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| opchan reviews this game, judge for yourself by Sword of Justice 05/27/2010, 8:38pm PDT | ||||
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| http://www.operatorchan.org/vg/res/30627.html
>Trekking around Messiko >See some guy being chased by wolves >Save him >Start skinning wolves >More wolves come >shoot wolves >Start skinning them >More wolves come >"Hrm, I wonder if I need to do something with wolves for my hunting skill" >Gotta kill 5 in melee >Get on my horse and try to knife them from there, hit 'n' run style, as somebody on /v/ said you could do this >Oh God they are underneath the horse and they might kill it, get the fuck away you fucking wolves >Shoot at them >Shoot my horse in the back of the head >ALAN, NOOOO >SHIT IS ON NOW MOTHERFUCKERS >Start properly knifing those fucking wolves >eventually get rank up in hunting >Start skinning them with the occasional wolf wave >"Hrm, wonder if I can call my horse back" >Whistle >New horse comes. Old one was a solid gold stallion, this one looks like it was fingerpainted on by autistic Kindergartners >I shall call you Cletus, because you look retarded >oh well, whatever. >keep on skinning the wolves. There are a lot of dead wolves. >Cletus wanders off. >Just keep skinning, skinning, skinning >Hear a new wave of wolves coming >I don't see them >See that my horse is just over a ridge on the side of the road >Oh God they are attacking my horse. OH GOD THEY ARE EATING MY HORSE >EQUIP SHOTGUN >RUN AT THEM SHOOTING MADLY >I SHOOT CLETUS DEAD >THIS IS TURNING OUT BADLY >FUCK THESE FUCKING WOLVES >START MAKING A MAD DASH AWAY FROM THE GATES TO WOLF HELL >JESUS FUCK LIKE 9 WOLVES AFTER ME >CONSUME CHEWING TOBACCO >DEAD EYE EACH WOLF IN THE FACE WITH MY FUCKING RIFLE >MY DOG IS WATCHING ME PLAY AND SHE LOOKS VERY SCARE >KEEP ON RUNNING >Getting tired of bashing the A button >Start slowing down >See a white horse on the horizon. >HOLY SHIT I SEE A FUCKING WHITE HORSE ON THE HORIZON >WHISTLE >NO HORSE >RUN TO THE WHITE HORSE >IT DOESN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME >LASSO, BREAK IT IN >FUCK YEAH WHITE HORSE >I SHALL CALL YOU NORTHWIND >Start riding to some town to sell like 50 wolf pelts and a somewhat equivalent amount of meat and hearts >Slip down a cliff >oh shit >Into the border river >OH SHIT >DROWNED >LOSE ALL GAINS MADE SINCE I GOT THE RANK UP >I HAVE LIKE 20 PELTS LEFT >NO WHITE HORSE >MY FUCKING FACE I LOVE THIS GAME >Hey Mister! I could sure use a ri >*BAM* >Help Mister! My wagon has bro >*BAM* >Would you like to donate money to our chu >*BAM* >Do mexican gang hideouts >Get High Power >Get jumped by group of 4 guys in a posse >Continue to murder them from horseback while they're sniping me >They give up and leave >I follow and continue to rape them >Start killing my horse >Start sniping theirs and then running into them high powering their faces in >Leave them alone when other person starts fucking with them >Go to another hideout to get ammo/more weapons >One of them shows up raging >Kill him and finish hideout >He starts bitching over voice >He leaves >I leave and follow him to next game >Knife him in the face and leave >*coolface* |
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