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I went to church last night. by Quétinbec 02/08/2010, 7:28am PST I went with a Filipino girl I'd lent money to and her flatmate. The Filipino cried at the restaurant weeks earlier when I told her she didn't have to pay it all back next month. It was like ~$300 which would take her about a month to earn. A co-worker had recommended she visit a Jordanian money lender, and he offered her more than she needed in exchange ... for her cunt! so when I offered her the money with no strings attached, she cried and said I had saved her from a stranger. Because she likes me so much and I trust her and she's harmless, I tell her my secrets. I told her that I had had unprotected sex with a Thai prostitute and she said that she would pray for me. She's made me all kinds of herbal drinks for my cough and sends me texts to make sure I've eaten lunch. Everyone thought she'd ripped me off with a sob story but I beleived her and I was right. And there's plenty more money where that came from, Filli's! She's ugly, though, and has two children. The sign at the church gate said Christians Only. I thought that was a bit provocative. I was one of maybe two white guys there that I could see. There were about 700 Indians and maybe 300 Filipinos. It seemed as if they were frightened to be in a church in a Muslim country because after the priest would give props to Jesus, he would thank the King, the Prince, the "Prime Minister" and their Muslim brothers in the same breath. [Posted secretly via VPN from a HK IP. This will be the new way, ICJ. We must be more careful.]

I went to church last night. by Quétinbec 02/08/2010, 7:28am PST     Fillis? You don't call them Flips? by Fussbett 02/08/2010, 12:09pm PST         Or unless she's the only female desperate enough and damaged enough to love you by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/08/2010, 12:36pm PST             Hello to u! NT by Irene Wong 02/09/2010, 4:35pm PST         He took the story of Cain and Abel to heart. by Mischief Maker 02/11/2010, 12:17am PST             Re: He took the story of Cain and Abel to heart. by Quétinbec 02/11/2010, 5:24am PST                 So are you going to help your brother now? NT by Mischief Maker 02/11/2010, 9:52am PST     Agreed. We're on the sly now. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/10/2010, 8:15pm PST         If you need me to delete the website, just say the word. NT by Senor Barborito 02/10/2010, 11:20pm PST         I prefer the term "On the down low", thanks! NT by Quétinbec 02/11/2010, 10:18am PST             We do too! by African Americans 02/11/2010, 10:25am PST                 HEY WOW, NICE FIND. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT FUCKING EXISTED! NT by Quétinbec ATORer 02/11/2010, 10:26am PST                     Quétinbec ATORer almost as stupid as Quétinbec NT by But not quite 02/11/2010, 11:59am PST                         The Quétinbec ATORer made a joke. African Americans thought (S)HE made the joke NT by Why can't Caltrops follow this? 02/11/2010, 3:16pm PST                             Caltrops almost as stupid as Quétinbec NT by But not quite 02/11/2010, 4:31pm PST                 Joke finisher spotted NT by Kill them 02/11/2010, 11:11am PST                     Too subtle to live NT by White Americans 02/11/2010, 11:55am PST                 I mean, we did ten years ago (2 white slang years ago). It was off the hook! NT by African Americans 02/11/2010, 12:03pm PST                 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28gay_slang%29 NT by gruman 02/11/2010, 1:27pm PST