Forum Overview :: Bayonetta
 
Character flaw: NOT jerking off to video games by FABIO 03/12/2010, 11:37am PST
Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

Meanwhile, I made the mistake of reading comic books with a variety of male responses to feminism/post-feminism


*chin stroke*


and as a tragic result, I find myself unable to distinguish between a video game's cartoonish sexy librarian with legs that go all the way up and actual flesh and blood women.


I'm pretty sure Fussbett was joking about the frustration of not being able to get an ass and tit shot at once in volleyball, but I believe you. You...actually broke one off to a video game character.


Putting aside the very real possibility that my gender outlook is fucked the fuck up (I blame society), it's not my gender outlook that allows me to...appreciate Bayonetta's "assets." You would know this if you were attracted to women in any way, shape, or form.


Did you reach for the tissue before or after those polygons turned into a masked monster?

As impossible as it seems, Quétinbec was mostly right; it's just that the unspoken flaw in all of those girls was that they didn't have a cock for you to suck. Because you are a repressed homosexual who cannot enjoy anything due to your pathological denial of your innate sexuality.

Also, you are gay and faggot.


Comic books AND Quentinbec! The ultimate authorities on hetero masculinity.

I feel like you've only scratched the surface of what it means to be straight. Maybe you could write up a list of OTHER things you've jacked off to.
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anime by FABIO 03/11/2010, 8:48pm PST NEW
    You know how I know you're gay? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/11/2010, 8:50pm PST NEW
        You get your understanding of gender from comic books by FABIO 03/12/2010, 10:12am PST NEW
            FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 11:17am PST NEW
                Re: FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by up with pod people 03/12/2010, 11:27am PST NEW
                Character flaw: NOT jerking off to video games by FABIO 03/12/2010, 11:37am PST NEW
                    Stop fantasizing about me masturbating, FABIO. And go wash your hands. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 12:04pm PST NEW
                        YOU'RE gay. NO YOU'RE gay. NO YOU! YOU! NT by The conversation so far 03/12/2010, 2:12pm PST NEW
                            It started with fabio actually BEING gay, so that helped. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:16pm PST NEW
                                doesn't jerk off to: video games, cumgut elves NT by GAY! 03/12/2010, 2:32pm PST NEW
                                    Psh yeah, no shit. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:50pm PST NEW
                HE'S THE SWEETEST MAN THERE EVER WAS by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 12:44pm PST NEW
    Oh my god what the fuck am I looking at by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:17pm PST NEW
        You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Marriage Counselor Man 03/12/2010, 7:38am PST NEW
            Re: You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 10:28am PST NEW
                Tell your cunt wife that she's a cunt. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 11:00am PST NEW
                    Then kick her in the box. NT by laudablepuss 03/12/2010, 11:46am PST NEW
    Re: anime by Noi Dau Don 03/11/2010, 10:35pm PST NEW
        Fabio is a homosexual! ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 9:13am PST NEW
    I take it everybody skipped to video #2 by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 12:09pm PST NEW
        Skipping straight to overcompensating for Mike Savage syndrome, yes by FABIO 03/12/2010, 2:09pm PST NEW
            Putting FABIO's gayness to the test! by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 2:39pm PST NEW
                I passed... got a 65. NT by Last 03/12/2010, 6:19pm PST NEW
            Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 3:20pm PST NEW
                Re: Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 5:06pm PST NEW
                If the steak is Bayonetta then it's probably covered in HAIR. by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 5:17pm PST NEW
                It's not a fun game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 5:55pm PST NEW
                Don't you have to watch Bayonetta's cutscenes like a hawk for surprise QTEs? NT by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:06pm PST NEW
                    Yes. Worst case of Press X To Not Die I've seen in years. :( NT by Noi Dau Don 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST NEW
            The really sad thing is the sheer amount of work that went into making that scen by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST NEW
                It's amazing how much work they put into animation in the game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 9:09pm PST NEW
    we might rent this game and then decide if it's worth buying later NT by irony 03/12/2010, 8:03pm PST NEW
    Good news! Japan fixed it so you would be able to enjoy Bayonetta by Noi Dau Perfect Platinum Don 03/19/2010, 9:52am PDT NEW
 
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