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by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 8:32pm PST |
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The Dante's Inferno demo was a nasty, incoherent facsimile of an existing product, and worse, it doesn't seem to understand what makes the original worthy of emulation. I've played demos that didn't communicate the actual product before - TRON 2.0 being the most grave example - so who can say what it means for the destiny of the retail product. This demo pierced the natural curiosity that might have weakened me in a retail context, and for this I am grateful.
It did cause me to write this ridiculous poem, though:
I implored him then, saying "Apparition,
literate of that swath beyond death
give to me a portion of thy vision."
Replied my poet, with ragged breath,
"Thou must perform'st combos sweet,
'til blackest bloods water the heath
In swift rivers, dark and rising, too fast to Tweet,
Giving succor to the Tree of Skills,
where purchas'd methods do thy foes entreat
To end with haste. Cleav'd by cackles shrill,
Thy scythe does make its grim decision,
Wreath'd about in multikill."
This dumb bald fatso can't write for shit. |
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The Funny Arcade Project (FAP) by FABIO 11/23/2009, 3:06am PST 
So we're doing ten-year-old SomethingAwful bits now? Okay, I'm on board ^_^ by Jerry Whorebach 11/23/2009, 3:59am PST 
Nice Zseni ATOR pal >=( by FABIO 11/23/2009, 4:13am PST 
I just said it had to be better than PA, not (fucking) Proust NT by FABIo2 11/23/2009, 9:37am PST 
I could post all the contents of my "so-bald arcade" folder from 4chan by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/23/2009, 8:39am PST 
If they're horrible you must post them. NT by GOOD POINTS 11/23/2009, 8:45am PST 
if you're gonna cry about it I'm gonna post them twice NT by great post good job 11/23/2009, 4:53pm PST 
a better joke for 11-24-09 by FABIO 11/24/2009, 6:40pm PST 
The problem is that this is the default "better joke" for every PA strip. by mark 11/25/2009, 5:37am PST 
. NT by mark 11/25/2009, 5:38am PST 
BALD BRAIN NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/25/2009, 5:43am PST 
Why read the comic by FABIO 11/25/2009, 7:34am PST 
He actually goes out of his way to engineer the "mic over face" bit in the pilot NT by Worm 11/25/2009, 7:42am PST 
"I'm just gonna wing it." *reads entire speech without looking up once* NT by Ron Gilbert, Game Designer 11/25/2009, 10:33am PST 
The preview frame is of Mike Krahulik's butt fucking ugly teeth. MY GOD THE NT by Fortinbras 11/25/2009, 11:29am PST 
These are bad people. NT by mark 11/25/2009, 11:39am PST 
Oops nevermind. NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 1:46pm PST 
oh look it's worm not obsessed much pal hey NT by That's not a joke either. 11/26/2009, 12:07am PST 
Who are these guys NT by What is their relation to gabe & ty 11/25/2009, 5:41pm PST 
That is them. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/25/2009, 11:50pm PST 
They're busy working on their TV show by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 1:45pm PST 
Oops nevermind. NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 1:47pm PST 
Disregard this, I suck cocks NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 3:20pm PST 
What were you planning on doing here tonight? by Chris Hansen 11/25/2009, 5:14pm PST 
I already said nevermind. Asshole. NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 6:09pm PST 
I have the transcript, you know. You said you wanted to blank him in the blank. NT by Chris Hansen 11/26/2009, 1:02am PST 
I would like to cut you a little bit, suck on your blood, lol. NT by wrom 11/26/2009, 1:21am PST 
*slams trunk* Now that's not polite. >:( NT by Worm 11/26/2009, 6:39am PST 
11-26-09 by FABIO 11/26/2009, 1:49pm PST 
Now to post this to the pa boards. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/26/2009, 2:54pm PST 
11-27-09 by FABIO 11/29/2009, 12:12pm PST 
11-30-09 by FABIO 12/01/2009, 12:31am PST 
PSH NICE JPG by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/01/2009, 6:12am PST 
11/25/09 by Mischief Maker 12/01/2009, 9:27pm PST 
FUCKING MERCEDES by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/02/2009, 7:55am PST 
In real life they do have children, guys NT by WHERE DOES FICTION END AND REALITY 12/02/2009, 12:37pm PST 
Except that they're shopping for themselves at Toys R Us anyway. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/02/2009, 12:47pm PST 
Monumental challenge. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/05/2009, 4:45pm PST 
psh by FABIO 12/05/2009, 5:20pm PST 
Okay, no challenge. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/05/2009, 5:40pm PST 
HEH NT by Entropy Stew 12/05/2009, 6:48pm PST 
Also: the people are all squiggly and shit. That can't be fixed with a Bald joke NT by Entropy Stew 12/05/2009, 6:50pm PST 
When were they selling $40 PA polos? NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 12/05/2009, 7:31pm PST 
Re: When were they selling $40 PA polos? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/05/2009, 7:36pm PST 
hahaha these have all been so good NT by Noi Dau Don 12/05/2009, 8:25pm PST 
