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Quétinbec wrote:
"Is English the only language of your country?"
"Yes."
"So you can listen to the Americans perfect then?"
"Yes, we get a lot of American TV."
"Do you understand the American's thinking?"
"Sometimes."
"Do you agree with the Americans?"
"Sometimes."
"Thank you, sir! Thank you so much!" *fucking huge smile*
"Thanks..... Thank you."
This part is great. What do you think the smile meant? He was pro-American? Or he just liked pulling the dirty admission out of you? Imagine being a person who can't understand the mysterious minds of Americans! For his sake, I hope the embargo lasts forever and he dreams of thinking like an American for as long as possible. Damascus has KFCs though, so really he could treat that as Western Mind 101.
In my limited traveling I've found the native exchanges like this to be my favourite part, looking back. At the time I find their inscrutableness very off-putting though. |
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Operation Iraqi Freedom by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 4:00am PST 
So why can't you see a doctor in Turkey? I thought they were relatively liberal NT by Mischief Maker 12/31/2009, 8:13am PST
The private clinics here are expensive. by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 8:53am PST
I guess we know who The Jew really is. NT by Worm 12/31/2009, 9:08am PST
Haha! by Fussbett 12/31/2009, 1:34pm PST
I thought you were a gazillionaire? by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:28pm PST
Its beginning to sound a lot like Herpes... by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 8:25am PST
Why? The symptoms haven't changed. by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 8:50am PST
Re: Why? The symptoms haven't changed. by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 9:13am PST
You don't know what you're talking about. by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 9:44am PST
Who said I never had one? by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 9:52am PST
OH YEAH while I've had TWO I must be having GREAT SEX! NT by confused douchebag 12/31/2009, 9:55am PST
Re: Who said I never had one? by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:29pm PST
STD wars. FIGHT by up with pod people 12/31/2009, 1:48pm PST
Re: Who said I never had one? by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 1:50pm PST
Yeah well you've never stuck your dick in a lightbulb socket! Fucking puritan! NT by Are we seriously entertaining this? 12/31/2009, 10:01am PST
Like hell I haven't by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:43pm PST
Oh my god, this is what goon logic must sound like. by Are we seriously entertaining this? 12/31/2009, 2:07pm PST
Gook-fucking, eh? by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 4:26am PST
Re: Gook-fucking, eh? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/01/2010, 9:37am PST
Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Chairman Mao 01/01/2010, 5:35pm PST
Nip/Fuck NT by This fall on FX 01/01/2010, 6:25pm PST
Re: Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Rev. Sun Myung Moon 01/03/2010, 12:01am PST
Re: Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:23pm PST
Fuck you, Mao. You don't know shit about Asians. by Quétinbec 01/03/2010, 3:22am PST
Re: Fuck you, Mao. You don't know shit about Asians. by Last 01/03/2010, 8:23am PST
Blah blah blah blah blah crazy crazy by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:16pm PST
Re: Blah blah blah blah blah crazy crazy by Quétinbec 01/07/2010, 12:14pm PST
no one is asking the right question about nip-fucking. by up with pod people 01/07/2010, 12:20pm PST
Please answer this, Chairman Mao. NT by Quétinbec 01/08/2010, 11:43am PST
He's not married. He's a loser. NT by Quétinbec 01/09/2010, 11:01am PST
Re: Operation Iraqi Freedom by Souffle of Pain 12/31/2009, 9:41am PST
No whore beatings! Hooray! by Fussbett 12/31/2009, 1:31pm PST
Re: No whore beatings! Hooray! by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 4:35am PST
You ought to go to a doctor! Please do so at once NT by Concerned Female 01/03/2010, 9:16am PST
I told you, we're taking over. NT by up with pod people 01/03/2010, 9:27am PST
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