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by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/23/2010, 1:40am PDT |
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(11:06:33 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So you enjoyed the drawings I did.
(11:06:49 AM) Mewlranduh: I showed song an dhe asked "is that it?"
(11:06:56 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: :(
(11:06:59 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yes that's it. ~_~
(11:07:22 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: To be honest that's the most I remember of that scene and it gets a little vague after that, I'd have to go watch it again.
(11:07:53 AM) Mewlranduh: I don't think he looks chinese enough
(11:08:04 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: :(
(11:08:18 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Well why don't you draw it?
(11:08:37 AM) Mewlranduh: maybe I WILL O_O
(11:08:42 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: O_O
(11:39:01 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So is Song not satisfied with the volume of drawings I did of him? :(
(11:39:31 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Or is it a matter of content? *strokes beard*
(11:43:16 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: http://jhohcable.deviantart.com/art/JUSTA-OLD-FASHIONED-LOVE-SONG-179124569 You did show him this too right?
(11:45:27 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You better have.
(11:49:22 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Don't make me come down there. O_O
(11:57:22 AM) Mewlranduh: yes I did
(11:57:28 AM) Mewlranduh: and yes he is
(11:57:31 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Oh alright cool.
(11:57:39 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So, he wants more drawings. :(
(11:57:44 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And they have to be more Chinesey?
(11:58:14 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: How do I do that make his eyes more narrow?
(11:58:36 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I answered my own question yes.
(11:58:46 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Maybe if I give him some giant buck teef while I'm at it?
(11:59:11 AM) Mewlranduh: g for it
(11:59:18 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: ^_^
(11:59:20 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: CONNECT 4
(12:19:00 PM) Mewlranduh: song's cousin tried to tell me I should clean dn cook because I'm a woman and I told him I disagree in my funny bad chinese and song's mom nearly fell out of her chair laughing :(
(12:19:12 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Hahaha.
(12:20:25 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Are you still trying to learn the tones or something?
(12:20:51 PM) Mewlranduh: I pretty much just said fuck the tones, they will come naturally later :(
(12:21:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Haha. :(
(12:21:08 PM) Mewlranduh: I actually don't know if what I said was even that wrong, but for some reason it was HILARIOUS
(12:21:19 PM) Mewlranduh: and then she cried laughign when she told the story to his aunts
(12:21:21 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Your approach to the choyna language is pretty much the same as my approach to learning to draw.
(12:21:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Hahaha.
(12:21:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You're pretty funny Maranda. ^_^
(12:21:45 PM) Mewlranduh: I'm hilAAAAARIOUS
(12:21:48 PM) Mewlranduh: like cancer
(12:22:06 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Cancer magnets. :(
(12:22:07 PM) Mewlranduh: sounds like a clown's nose, HONK HONK hahahahaa I'm sad :(
(12:22:17 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Can you say in Chinese "is it wrong that I call my dick a childhood ruiner?"
(12:22:28 PM) Mewlranduh: no
(12:22:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Look Maranda I'm not going to argue with you about this, I'm not dressed for it.
(12:22:34 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: *clown nose*
(12:22:42 PM) Mewlranduh: hahaha
(12:23:31 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: People look forward to my clown class ALL YEAR
(12:24:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So can you hear Chinese words but not speak them right? :(
(12:26:04 PM) Mewlranduh: I can speak more than I can hear, if they talk to me they have to talk slowly and clearly like I'm retarded
(12:26:39 PM) Mewlranduh: but when I fuck up they still understand, so yeah :(
(12:27:23 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Sorta like English then.
(12:27:27 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Or any language. O_O
(12:27:30 PM) Mewlranduh: yeah ^_^
(12:27:32 PM) Mewlranduh: hey ~_~
Here I actually meant that when foreign people try to speak English and fuck up usually if they have enough of the words right you can still understand them. I think she assumed I was making a joke at her here but I wasn't, if I was making a joke I would say something more like this:
(12:27:43 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You gotta tell them I DON'T SPEAK THAT BING BONG SHIT TAWK SLOWA
(12:30:37 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Or like when they tell you SPEAKA DA ENGLISH and bonk you on the head with a frying pan.
(12:32:35 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: YOU GO QUITE A LONG WAY TO GET AWAY FROM THE NEGROES
(12:34:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Don't worry darling, at least you didn't burn the beer! ^_^ *cracks you over the fawkin cabbage with a frying pan*
(12:34:29 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: That's my next Song drawing.
(12:34:39 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: He's bashing your goddamn brains in with a frying pan.
(12:34:52 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: While happily chiming that at least you didn't burn the beer.
(12:39:12 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: SPAANG
(12:40:48 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The lady who started "draw Mohammed day" had to go into hiding because she's getting so many death threats and shit and al qaduh is putting out orders to kill her.
(12:41:34 PM) Mewlranduh: fun
(12:41:56 PM) Mewlranduh: wait I mean that's not fun :(
(12:42:14 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: :(
(12:42:20 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's like the opposite of fun. O_O
(1:00:11 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I bought a Domo-kun t-shirt at Walmart.
