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	[quote name="Jhoh Cause..... 2"](11:06:33 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So you enjoyed the drawings I did. (11:06:49 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I showed song an dhe asked "is that it?" (11:06:56 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: :( (11:06:59 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yes that's it. ~_~ (11:07:22 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: To be honest that's the most I remember of that scene and it gets a little vague after that, I'd have to go watch it again. (11:07:53 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I don't think he looks chinese enough (11:08:04 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: :( (11:08:18 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Well why don't you draw it? (11:08:37 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: maybe I WILL O_O (11:08:42 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: O_O (11:39:01 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So is Song not satisfied with the volume of drawings I did of him? :( (11:39:31 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Or is it a matter of content? strokes beard (11:43:16 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: http://jhohcable.deviantart.com/art/JUSTA-OLD-FASHIONED-LOVE-SONG-179124569 You did show him this too right? (11:45:27 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: You better have. (11:49:22 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Don't make me come down there. O_O (11:57:22 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: yes I did (11:57:28 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: and yes he is (11:57:31 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Oh alright cool. (11:57:39 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So, he wants more drawings. :( (11:57:44 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And they have to be more Chinesey? (11:58:14 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: How do I do that make his eyes more narrow? (11:58:36 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I answered my own question yes. (11:58:46 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Maybe if I give him some giant buck teef while I'm at it? (11:59:11 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: g for it (11:59:18 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: ^_^ (11:59:20 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: CONNECT 4 (12:19:00 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: song's cousin tried to tell me I should clean dn cook because I'm a woman and I told him I disagree in my funny bad chinese and song's mom nearly fell out of her chair laughing :( (12:19:12 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Hahaha. (12:20:25 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Are you still trying to learn the tones or something? (12:20:51 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I pretty much just said fuck the tones, they will come naturally later :( (12:21:08 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Haha. :( (12:21:08 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I actually don't know if what I said was even that wrong, but for some reason it was HILARIOUS (12:21:19 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: and then she cried laughign when she told the story to his aunts (12:21:21 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Your approach to the choyna language is pretty much the same as my approach to learning to draw. (12:21:32 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Hahaha. (12:21:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: You're pretty funny Maranda. ^_^ (12:21:45 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I'm hilAAAAARIOUS (12:21:48 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: like cancer (12:22:06 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Cancer magnets. :( (12:22:07 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: sounds like a clown's nose, HONK HONK hahahahaa I'm sad :( (12:22:17 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Can you say in Chinese "is it wrong that I call my dick a childhood ruiner?" (12:22:28 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: no (12:22:32 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Look Maranda I'm not going to argue with you about this, I'm not dressed for it. (12:22:34 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: clown nose (12:22:42 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahaha (12:23:31 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: People look forward to my clown class ALL YEAR (12:24:08 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So can you hear Chinese words but not speak them right? :( (12:26:04 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I can speak more than I can hear, if they talk to me they have to talk slowly and clearly like I'm retarded (12:26:39 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: but when I fuck up they still understand, so yeah :( (12:27:23 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Sorta like English then. (12:27:27 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Or any language. O_O (12:27:30 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: yeah ^_^ (12:27:32 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hey ~_~ Here I actually meant that when foreign people try to speak English and fuck up usually if they have enough of the words right you can still understand them. I think she assumed I was making a joke at her here but I wasn't, if I was making a joke I would say something more like this: (12:27:43 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: You gotta tell them I DON'T SPEAK THAT BING BONG SHIT TAWK SLOWA (12:30:37 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Or like when they tell you SPEAKA DA ENGLISH and bonk you on the head with a frying pan. (12:32:35 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: YOU GO QUITE A LONG WAY TO GET AWAY FROM THE NEGROES (12:34:20 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Don't worry darling, at least you didn't burn the beer! ^_^ cracks you over the fawkin cabbage with a frying pan (12:34:29 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: That's my next Song drawing. (12:34:39 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: He's bashing your goddamn brains in with a frying pan. (12:34:52 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: While happily chiming that at least you didn't burn the beer. (12:39:12 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: SPAANG (12:40:48 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: The lady who started "draw Mohammed day" had to go into hiding because she's getting so many death threats and shit and al qaduh is putting out orders to kill her. (12:41:34 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: fun (12:41:56 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: wait I mean that's not fun :( (12:42:14 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: :( (12:42:20 