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You've got a warped view of sex. by Quétinbec 04/27/2010, 7:55am PDT
Mischief Maker wrote:

I'm sure you had a big cry after finding out Stabby doesn't even know your name. You offerd to rent her affections for an entire week, just like "Pretty Woman," and she DIDN'T fall madly in love with you? What does love even MEAN anymore?


I don't know her real name. I call her Stabby here, but that's two names removed from her actual name. Her whore name was Nana. I forgot her Thai name as soon as she told me.

She's been whoring for 13 years. I'm sure we're all a blur to her. For a while, I was hoping to stand out from the blur, but then I fucked her friend, so I deserve to be forgotten. I treated her pretty well for a while, though, and if I'd kept that up, I would have been offended.

Mischief Maker wrote:


I cant wait for the eventual post-wedding post where you complain the gnome isn't having an orgasm every 3 minutes during your "honest fucks" anymore.


I'm not going to argue about whether her orgasms are real. If I hadn't experienced it, I wouldn't have believed it either, so I can't expect you to believe it. It's just a hard thing for me not to boast about.

Mischief Maker wrote:




I try to get foreplay done in 5 minutes. I'd say my foreplay is just adequate - just enough to get her sufficiently wet - which is all you need. Foreplay is for guys with small dicks.

When you get sex advice FROM A FAG, you lose sight of the purpose of sex: to satisfy your natural urge to get a girl pregnant. You can't do that with your toungue in her cunt.

He's right about American women faking orgasms, though. You've got the worst women in the world over there.
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Whore update by Quétinbec 04/24/2010, 12:58am PDT NEW
    Any gnome updates? NT by gnome enthusiast 04/24/2010, 4:09pm PDT NEW
    Are you in love with Claire? Or is there a new girl? NT by Fussbett 04/25/2010, 9:48am PDT NEW
        He doesn't have the foolish Western Sellout view of love being "emotional." by Mischief Maker 04/25/2010, 10:01am PDT NEW
            He said he's in "looooooove" in the first sentence! NT by Fussbett 04/25/2010, 10:10am PDT NEW
                Oh, you're saying that being in "loooove" doesn't require him to like the person NT by Sorry, carry on. 04/25/2010, 10:17am PDT NEW
                    All about the sexy, sexy dowry, baby! NT by Mischief Maker 04/25/2010, 10:23am PDT NEW
            I cry more than you, MM. NT by Quétinbec 04/26/2010, 8:11am PDT NEW
                Sometimes you wanna go, WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAME! by Mischief Maker 04/26/2010, 11:05am PDT NEW
                    You've got a warped view of sex. by Quétinbec 04/27/2010, 7:55am PDT NEW
                        Im not compensating for sexual inadequacy, Im just in the market for a sportscar NT by QB 04/27/2010, 11:49pm PDT NEW
    Re: Whore update by Gentleman Jim Browser 04/29/2010, 10:12pm PDT NEW
 
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