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| Whore update by Quétinbec 04/24/2010, 12:58am PDT | ||||
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| I haven't fucked a whore in about 2.5 months because I'm in looooooove, so my whore stories are quite boring now. After this post, though, I'll tell you some of my friend's interesting whore stories and some whore stories from Claire.
A couple more Chinese girls were murdered and the police have really cracked down. I find it strange how Filipinos are always reported getting raped, but only the Chinese seem to get murdered. Anyway, it's getting better now, but for a while, girls were very hard to find. It's a good time to be in love! The whore bars, which often call themselves 'sports bars', are in big hotel compounds. There are many other legitimate bars in these compounds, and they often share the same elevators or entrances, so you always run the risk of bumping into someone you know who's having a good, honest night out. You will be disgraced. Maybe a month and a half ago, two of my friends who were privy to my shit (and one who wasn't) were at a legitimate bar in the same compound as my primary whore bar. Stabby arrived at the bar with an American navy guy. Maybe he picked her up in the car park. She was supposedly dressed very whorish. Stabby only waved in acknowledgment to my friends at a distance, and the non-privy friend wasn't suspicious. The American sat her at a table with a group of his mates, which apparently included a number of non-whore American women. These women and their men knew what Stabby was and shunned her. She got tired of this and approached my friends. She was like, "Where is..." and she raised her hand above her head to mimic a tall person. She couldn't remember my name! After she left, the non-privy friend was like, "What the fuck was that?!" One friend is married and the other has a girlfriend so they dobbed me in to protect their own reputations. Fair enough. When they told me the following day that this other friend had become aware of my whoring, I thought I'd talk to him that night and make him OK about it all. When he brought it up, though, I didn't know where to start, so I didn't. I didn't feel like talking about it. I said I'd talk to him about it later but I never have. He told lots of other people. I don't really give a fuck anymore, but I don't talk to anyone but my closest friends about it. I fucking hate whore bars. You've got all these awful American Navy guys who are so disrespectful, all these sleazy, ugly, old married oil/finance executives, Saudis, and the occasional Indian. Every one of those fuckers I want to slam in the face until they die. We were on our way to a legitimate Salsa bar when one of my non-whoring friends heard an Irish song from a whore bar on the ground level, and being Irish wanted to check it out - not knowing what was going on inside. I'd been to that whore bar before, but I'd never taken a girl from there. It's mostly older Filipino and Chinse whores and there's a much better whore bar upstairs. It's a fucking shithole, actually. Dark, smokey, dirty, sleazy as fuck. Probably the second ugliest whore bar I've seen. There's a Filipino band that plays, though. Two female singers and a male keyboardist. Because it's a whore bar, most guys are skulking around the tables at the back. I'd do the same. We were innocent this time, though, and took a table right by the stage. The singer turned to us for signs of life because no one else there wanted to be singled out. They were there to whore. I mistakenly thought the singer was a whore so wasn't having any part of it, but my friend who didn't know any better was getting in to it. She asked us to join her on the stage if we wanted. A friend said if I got up on the stage with him, he'd dedicate the song to the whores. I thought that would be fucking hilarious. I wanted to dedicate Roxette's "It must have been love" to them, but we ended up going with 'Poker Face'. Anyway, once we got on the stage I think I expected it to go something like this: Friend: "THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE WHORES!" Whores: YAAAAAAAY!!!! Drunk Americans: FUCK YEEEEEAAAH!!!!!!!! QB: TAKE CARE TONIGHT, LADIES!!!!! But in fact, it went like this.... Friend: ... QB: Hey [Friend], who does this one go out to? Friend: What? QB: Who does this one go out to? Friend: the whores. QB: THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE WHORES!!!! Whores: ... The whores didn't stir and Saudis looked at us like we were just a bunch of drunk dickheads. I didn't know the lyrics so I walked around the tables and stuck the microphone in whores faces but they didn't say anything and turned away. None of the men they were with were angry. After the bar closed, the singer came up and told us about herself. She's half Filipino, half Spanish. She said: "That thing you said at the start. 'This one goes out to all the ....'" "The whores?" "That word. That was great because 'poka' [or something] means that word in Spanish." "It means whore?" "Yes, that word. Poka face." The singer at a whore bar was afraid to say the word whore in English. Anyway, we've made a regular thing of going back there half an hour before it closes and rocking it the fuck out. It's fucking hilarous. We have microphones and we draw attention to anyone who's leaving with a girl. Maybe we'll get banned eventually, but we've got away with it for the last couple of weeks. It feels really good to make the men feel awkward. Fuck them. |
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Whore update by 04/24/2010, 12:58am PDT  Any gnome updates? NT by 04/24/2010, 4:09pm PDT Are you in love with Claire? Or is there a new girl? NT by 04/25/2010, 9:48am PDT He doesn't have the foolish Western Sellout view of love being "emotional." by 04/25/2010, 10:01am PDT He said he's in "looooooove" in the first sentence! NT by 04/25/2010, 10:10am PDT Oh, you're saying that being in "loooove" doesn't require him to like the person NT by 04/25/2010, 10:17am PDT All about the sexy, sexy dowry, baby! NT by 04/25/2010, 10:23am PDT I cry more than you, MM. NT by 04/26/2010, 8:11am PDT Sometimes you wanna go, WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAME! by 04/26/2010, 11:05am PDT You've got a warped view of sex. by 04/27/2010, 7:55am PDT Im not compensating for sexual inadequacy, Im just in the market for a sportscar NT by 04/27/2010, 11:49pm PDT Re: Whore update by 04/29/2010, 10:12pm PDT |
