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Tales of the Sword Coast
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by Quétinbec 01/25/2010, 6:55am PST |
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Mischief Maker wrote:
Hear that? That's the last of the pink meat in QB's heart shriveling away into a tiny black lump. Now he's dead set on marrying to unite the business interests of his father and her father.
We'll see how things go. If we don't get on, it won't happen. I'm not desperate. People are people. But people forget just how much money, say, 5 million dollars is. It doesn't seem like much in this day and age, but 5 mill buys freedom. If we could get our hands on 5 mill worth of property. From a happiness standpoint, wouldn't you rather be free with an OK girl than slaving for a princess?
Mischief Maker wrote:
QB, this was the most honest whore you've ever fucked. She said she wanted to play squash and was willing to give a shitty cheap fuck (you do get what you pay for) in order to play it. She didn't tell you she wanted to marry you, she just said she wanted to get the hell out of whatever living arrangements her pimp set up for her and live in a clean house with a ping-pong table. And she made no bones about the fact that the fantasizes about killing you. You can't handle the truth!
Well, she didn't want me to tell my friend that I paid 20BD for her fuck because she was scared he'd tell one of the girls she shares a room with. A disgrace?
A sad thing was that she seemed really happy when she was playing and talking after the fuck. Just like she was in the bar when I first met her several months ago. I remember I accused her of being two faced when she went from being so bubbly and fun in the bar to silent and moody in the car on the way to the fuck. I thought her happiness was all an act because why else would it disappear like that. It was only when I fucked that sweet Ethiopian the other Saturday that I realized that maybe my fucks were causing a change in their mood rather than them dropping some 'act'. I'm more tolerant of their pouting, now. I even came up with this line that I'm yet to use: I like my whores like I like my beer: brown, bubbly, and cold as fuck.
Mischief Maker wrote:
Ha ha! Remember what I said about QB moving Heaven and Earth to get his arranged marriage off the ground? I actually meant "give up and cry like a pussy" while the chick does all the heavy lifting.
I did a lot to make it happen but I don't have the connections she has. She impressed me a lot by pulling that off. I know two people who failed to bring in Taiwanese girls and one of them is a lawyer who tried for 2 months and now meets her in Europe instead. Apparently, there are only 20 Taiwanese people in Bahrain. |
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I cried over a powerful SMS by Quétinbec 01/24/2010, 8:18am PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by This is Chris's Blood 01/24/2010, 10:47am PST 
It is probably like in Girl in Gold Boots where it just sounds like a lot. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/24/2010, 11:06am PST 
Not enough money to do favors for loved ones or treat STDs. NT by Just enough money to brag. 01/24/2010, 5:21pm PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Quétinbec 01/25/2010, 6:57am PST 
Yeah didn't you know about Jordan, TiCB, you fucken fool? by Duh 01/25/2010, 7:50am PST 
This makes no sense. by This is Chris's Blood 01/25/2010, 7:39pm PST 
QB could AFFORD a $500 hamburger, that doesn't make it smart purchase. by Last 01/26/2010, 4:59pm PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Mischief Maker 01/24/2010, 11:53am PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Noi Dau Don 01/24/2010, 2:47pm PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Quétinbec 01/25/2010, 6:55am PST 
"Marry for money, and you earn every cent." (Normally I say this to women) NT by Dr. Phil 01/25/2010, 7:53am PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Mischief Maker 01/25/2010, 9:43am PST 
I just watched a lawyer explain "value for money" to a professional layabout. by Fussbett 01/25/2010, 10:41am PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Mysterious Stranger 01/25/2010, 1:52pm PST 
You're wrong to think of a fuck as a service. by Quétinbec 01/26/2010, 7:11am PST 
Re: You're wrong to think of a fuck as a service. by I need clarification 01/26/2010, 7:34am PST 
Look at you! Criticising thinking. That's like me criticising penis-having. by Noi Dau Don 01/26/2010, 3:47pm PST 
Re: I cried over a powerful SMS by Noi Dau Don 01/24/2010, 2:56pm PST 
I don't know much (anything) about girls, does that look mean she's ovulating? NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/24/2010, 3:02pm PST 
This is kind of how I think the movie Big would really turn out by I need clarification 01/25/2010, 11:11am PST 
uwpp: oh man that thread by up with pod people 01/25/2010, 12:26pm PST 
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