos - Texas style by bombMexico 04/06/2009, 12:19am PDT
Re: hobos - Texas style by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:41am PDT
Re: hobos - Texas style by Fortinbras 04/06/2009, 10:10am PDT
Re: hobos - Texas style by Prettydeadkitty 04/29/2009, 12:09am PDT
Rorschach was a staunch conservative etc. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 2:17am PDT
Canada is the last country in North America with a conservative government. NT by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 3:03am PDT
They are learning to conserve. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 3:17am PDT
Felipe Calderon is not in any way, shape, or form a progressive NT by Fortinbras 04/06/2009, 9:44am PDT
good catch, did you have to wikipedia president of mexico or did you just know? NT by gruman 04/06/2009, 12:15pm PDT
gee was there anything about mexico in the news lately that would help us? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/06/2009, 12:36pm PDT
taps chin ponderously as if pondering the question NT by gruman 04/06/2009, 1:05pm PDT
I was hoping people forgot Mexico. I know I have. NT by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 2:50pm PDT
Okay enough about homeless poor people let us discuss food. by Zsenitan 04/06/2009, 2:52am PDT
I like the baked beans with the talking dog NT by gruman 04/06/2009, 3:00am PDT
There's enough food in the world without eating bitter weeds! NT by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 3:06am PDT
White person! by Zsenitan 04/06/2009, 4:43am PDT
Re: White person! by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:50am PDT
Why would I eat flakes of corn when they could be FROSTED? by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 1:37pm PDT
Seconding the hatred of Korean weeds by Entropy Stew 04/07/2009, 8:01am PDT
Re: Seconding the hatred of Korean weeds by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/07/2009, 11:28am PDT
And as if by sheer coincidence they hate freedom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 6:59pm PDT
Where did I impugn the barbecue? by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 5:43pm PDT
PS: FUCK your Korean S&M barbecued dog meat by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 6:15pm PDT
WTF is a boti? You mean roti? NT by Choson 04/08/2009, 6:24pm PDT
JFGI NT by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 6:27pm PDT
Like a pinch to the neck from Mr. Spock 8( *blows you away* NT by *vocoder breakdown* 04/08/2009, 8:38pm PDT
Fags (nt) by Zsenitan 04/08/2009, 3:25am PDT
Don't be ridiculous by Henry VIII 04/08/2009, 8:45am PDT
I feel this post attacks pizza and Thai food. Outrageous! NT by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 1:57pm PDT
BDR eats weeds? by Caltrops Wikipedia board 04/07/2009, 11:51am PDT
A predisposition towards bitter foods is an indicator of incipient alcoholism. by Fullofkittens 04/07/2009, 3:47pm PDT
If Zseni is in a forest does she make a sound NT by yes: om nom nom 04/06/2009, 9:07pm PDT
^ Hilariously funny, THAT'S why I come to Caltrops! by Mr. Helper 07/19/2009, 12:12pm PDT
Re: White person! by Prettydeadkitty 04/29/2009, 12:17am PDT
Don't tell anyone you're a girl, if you are. We can't quite handle it yet. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/30/2009, 11:56pm PDT
well, to be fair by bombMexico 05/01/2009, 5:48pm PDT
Les Stroud likes em. But I bet he doesn't pick em out of the goddam parkin NT by laudablepuss 04/06/2009, 10:27am PDT
This is how cannibalism starts by bombMexico 04/09/2009, 10:51pm PDT
This epidemic of bottom-quoting needs to stop NT by Entropy Stew 04/10/2009, 12:27am PDT
Why should I make people suffer through that SHIT to get to the good stuff? by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 12:49am PDT
I think sasy did bottom quoting. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 1:24am PDT
Well that changes everything, we have so much in common. Send her my way plz NT by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 5:17am PDT
You're fat, weeds taste bad: PART 4 THE RECOCKNING. *reads more PMAs* NT by Zsenitan 04/10/2009, 5:04am PDT
Re: Three signs of the degradation of society? by Quétinbec 04/06/2009, 3:15am PDT
06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 10:15am PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Quétinbec 04/06/2009, 4:31pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 7:01pm PDT
I see why she hates you. NT by You're DREAMY!! 04/06/2009, 7:03pm PDT
I know what it is to be hated for abilities that most people lack. This isn't th by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 7:29pm PDT
*trail of pee* NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 8:54pm PDT
Not me (in general, you won't see my trail unless I want you to) NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 9:52pm PDT
*piss trail* NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
He needs to run on all s s six NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
In proper Canadian weather, the piss will freeze and blow away before hitting th by Entropy Stew 04/06/2009, 10:43pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Quétinbec 04/06/2009, 9:17pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 9:49pm PDT
This is an awesome thread. by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:58pm PDT
What Choson is saying here is that you guys lost because of posting. by He's part of the solution/problem. 04/06/2009, 10:23pm PDT
- signed, Choson NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 10:33pm PDT
If "being aloof" means "not pissing while walking" then yes, I win. by Choson 04/07/2009, 7:02am PDT
Choson has the right idea NT by Daria 04/07/2009, 7:23am PDT
*trail of pee* NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Quétinbec 04/07/2009, 5:07am PDT
Please tell me this is another energy-saving tip from your dad. NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2009, 5:15am PDT