(1:01:30 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: You're kind of like a Domo-kun t-shirt but without the shirt heh. 8)
(1:01:42 PM) Mewlranduh: hahahaha :(
(1:03:09 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Was it that funny? ~_~
(1:03:45 PM) Mewlranduh: it's funny?
(1:04:48 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: No WRONG
(2:33:33 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Anyway the second one is a pretty large drawing of a girl with huge tits and it says "if Graph did political cartoons."
(2:33:43 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And on her face it says ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and then over her nipples it says OIL SPILL
(2:34:09 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And then like the Onion editorial cartoons it has what is supposed to be Graph in the lower corner but he's jacking off and saying I'M GOING TO END UP WITH DICK SCABS, I think I told you about this. ~_~
(2:34:24 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: But uh yeah I think it came out pretty well. ^_^
(2:34:25 AM) Mewlranduh: you did :-(
(2:34:36 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: So I'm an artist now.
(2:35:17 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This is just the kind of stuff that artists do you know? ^_^
(2:35:38 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Well, actually you won't know because you are not an artist, you are just one of the plebian public. ~_~
(2:36:32 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Good thing you have me around to tell you what it is like being an artist, so that you'll know. ^_^
(2:36:40 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yeap life is pretty rough being an artist sometimes. *scratches neckbeard*
(2:37:15 AM) Mewlranduh: frankly dear sir I find your work shallow and pedantic ~_~
(2:41:20 AM) Mewlranduh: I saw the girl who lives in japan and all the japanese knowing people online hat eher and she's really like LOL I'M WACKY and apparently her japanese sucks :-(
(2:41:43 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Was it applemilk? O_O
(2:42:02 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I'm not a violent person but sometimes I imagine their teeth falling out of their head. :(
(2:42:16 AM) Mewlranduh: yeah I think so
(2:42:21 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This is a natural healthy response right? ^_^
(2:42:32 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Quite a healthy fantasy life, wouldn't you say? *sips tea*
(2:42:40 AM) Mewlranduh: indeed, fine work
(2:42:44 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Take notes.
(2:42:50 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: This may prove of use to future scholars. O_O
(2:42:56 AM) Mewlranduh: I thought it might be significant sir
(2:42:59 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Hahaha.
(2:43:04 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Can I make this work?
(2:43:09 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?
(2:43:15 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: HEH YES, WELL....
(2:43:37 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I love how at the end it's Data that says dismissed like he rules the ship suddenly because Picard and Riker are going off to be faggots. :(
(2:43:53 AM) Mewlranduh: hahaha yes
(2:44:12 AM) Mewlranduh: riker's rape stare :-(
(2:44:16 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: O_O
(2:44:21 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU SUCH............. TENDERNESS
(2:44:25 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: BUT THAT IS NOT OUR WAY o_o
(2:44:57 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The one where Picard is watching Short Circuit and laughing at Johnny 5's delightful antics of making eggs.
(2:45:10 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And then they beat Johnny 5 to death and he's like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2:45:16 AM) Mewlranduh: hahaha :-(
(2:45:21 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And sobbing to Crusher I CAN'T STOP THEM
(2:45:32 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Because it's a movie.
(2:46:15 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: He cannot make the characters not beat Johnny 5 to death. ;-;
(2:54:31 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: What are your thoughts and feelings on this whole Frederica Bimmel situation? O_O
(2:55:04 AM) Mewlranduh: oh that :-(
(2:55:15 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Yes. ^_^
(2:55:23 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Like there's a situation with her. :(
(2:55:29 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: She's just some fat chick with diamonds cut out of her back.
(2:55:46 AM) Mewlranduh: wat? :-(
(2:56:15 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Frederica Bimmel was Buffalo Bill's girlfriend (and first victim) in Silence of the Lambs. :(
(2:56:34 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Psh duh. O_O
(2:56:37 AM) Mewlranduh: o
(2:56:46 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: How dare you not know that.
(2:57:30 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: In order to get victims you gotta lie and trick em so I put my arm inside a sling. ^_^
(2:57:45 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I got her in my sights, she's appropriately fat, I'll wait for her to notice me, I hope she fed her cat. ^_^
(2:59:25 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Anyway late in the movie when Jodie Foster actually shows up at his house, she asks about Frederica Bimmel not knowing he's the serial killer, and he's like OH WAIT, WAS SHE A GREAT BIG FAT PERSON?
(2:59:59 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Except because he's a serial killer and he's always pushing his voice, it's more like he says ORR WAIRT, WRS SHE A... GRRT BIG FAT PRRSN?
(3:02:39 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's great really, I wish I could still link you to it. ~_~
(3:03:04 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Even if it meant tying you to a chair and forcing you to watch it. :(
(3:03:31 AM) Mewlranduh: you mean especially :-(
(3:03:44 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Haha you do have me on that one. 8)
(3:03:56 AM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: *high five* |
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