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Re: Who said I never had one? by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:29pm PST
Chairman Mao wrote:

Congratulations on confusing efforts to make QB feel worse about himself with the same level of speculation that has kept him from a doctor so far with some kind of genuine concern on my part.


So the herpes thing was just trolling then. Well now I feel foolish.

Chairman Mao wrote:

I've had Chlamydia. I got doxycycline from my doctor (why do you think It was my suggestion in the previous thread?). Five days later, problem solved. I didn't feel the need to drone on about it online as though it was something special or interesting.


Ok I apologize for accusing you of not having ever had an STD. I misread and totally stand corrected!

Yes, of course they're nothing special or interesting. On the other hand, getting an STD in a muslim country where it's a deportable offence, because you fucked a prostitute bareback (you stupid fucking idiot) and now you need to go through all kinds of ludicrous hijicks to get treatment (or not), then it's part of a pretty funny story that also happens to be some of the best content on this site.
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        The private clinics here are expensive. by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 8:53am PST NEW
            I guess we know who The Jew really is. NT by Worm 12/31/2009, 9:08am PST NEW
                Haha! by Fussbett 12/31/2009, 1:34pm PST NEW
            I thought you were a gazillionaire? by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:28pm PST NEW
    Its beginning to sound a lot like Herpes... by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 8:25am PST NEW
        Why? The symptoms haven't changed. by Quétinbec 12/31/2009, 8:50am PST NEW
            Re: Why? The symptoms haven't changed. by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 9:13am PST NEW
                You don't know what you're talking about. by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 9:44am PST NEW
                    Who said I never had one? by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 9:52am PST NEW
                        OH YEAH while I've had TWO I must be having GREAT SEX! NT by confused douchebag 12/31/2009, 9:55am PST NEW
                        Re: Who said I never had one? by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:29pm PST NEW
                            STD wars. FIGHT by up with pod people 12/31/2009, 1:48pm PST NEW
                            Re: Who said I never had one? by Chairman Mao 12/31/2009, 1:50pm PST NEW
                    Yeah well you've never stuck your dick in a lightbulb socket! Fucking puritan! NT by Are we seriously entertaining this? 12/31/2009, 10:01am PST NEW
                        Like hell I haven't by Hans Clastorp 12/31/2009, 1:43pm PST NEW
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                    Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Chairman Mao 01/01/2010, 5:35pm PST NEW
                        Nip/Fuck NT by This fall on FX 01/01/2010, 6:25pm PST NEW
                        Re: Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Rev. Sun Myung Moon 01/03/2010, 12:01am PST NEW
                            Re: Yeah... and I'm moving up to nip-fucking... by Chairman Mao 01/06/2010, 6:23pm PST NEW
                        Fuck you, Mao. You don't know shit about Asians. by Quétinbec 01/03/2010, 3:22am PST NEW
                            Re: Fuck you, Mao. You don't know shit about Asians. by Last 01/03/2010, 8:23am PST NEW
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                        no one is asking the right question about nip-fucking. by up with pod people 01/07/2010, 12:20pm PST NEW
                            Please answer this, Chairman Mao. NT by Quétinbec 01/08/2010, 11:43am PST NEW
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