Ask me to tell you I love you, or that it's going to be ok. Don't ask me to lie. by Ray of Light 04/07/2009, 3:50pm PDT
*damp yellow footprints* NT by Ray of Light 04/07/2009, 6:29pm PDT
Putting Ray's tips into action by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/02/2011, 9:56pm PDT
White girl working at Taco Bell! In Los Angeles! In a Mexican neighborhood!! by I need clarification 04/07/2009, 3:35pm PDT
I would have guessed actual Mexicans give Taco Bell a wide berth NT by up with pod people 04/07/2009, 3:39pm PDT
haha yeah, they frequently pick their jobs based on the cultural legitimacy of t NT by I need clarification 04/07/2009, 4:24pm PDT
^ never had contact with Mexicans NT by in his FUCKING LIFE 04/07/2009, 5:51pm PDT
If you're referring to me, I'll have you know our nanny is a Mexican by I need clarification 04/08/2009, 12:40am PDT
Does she go in for that kind of thing? NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 12:49am PDT
No no, the guy who thinks you'd never find a Mexican at TB NT by in his FUCKING LIFE 04/08/2009, 12:56am PDT
accurate. brown people of Alberta: by up with pod people 04/08/2009, 6:49am PDT
Pretty wide definition of brown there, why not just throw in Eastern Europeans? NT by Choson 04/08/2009, 9:20am PDT
If it ain't white, it ain't right NT by Alberta Seal (in Latin though) 04/08/2009, 11:02am PDT
Albertans are suspicious of people who even tan too much. by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 1:41pm PDT
also, my children get their hair cut at "beaners" by up with pod people 04/19/2011, 2:30pm PDT
Taco Bell is better than actual mexican food. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 6:58pm PDT
Do you have anything besides Mexican food? NT by Steve Martin 04/08/2009, 12:03pm PDT
NO MORE OF THIS OLD STUFF, BRING US SOME FRESH WINE, SOMETHING FROM THIS YEAR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/08/2009, 8:17pm PDT
Need to piss on the golf course? by Fussbett 04/28/2009, 10:26pm PDT
They've had the Stadium Buddy for years. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2009, 10:30pm PDT
Part 2 by Fussbett 07/19/2009, 11:27am PDT
Re: Part 2 by Fortinbras 07/19/2009, 12:22pm PDT
That's why you never go that far North on the Strip in Vegas by I need clarification 07/19/2009, 2:19pm PDT
Last night's subway by FABIO 07/19/2009, 1:20pm PDT
Alley chairs by I need clarification 07/19/2009, 2:18pm PDT
Well next time we won't ask, asshole :( NT by bombMexico 07/19/2009, 5:00pm PDT
It's okay, I installed motion sensing lights, and now they scurry like la cucara NT by I need clarification 07/21/2009, 10:56am PDT
Re: Three signs of the degradation of society? by penis penis penis 07/19/2009, 7:07pm PDT
That's only one sign =( NT by Fortinbras 07/19/2009, 7:20pm PDT
Look at this fucking thread. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/05/2011, 8:01pm PDT
Re: Look at this fucking thread. by Mischief Maker 04/06/2011, 3:53am PDT
The politeness files. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2011, 6:26am PDT
Ha ha are you fucking stupid. by Noi Dau Don 04/06/2011, 6:34am PDT
You were always my favorite poster to get in a row with by Entropy Stew 04/06/2011, 8:18am PDT
maybe, but it does seem that, in Caltrops' growing laziness, the only raving any by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:12am PDT
Oh for fuck's sake, that drivel alone is enough to de-prioritize posting here NT by you hideous faggot, you. 04/06/2011, 9:32am PDT
yep. right. by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:42am PDT
psh as if one notch would be enough by Ray of Light 04/08/2011, 8:23am PDT
I guess it's good to know that in some ways we're just like every other forum. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2011, 1:39pm PDT
Re: You were always my favorite poster to get in a row with by Noi Dau Don 04/07/2011, 1:52am PDT
I miss you and I regret any nasty things I said about you by Fortinbras 04/06/2011, 3:28pm PDT
Re: Ha ha are you fucking stupid. by Mysterio 04/06/2011, 8:48pm PDT
You love it and you know it. NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2011, 6:42pm PDT
You're all just too old and socially networked to post on forums anymore. NT by Gutsby 04/06/2011, 10:48am PDT
Three reasons I can see (kinda the same as Gutsby) by Fullofkittens 04/06/2011, 12:30pm PDT
Fuck you, I showed up here in 2009 because of that by Fortinbras 04/06/2011, 3:27pm PDT
Hence how it killed the site NT by Mysterio 04/06/2011, 9:36pm PDT
1. Less talk about video games 2. More Fussbett shitposts NT by Fortinbras 04/06/2011, 3:25pm PDT
Yeah, Caltrops needs less Fussbet and more Fortinbras. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2011, 9:02pm PDT
Well, actually I guess just more Fortinbras, since we're down to no Fussbet. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2011, 9:02pm PDT
The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by Mysterio 04/06/2011, 9:33pm PDT
The opinions of Mysterios are worthwhile and deserve genuine contemplation NT by No one, ever 04/06/2011, 10:15pm PDT
I disagree, your excellency. NT by Civ 2 Advisor Guy 04/06/2011, 10:35pm PDT
Re: The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 10:17pm PDT
Re: The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2011, 10:34pm PDT
Re: The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by Mischief Maker 04/07/2011, 6:40pm PDT
Actionbutton.net is purple now NT by Caltrops wins 04/11/2011, 4:06pm PDT
That color resembles "faggot pink". The unicorn doesn't help. by laudablepuss 04/11/2011, 4:54pm PDT
SUMMARIZED by Fussbett 04/18/2011, 7:49pm PDT
What can I say, I'm just a big girl for the Jim and Pam romance. 8) NT by <3<3<3 Fullofkittens <3<3<3 04/19/2011, 8:15am PDT
Why no new blood? by sored of shitposts 04/19/2011, 10:25am PDT
Re: SUMMARIZED by Mischief Maker 04/20/2011, 11:56pm PDT
Re: SUMMARIZED by Fussbett 04/22/2011, 5:32am PDT
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