Re: psh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/06/2009, 5:17pm PST 
see he sent it from his iphone, that means he's IMPORTANT NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 5:19pm PST 
I wonder if it's his sig, or if he actually typed that. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/06/2009, 5:27pm PST 
no I don't think he gets jokes, since he's never put one in his humor based webc NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 5:31pm PST 
12/2/09 by Mischief Maker 12/05/2009, 9:15pm PST 
10/2/09 by Mischief Maker 12/05/2009, 10:25pm PST 
is someone posting this to 4chan/co/? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 4:01am PST 
Today on pa, they make a big deal about getting a Kindle knockoff. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/12/2009, 12:43am PST 
Re: Today on pa, they make a big deal about getting a Kindle knockoff. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/12/2009, 12:48am PST 
It's all sex innuendos, including "Glistening in its newness". So it's a baby? NT by PEDOPHILIA 12/12/2009, 7:46am PST 
12-9-09 by FABIO 12/12/2009, 4:55pm PST 
12/15/09 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 5:47am PST 
DID YOU PAY FOR YOUR COPY OF PHOTOSHOP ALSO NICE PHOTOSDHOP SKILLS:) NT by Eurotrash 12/15/2009, 6:39am PST 
No and no. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 7:35am PST 
He doesn't even have sideburns or eyebrows NT by FABIO 12/15/2009, 10:57am PST 
OR TALENT 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 11:16am PST 
Also bald actually wrote a poem about something in the blog. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 8:32pm PST 
12-16-09 by Last 12/16/2009, 5:51pm PST 
lolling forever by up with pod people 12/16/2009, 5:52pm PST 
Well shit now I just noticed this. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 12:15pm PST 
Good, I realized too late that maybe cartoon tits aren't welcome in the RSS. NT by Last 12/17/2009, 1:04pm PST 
You realized too late that man is a feeling creature. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 1:12pm PST 
He drew some titties. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 12:14pm PST 
1-20-10 by FABIO 01/22/2010, 12:58pm PST 
your link was broken by Noi Dau Don 01/22/2010, 2:17pm PST 
Here's my $40 to replace Blues with D&D! NT by Nerd co-op co. 01/22/2010, 10:24pm PST 
pa does brilliant subtle sendup of avatar fan types who chew hype. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/24/2010, 5:51am PST 
I recently read their "fable 2" comic again and it's also clear they are wowfags by irony 01/24/2010, 11:51am PST 
Apple's tablet sucks, Tycho looks like huge drooling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 1:18pm PST 
Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device! by Steve Jobs 01/27/2010, 8:17pm PST 
Still doesn't do flash. Still based on a fucking mobile OS. NT by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 8:36pm PST 
SWIPABLE BROWSER ON YOUR COUCH!!! NT by $500!!! 01/28/2010, 8:39am PST 
It is a tiny bit overpriced, true. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2010, 9:15am PST 
And it ain't good neither. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 9:32am PST 
After finally looking at this thing ... it's just a big iphone right? NT by Worm 01/28/2010, 8:42am PST 
...without the phone. So it's a big iPod Touch. NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2010, 8:46am PST 
Including the inability to multitask by Choson 01/28/2010, 10:16am PST 
WOA THIS IS A BAD COMIC by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 7:32pm PST 
if you pretend that they could have thought up another argument about drm by irony 02/20/2010, 7:49pm PST 
It's not a good argument for or against DRM or piracy. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 7:53pm PST 
They have to protect it somehow, even if it doesn't protect it! NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 8:00pm PST 
Look who cycled back. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 8:11pm PST 
why doesn't he put hurr under all my posts if he hates me :( NT by creexul translator 02/20/2010, 8:20pm PST 
Seriously wrom, you need to learn the language. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 8:32pm PST 
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NT by creexul translator 02/20/2010, 8:50pm PST 
If you keep losing arguments wrom it's going to be kind of embarrassing for you. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 11:25pm PST 
oh he replied i better reply NT by creexul translator 02/21/2010, 10:12am PST 
it's really kinda obvious which cycle aspect appears most often NT by irony 02/21/2010, 10:27am PST 
Wats a matter don't like being proved wrong over and over? 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 1:58am PST 
and for the full house NT by Jrdano, who'd we forget? 02/22/2010, 5:36am PST 
gruman NT by gruman 02/22/2010, 5:36am PST 
Gruman's spiced rum. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 6:17am PST 
haha his hyper cycling bipolar disorder NT by irony 02/21/2010, 10:25am PST 
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