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Re: Rats, I was hoping for advice on how to lose all my money and give my son by Quétinbec 01/12/2010, 7:04am PST
I need clarification wrote:

Which of your (now) worthless parents had the bigger nose?


I have my Father's nose. I think that from a parents' point of view there's not much "pride of ownership" in a child's nose. I mean, you'd be happy if your daughter didn't come out with some freakishly flat Asian thing, but for those of us not taking that risk, we'd take our white kid's nose for granted. It would have to be pretty freakish before it's gonna cause him any problems.

Is the potential appearance of your kids something you talk about with your wife? Don't tell me you dishonestly keep those worries to yourself. You know, shyness is just another form of lying.
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Now I'm going to be only half as funny as I was after my son was born by I need clarification 01/09/2010, 1:47pm PST NEW
    CONGRATIONALITIONS! by Noi Dau Don 01/09/2010, 2:06pm PST NEW
    nice work *addressing your balls* NT by up with pod people 01/09/2010, 2:06pm PST NEW
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        Subtracting 0.5 is not how you find half of something. NT by Grade School Math 01/09/2010, 8:58pm PST NEW
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    Got a few nasty things to say, sorry. by Quétinbec 01/11/2010, 6:35am PST NEW
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        Rats, I was hoping for advice on how to lose all my money and give my son VD. by I need clarification 01/11/2010, 10:22am PST NEW
            Re: Rats, I was hoping for advice on how to lose all my money and give my son by Quétinbec 01/12/2010, 7:04am PST NEW
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