Forum Overview :: Mac Hall Complaints Department

11-30-09 by FABIO 12/01/2009, 12:31am PST There is a build in Modern Warfare 2 - Tactical Knife, Commando, Marathon, and Lightweight - that we have taken to calling the Witch. They are so called because this nefarious combination results in half-human abominations that can a) run faster than normal, forever, b) fall without damage, and c) teleport to targets killing them instantly. If you're wondering what something like this is doing in a "shooter," whose name ostensibly delineates the standard mode of interaction, well, let us know what you come up with. We're thinking about starting a support group. Looking at the rest of the game, the knife is designed to be a reset. Like two misbehaving children, the use of it puts space between the two players, reverting to the optimal ranges of interdiction. Gears of War offers a similar mode of resolution, but in exchange for your chainsaw kill, you've got several seconds of full paralysis while the animation plays out - a few seconds you typically don't survive. By contrast, in Modern Warfare 2 - a game which, whatever liberties it took during its narrative, is not actually science fiction - allows players of infinite stamina to teleport and murder people.

The Funny Arcade Project (FAP) by FABIO 11/23/2009, 3:06am PST     So we're doing ten-year-old SomethingAwful bits now? Okay, I'm on board ^_^ by Jerry Whorebach 11/23/2009, 3:59am PST         Nice Zseni ATOR pal >=( by FABIO 11/23/2009, 4:13am PST         I just said it had to be better than PA, not (fucking) Proust NT by FABIo2 11/23/2009, 9:37am PST     I could post all the contents of my "so-bald arcade" folder from 4chan by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/23/2009, 8:39am PST         If they're horrible you must post them. NT by GOOD POINTS 11/23/2009, 8:45am PST             if you're gonna cry about it I'm gonna post them twice NT by great post good job 11/23/2009, 4:53pm PST     a better joke for 11-24-09 by FABIO 11/24/2009, 6:40pm PST         The problem is that this is the default "better joke" for every PA strip. by mark 11/25/2009, 5:37am PST             . NT by mark 11/25/2009, 5:38am PST             BALD BRAIN NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/25/2009, 5:43am PST             Why read the comic by FABIO 11/25/2009, 7:34am PST                 He actually goes out of his way to engineer the "mic over face" bit in the pilot NT by Worm 11/25/2009, 7:42am PST                 "I'm just gonna wing it." *reads entire speech without looking up once* NT by Ron Gilbert, Game Designer 11/25/2009, 10:33am PST                 The preview frame is of Mike Krahulik's butt fucking ugly teeth. MY GOD THE NT by Fortinbras 11/25/2009, 11:29am PST                 These are bad people. NT by mark 11/25/2009, 11:39am PST                 Oops nevermind. NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 1:46pm PST                     oh look it's worm not obsessed much pal hey NT by That's not a joke either. 11/26/2009, 12:07am PST                 Who are these guys NT by What is their relation to gabe & ty 11/25/2009, 5:41pm PST                     That is them. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/25/2009, 11:50pm PST             They're busy working on their TV show by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 1:45pm PST                 Oops nevermind. NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 1:47pm PST                     Disregard this, I suck cocks NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 3:20pm PST                         What were you planning on doing here tonight? by Chris Hansen 11/25/2009, 5:14pm PST                         I already said nevermind. Asshole. NT by That's not a joke either. 11/25/2009, 6:09pm PST                             I have the transcript, you know. You said you wanted to blank him in the blank. NT by Chris Hansen 11/26/2009, 1:02am PST                                 I would like to cut you a little bit, suck on your blood, lol. NT by wrom 11/26/2009, 1:21am PST                                     *slams trunk* Now that's not polite. >:( NT by Worm 11/26/2009, 6:39am PST     11-26-09 by FABIO 11/26/2009, 1:49pm PST         Now to post this to the pa boards. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/26/2009, 2:54pm PST     11-27-09 by FABIO 11/29/2009, 12:12pm PST     11-30-09 by FABIO 12/01/2009, 12:31am PST         PSH NICE JPG by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/01/2009, 6:12am PST     11/25/09 by Mischief Maker 12/01/2009, 9:27pm PST         FUCKING MERCEDES by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/02/2009, 7:55am PST             In real life they do have children, guys NT by WHERE DOES FICTION END AND REALITY 12/02/2009, 12:37pm PST                 Except that they're shopping for themselves at Toys R Us anyway. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/02/2009, 12:47pm PST     Monumental challenge. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/05/2009, 4:45pm PST         psh by FABIO 12/05/2009, 5:20pm PST             Okay, no challenge. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/05/2009, 5:40pm PST             HEH NT by Entropy Stew 12/05/2009, 6:48pm PST                 Also: the people are all squiggly and shit. That can't be fixed with a Bald joke NT by Entropy Stew 12/05/2009, 6:50pm PST             When were they selling $40 PA polos? NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 12/05/2009, 7:31pm PST                 Re: When were they selling $40 PA polos? by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/05/2009, 7:36pm PST             hahaha these have all been so good NT by Noi Dau Don 12/05/2009, 8:25pm PST             Re: psh by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/06/2009, 5:17pm PST                 see he sent it from his iphone, that means he's IMPORTANT NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 5:19pm PST                     I wonder if it's his sig, or if he actually typed that. