Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: I went to church last night.

[quote name="Quétinbec"]I went with a Filipino girl I'd lent money to and her flatmate. The Filipino cried at the restaurant weeks earlier when I told her she didn't have to pay it all back next month. It was like ~$300 which would take her about a month to earn. A co-worker had recommended she visit a Jordanian money lender, and he offered her more than she needed in exchange ... for her cunt! so when I offered her the money with no strings attached, she cried and said I had saved her from a stranger. Because she likes me so much and I trust her and she's harmless, I tell her my secrets. I told her that I had had unprotected sex with a Thai prostitute and she said that she would pray for me. She's made me all kinds of herbal drinks for my cough and sends me texts to make sure I've eaten lunch. Everyone thought she'd ripped me off with a sob story but I beleived her and I was right. And there's plenty more money where that came from, Filli's! She's ugly, though, and has two children. The sign at the church gate said Christians <u>Only</u>. I thought that was a bit provocative. I was one of maybe two white guys there that I could see. There were about 700 Indians and maybe 300 Filipinos. It seemed as if they were frightened to be in a church in a Muslim country because after the priest would give props to Jesus, he would thank the King, the Prince, the "Prime Minister" and their Muslim brothers in the same breath. [Posted secretly via VPN from a HK IP. This will be the new way, ICJ. We must be more careful.][/quote]