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Re: anime by Noi Dau Don 03/11/2010, 10:35pm PST
I know HGB already made this joke, but it bears repeating.

FABIO wrote:

Bonus: Zseni's fantasy, as written by Jhoh



Bayonetta 1: *beaver shot*
Bayonetta 2: *beaver shot*
Bayonetta 1: *beaver shot*
Bayonetta 2: *beaver shot*
Bayonetta 1 & 2: *asskicking*
Bayonetta 1: *SUPER BEAVER SHOT*
FABIO: *throws controller across the room* The dialogue in this game blows.

Later on, during credit sequence (he invited a friend over to play it for him):

Bayonetta: *has 40" inseam, pole dances languidly*
FABIO: *throws friend's controller across the room* how can you watch this shit, it's like a bad Matrix ripoff.
Friend: *angrily conceals boner under throw pillow* That's a good question, fag.
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anime by FABIO 03/11/2010, 8:48pm PST NEW
    You know how I know you're gay? by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/11/2010, 8:50pm PST NEW
        You get your understanding of gender from comic books by FABIO 03/12/2010, 10:12am PST NEW
            FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 11:17am PST NEW
                Re: FABIO respects women TOO MUCH to enjoy Bayonetta by up with pod people 03/12/2010, 11:27am PST NEW
                Character flaw: NOT jerking off to video games by FABIO 03/12/2010, 11:37am PST NEW
                    Stop fantasizing about me masturbating, FABIO. And go wash your hands. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 12:04pm PST NEW
                        YOU'RE gay. NO YOU'RE gay. NO YOU! YOU! NT by The conversation so far 03/12/2010, 2:12pm PST NEW
                            It started with fabio actually BEING gay, so that helped. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:16pm PST NEW
                                doesn't jerk off to: video games, cumgut elves NT by GAY! 03/12/2010, 2:32pm PST NEW
                                    Psh yeah, no shit. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 2:50pm PST NEW
                HE'S THE SWEETEST MAN THERE EVER WAS by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 12:44pm PST NEW
    Oh my god what the fuck am I looking at by Fortinbras 03/11/2010, 9:17pm PST NEW
        You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Marriage Counselor Man 03/12/2010, 7:38am PST NEW
            Re: You are reading Caltrops with your wife. by Fortinbras 03/12/2010, 10:28am PST NEW
                Tell your cunt wife that she's a cunt. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 11:00am PST NEW
                    Then kick her in the box. NT by laudablepuss 03/12/2010, 11:46am PST NEW
    Re: anime by Noi Dau Don 03/11/2010, 10:35pm PST NEW
        Fabio is a homosexual! ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 9:13am PST NEW
    I take it everybody skipped to video #2 by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 12:09pm PST NEW
        Skipping straight to overcompensating for Mike Savage syndrome, yes by FABIO 03/12/2010, 2:09pm PST NEW
            Putting FABIO's gayness to the test! by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 2:39pm PST NEW
                I passed... got a 65. NT by Last 03/12/2010, 6:19pm PST NEW
            Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/12/2010, 3:20pm PST NEW
                Re: Waiter, this steak doesn't taste like a salad. I would like a refund. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/12/2010, 5:06pm PST NEW
                If the steak is Bayonetta then it's probably covered in HAIR. by Jerry Whorebach 03/12/2010, 5:17pm PST NEW
                It's not a fun game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 5:55pm PST NEW
                Don't you have to watch Bayonetta's cutscenes like a hawk for surprise QTEs? NT by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:06pm PST NEW
                    Yes. Worst case of Press X To Not Die I've seen in years. :( NT by Noi Dau Don 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST NEW
            The really sad thing is the sheer amount of work that went into making that scen by Mischief Maker 03/12/2010, 6:17pm PST NEW
                It's amazing how much work they put into animation in the game by FABIO 03/12/2010, 9:09pm PST NEW
    we might rent this game and then decide if it's worth buying later NT by irony 03/12/2010, 8:03pm PST NEW
    Good news! Japan fixed it so you would be able to enjoy Bayonetta by Noi Dau Perfect Platinum Don 03/19/2010, 9:52am PDT NEW
 
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