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's like the opposite of fun. O_O (1:00:11 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I bought a Domo-kun t-shirt at Walmart. (1:01:30 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: You're kind of like a Domo-kun t-shirt but without the shirt heh. 8) (1:01:42 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahahaha :( (1:03:09 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Was it that funny? ~_~ (1:03:45 PM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: it's funny? (1:04:48 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: No WRONG (2:33:33 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Anyway the second one is a pretty large drawing of a girl with huge tits and it says "if Graph did political cartoons." (2:33:43 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And on her face it says ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and then over her nipples it says OIL SPILL (2:34:09 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And then like the Onion editorial cartoons it has what is supposed to be Graph in the lower corner but he's jacking off and saying I'M GOING TO END UP WITH DICK SCABS, I think I told you about this. ~_~ (2:34:24 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: But uh yeah I think it came out pretty well. ^_^ (2:34:25 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: you did :-( (2:34:36 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: So I'm an artist now. (2:35:17 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: This is just the kind of stuff that artists do you know? ^_^ (2:35:38 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Well, actually you won't know because you are not an artist, you are just one of the plebian public. ~_~ (2:36:32 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Good thing you have me around to tell you what it is like being an artist, so that you'll know. ^_^ (2:36:40 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yeap life is pretty rough being an artist sometimes. scratches neckbeard (2:37:15 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: frankly dear sir I find your work shallow and pedantic ~_~ (2:41:20 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I saw the girl who lives in japan and all the japanese knowing people online hat eher and she's really like LOL I'M WACKY and apparently her japanese sucks :-( (2:41:43 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Was it applemilk? O_O (2:42:02 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I'm not a violent person but sometimes I imagine their teeth falling out of their head. :( (2:42:16 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: yeah I think so (2:42:21 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: This is a natural healthy response right? ^_^ (2:42:32 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Quite a healthy fantasy life, wouldn't you say? sips tea (2:42:40 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: indeed, fine work (2:42:44 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Take notes. (2:42:50 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: This may prove of use to future scholars. O_O (2:42:56 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: I thought it might be significant sir (2:42:59 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Hahaha. (2:43:04 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Can I make this work? (2:43:09 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Or do I look like some sort of gay superhero? (2:43:15 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: HEH YES, WELL.... (2:43:37 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I love how at the end it's Data that says dismissed like he rules the ship suddenly because Picard and Riker are going off to be faggots. :( (2:43:53 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahaha yes (2:44:12 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: riker's rape stare :-( (2:44:16 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: O_O (2:44:21 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU SUCH............. TENDERNESS (2:44:25 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: BUT THAT IS NOT OUR WAY o_o (2:44:57 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: The one where Picard is watching Short Circuit and laughing at Johnny 5's delightful antics of making eggs. (2:45:10 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And then they beat Johnny 5 to death and he's like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2:45:16 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: hahaha :-( (2:45:21 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: And sobbing to Crusher I CAN'T STOP THEM (2:45:32 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Because it's a movie. (2:46:15 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: He cannot make the characters not beat Johnny 5 to death. ;-; (2:54:31 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: What are your thoughts and feelings on this whole Frederica Bimmel situation? O_O (2:55:04 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: oh that :-( (2:55:15 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Yes. ^_^ (2:55:23 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Like there's a situation with her. :( (2:55:29 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: She's just some fat chick with diamonds cut out of her back. (2:55:46 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: wat? :-( (2:56:15 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Frederica Bimmel was Buffalo Bill's girlfriend (and first victim) in Silence of the Lambs. :( (2:56:34 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Psh duh. O_O (2:56:37 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: o (2:56:46 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: How dare you not know that. (2:57:30 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: In order to get victims you gotta lie and trick em so I put my arm inside a sling. ^_^ (2:57:45 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: I got her in my sights, she's appropriately fat, I'll wait for her to notice me, I hope she fed her cat. ^_^ (2:59:25 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Anyway late in the movie when Jodie Foster actually shows up at his house, she asks about Frederica Bimmel not knowing he's the serial killer, and he's like OH WAIT, WAS SHE A GREAT BIG FAT PERSON? (2:59:59 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Except because he's a serial killer and he's always pushing his voice, it's more like he says ORR WAIRT, WRS SHE A... GRRT BIG FAT PRRSN? (3:02:39 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's great really, I wish I could still link you to it. ~_~ (3:03:04 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Even if it meant tying you to a chair and forcing you to watch it. :( (3:03:31 AM) <font color="pink"><b>Mewlranduh</b></font>: you mean especially :-( (3:03:44 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Haha you do have me on that one. 8) (3:03:56 AM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: high five[/quote]