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/06/2009, 5:27pm PST                         no I don't think he gets jokes, since he's never put one in his humor based webc NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 5:31pm PST     12/2/09 by Mischief Maker 12/05/2009, 9:15pm PST     10/2/09 by Mischief Maker 12/05/2009, 10:25pm PST     is someone posting this to 4chan/co/? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/06/2009, 4:01am PST     Today on pa, they make a big deal about getting a Kindle knockoff. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/12/2009, 12:43am PST         Re: Today on pa, they make a big deal about getting a Kindle knockoff. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/12/2009, 12:48am PST             It's all sex innuendos, including "Glistening in its newness". So it's a baby? NT by PEDOPHILIA 12/12/2009, 7:46am PST     12-9-09 by FABIO 12/12/2009, 4:55pm PST     12/15/09 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 5:47am PST         DID YOU PAY FOR YOUR COPY OF PHOTOSHOP ALSO NICE PHOTOSDHOP SKILLS:) NT by Eurotrash 12/15/2009, 6:39am PST             No and no. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 7:35am PST         He doesn't even have sideburns or eyebrows NT by FABIO 12/15/2009, 10:57am PST             OR TALENT 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 11:16am PST         Also bald actually wrote a poem about something in the blog. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/15/2009, 8:32pm PST     12-16-09 by Last 12/16/2009, 5:51pm PST         lolling forever by up with pod people 12/16/2009, 5:52pm PST         Well shit now I just noticed this. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 12:15pm PST             Good, I realized too late that maybe cartoon tits aren't welcome in the RSS. NT by Last 12/17/2009, 1:04pm PST                 You realized too late that man is a feeling creature. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 1:12pm PST     He drew some titties. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/17/2009, 12:14pm PST     1-20-10 by FABIO 01/22/2010, 12:58pm PST         your link was broken by Noi Dau Don 01/22/2010, 2:17pm PST             Here's my $40 to replace Blues with D&D! NT by Nerd co-op co. 01/22/2010, 10:24pm PST     pa does brilliant subtle sendup of avatar fan types who chew hype. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/24/2010, 5:51am PST         I recently read their "fable 2" comic again and it's also clear they are wowfags by irony 01/24/2010, 11:51am PST         Apple's tablet sucks, Tycho looks like huge drooling faggot manchild NT by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 1:18pm PST             Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device! by Steve Jobs 01/27/2010, 8:17pm PST                 Still doesn't do flash. Still based on a fucking mobile OS. NT by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 8:36pm PST                     SWIPABLE BROWSER ON YOUR COUCH!!! NT by $500!!! 01/28/2010, 8:39am PST                         It is a tiny bit overpriced, true. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/28/2010, 9:15am PST                             And it ain't good neither. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 9:32am PST                 After finally looking at this thing ... it's just a big iphone right? NT by Worm 01/28/2010, 8:42am PST                     ...without the phone. So it's a big iPod Touch. NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2010, 8:46am PST                         Including the inability to multitask by Choson 01/28/2010, 10:16am PST     WOA THIS IS A BAD COMIC by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 7:32pm PST         if you pretend that they could have thought up another argument about drm by irony 02/20/2010, 7:49pm PST             It's not a good argument for or against DRM or piracy. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 7:53pm PST         They have to protect it somehow, even if it doesn't protect it! NT by Worm 02/20/2010, 8:00pm PST             Look who cycled back. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 8:11pm PST                 why doesn't he put hurr under all my posts if he hates me :( NT by creexul translator 02/20/2010, 8:20pm PST                     Seriously wrom, you need to learn the language. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 8:32pm PST                         hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NT by creexul translator 02/20/2010, 8:50pm PST                             If you keep losing arguments wrom it's going to be kind of embarrassing for you. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/20/2010, 11:25pm PST                                 oh he replied i better reply NT by creexul translator 02/21/2010, 10:12am PST                                     it's really kinda obvious which cycle aspect appears most often NT by irony 02/21/2010, 10:27am PST                                     Wats a matter don't like being proved wrong over and over? 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 1:58am PST                                     and for the full house NT by Jrdano, who'd we forget? 02/22/2010, 5:36am PST                                     gruman NT by gruman 02/22/2010, 5:36am PST                                         Gruman's spiced rum. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/22/2010, 6:17am PST                 haha his hyper cycling bipolar disorder NT by irony 02/21/2010, 10:25am PST