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by up with pod people 03/15/2011, 5:36pm PDT |
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Hans Clastorp wrote:
The only slightly interesting or funny thing in the entire game is the companion quest where you're trying to set up Aveline with one of the guards she has the hots for. It's the only time that anything remotely humorous or human transpires. Everything else is just utterly contrived bullshit. Yes, the writers insert the standard tired jokes about the inherent silliness of the Bioware tropes ("Boy golly everyone seems to want me to help with their little problems!"), which strikes me as not so much endearing self-deprecation but an attempt at papering over laziness and lack of imagination.
I can't remember exactly, but something like, 'have you ever noticed everything seems ...simpler, somehow? eating, talking, fighting, it's all just easier." |
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REVIEW by Lurker 13920 03/11/2011, 9:56am PST 
This review tells me the game is really, really bad. NT by Gutsby 03/11/2011, 11:28am PST 
did the first line tip you off? NT by soerd unf jos tes 03/11/2011, 1:06pm PST 
Pay 15 bucks or spend an hour to have a bad experience. NT by Gutsby 03/11/2011, 5:05pm PST 
Finished this piece of shit last night by Hans Clastorp 03/15/2011, 11:19am PDT 
combat is what is souring it for me by up with pod people 03/15/2011, 11:28am PDT 
Melee engages my bow guy in melee he runs back 3 yards shoots an arrow by Worm 03/15/2011, 11:31am PDT 
So creatively bankrupt, they couldn't come up with new identities for either by Metacritic/characters 03/15/2011, 12:38pm PDT 
At least now I know what "fun face pace combat" is. NT by laudablepuss 03/15/2011, 1:20pm PDT 
I mean I know these games are just movies you get to participate in by up with pod people 03/15/2011, 5:32pm PDT 
UPP by Cannibal Dave 03/20/2011, 1:44pm PDT 
Oh yeah I forgot to complain about the terrible pathfinding. by Hans Clastorp 03/15/2011, 2:34pm PDT 
COMBAT TIPS by Worm 03/16/2011, 12:10pm PDT 
Holy shit these MMORPG style fights are getting really tired. by Worm 03/18/2011, 2:18am PDT 
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging NT by The tired jokes even have a name 03/15/2011, 1:47pm PDT 
They beat that gag into the ground in Origins also by Hans Clastorp 03/15/2011, 6:06pm PDT 
Also Isabella is a whore hahahahaha by Worm 03/20/2011, 1:11pm PDT 
Uh, that's a reference to the fact she wears an undercorset NT by Mysterio 04/05/2011, 4:40pm PDT 
background patter in the hanged man bar: by up with pod people 03/15/2011, 5:36pm PDT 
The best thing about the game was the day theme from the hanged man. by Worm 03/19/2011, 4:22pm PDT 
My combat bitches, story spoiler bitches soon to come. by Worm 03/20/2011, 1:09pm PDT 
Story bitches *SPOILERS* by Worm 03/20/2011, 3:22pm PDT 
also the ending of FF1 was 296 words the ending of dragon age 2 334 words NT by Worm 03/20/2011, 3:55pm PDT 
Euro Gamer review and article of a bioware guy defending it are the worst shit by Worm 03/21/2011, 12:11pm PDT 
I think they just apologized for making DA2 by Lurker 20123 04/05/2011, 10:45am PDT 
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