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by Rafiki 03/03/2010, 8:57pm PST |
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I had things click for me on medium later in the game, but not as much as they are on hard mode. It's way more fun.
OH LOOK, ANOTHER REVIEW:
Prince of Persia (2008)
Ubisoft has a fantastic art team. This game is gorgeous when it's not the shitty dark world. In fact, they should have thought about scrapping the dark world altogether.
The only new PoP game I've played was Sands of Time, and this game still has the same kind of on-rails parkour thing going on and it's impossible to die. Instead of a magic dagger, you have a magic woman. I don't think it really matters that you can't die, since I had to be saved so many times I'd have restarted about 50 times. It just kicks you back to the last platform you started vaulting off of, and that gets irritating enough. If I'd have had to go back to the main menu and start over I'd have never finished.
I liked the combat system alright until bosses started getting QTEs. And then started chaining 4 QTEs in a row. One of the bosses almost turned the game into unsalvagable bullshit. It's a boss that was impossible to damage, so you had to push him off a cliff instead. You could be inches from the cliff, and then he'd launch into a million QTEs and by the time he was done you'd be back in the center of the platform you were fighting on. After the 8th time in a row this happened in a single fight I was about ready to rip my clothes off and shove a remote up my ass.
And of course the game turns into a LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRV story. See, he's the cocky arrogant ladies' man who don't care nothin about nobody, but it turns out he's really got a heart of gold under those big strong muscles and baby blue eyes. And she's a the beautiful, smart, and sensible princess, duty-bound to her kingdom but it has kept her cooped up while she secretly dreamed of travel and adventure. TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME. Oh, and they make sure to discuss she's still a virgin, so you know to pop the biggest boner possible.
Also, just in case that one boss didn't ruin the game, the ending made sure to make up for it. I kind of feel cheated, because I was so pissed I wanted to quit but the game was already over. |
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GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES by Rafiki 02/21/2010, 8:44pm PST 
Re: GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES by FABIO 02/22/2010, 9:19am PST 
Re: GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES by Arbit 02/22/2010, 11:08am PST 
Oh man, I can bitch more about Mass Effect's writing. Watch how petty I can be by Rafiki 02/23/2010, 5:10pm PST 
Well make sure to avoid the KOTOR games and Dragon Age. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/24/2010, 5:30am PST 
DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT MY FAVORITE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME NT by Creexuls, a badass troll %*(_ 02/24/2010, 7:59am PST 
Looks like I hurt someone's feelings. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/24/2010, 8:25am PST 
Looks like I hurt someone's feelings. 8) NT by Creexuls, a badass troll %*(_ 02/24/2010, 9:23am PST 
Looks like I hurt someone's feelings. 8) NT by grumans chinese theatre 02/24/2010, 2:36pm PST 
one shot, two kills NT by irony 02/27/2010, 6:13am PST 
two girls, one cup NT by Jsoh's favorite youtube video 02/27/2010, 12:14pm PST 
someone else got their feelings hurt? wow what a surprise here's my surprise fac NT by irony 03/04/2010, 7:32am PST 
Batman by Lizard_King 02/22/2010, 6:54pm PST 
You're right about combat in hard mode by Rafiki 03/03/2010, 8:57pm PST 
Rafiki's right, midwest guy and arabian princess? That plot never sells well NT by Walt Disney's corpse counting money 03/04/2010, 7:56am PST 
If Disney so smart, why come he dead? by Rafiki 03/04/2010, 8:42am PST 
The puzzles provided me with a moment of clarity. by Lizard_King 03/09/2010, 5:49pm PST 
Best thread in months. I would pay you money if I could. Thank you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2010, 10:00pm PST 
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 by Rafiki 03/09/2010, 12:05pm PST 
Re: LEFT 4 DEAD 2 by laudablepuss 03/09/2010, 4:54pm PST 
But... she has a Depeche Mode shirt. NT by Arbit 03/09/2010, 8:26pm PST 
Darksiders and RE5 DLC by Lizard_King 03/09/2010, 6:01pm PST 
Re: Darksiders and RE5 DLC by Bananadine 03/09/2010, 6:58pm PST 
They are not new maps by Lizard_King 03/09/2010, 8:33pm PST 
Re: GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2010, 12:21pm PDT 
Re: GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES GAMES by Rafiki 04/04/2010, 5:16pm PDT 
take that bnai brith award by Sword of Justice 04/04/2010, 6:28pm PDT 
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