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by Lizard_King 11/19/2009, 8:09pm PST |
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The tutorial is endless, the unskippable cutscenes are monstrous, and the inclusion of DaVinci should have apparently been a warning that all of the pop mystery history shit was going front and center. On top of that, they added layers upon layers to all of the side stuff in the game, which would have been fine if the game made its core pitch and unlocked basic skills and areas from the start. Instead I'm punching people and re-re-re-learning how to "blend", with what sounds like the British asshole from Buffy providing me with protips about codes I don't give a shit about.
I will give this a few more tries out of stubbornness, because the first one was pretty enjoyable on a visceral level once you got past the bullshit. |
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Initial impressions: by Lizard_King 11/17/2009, 8:15pm PST 
Do you still run into big spinning DNA strands? NT by Entropy Stew 11/17/2009, 9:08pm PST
Initial impressions from AC2 developer: I'm blown away, GOTY, I amazed myself. by QT3 Reporter 11/18/2009, 1:30am PST
The Joystiq review is in! by Jerry Whorebach 11/18/2009, 3:27am PST
It's an amazing game. I honestly have no idea how we managed to do what we did. NT by Charles 11/18/2009, 3:33am PST
AC1 is a stupid and boring game, AC2 more of the same? NEIN DANKE ARSCHLOCH by Eurotrash 11/18/2009, 5:15pm PST
AC1 won't let you quit by FABIO 11/18/2009, 5:48pm PST
The game within the game within the game within the game within the game within NT by Entropy Stew 11/18/2009, 6:04pm PST
Re: The game within the game within the game within the game within the game wit by Charles 11/18/2009, 8:01pm PST
It probably looked something like this by Fortinbras 11/19/2009, 6:56pm PST
Re: AC1 won't let you quit by Eurotrash 11/19/2009, 3:37am PST
Re: AC1 won't let you quit by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/19/2009, 10:08pm PST
ac1 is a pretty good game, they got the whole concept of stealth assassination c by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/18/2009, 8:11pm PST
Come on. It's just bad Hitman missions with tons of filler. by Worm 11/19/2009, 5:17am PST
That fucking settles it *uninstalls* NT by Eurotrash 11/19/2009, 7:41am PST
I intentionally got into as many fights as I could. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/19/2009, 9:54am PST
Re: ac1 is a pretty good game, they got the whole concept of stealth ass by Mysterious Stranger 11/19/2009, 7:29pm PST
FUCK NT by Entropy's Game 11/19/2009, 7:30pm PST
Re: ac1 is a pretty good game, they got the whole concept of stealth ass by Arbit 11/20/2009, 2:13pm PST
The creepiest violence as sexual outlet games surprisingly attract the creepiest by people to make them -FABIO 11/20/2009, 3:04pm PST
Slaughtering people and being a badass, sounds fun. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 3:21pm PST
AC1 (and I assume AC2) is an incredible waste of potential by Arbit 11/20/2009, 2:02pm PST
Retracted by Lizard_King 11/19/2009, 8:09pm PST
I could have saved you fifty bucks but that would require you to not be a NT by self-righteous sack of shit 11/19/2009, 8:11pm PST
It's ok. I'd rather spend the money and not rely on the word of someone who is NT by only coincidentally right, if ever. 11/19/2009, 8:58pm PST
A guy over there said he got about 14 hours before quitting by Mr. Copy 11/19/2009, 11:42pm PST
I guess I should specify xbox version with both 1&2 by Lizard_King 11/20/2009, 3:12am PST
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