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AC1 is a stupid and boring game, AC2 more of the same? NEIN DANKE ARSCHLOCH by Eurotrash 11/18/2009, 5:15pm PST
I bought AC1 after (apparently not very thoroughly) reading the swee reviews and thinking it was a pretty cool setting. I actually didn't know about all that DNA memory BULLSHIT yet, so imagine my surprise when I loaded the game, expecting dirty nasty curbstomping of peeps in da old days, and getting DNA memory BULLSHIT instead. Whadafuuuuck.

The concept is ass. The interface and controls are ass. It runs like ass on my asskicking computer (and sometimes crashes I guess, did that today). Ass ass ass.

ASS. I load an old savegame (oops I mean uh, what, memory log? Well fuck me dead asshole) today because I wanted to see if it was really as bad as I remembered from last time I played it.
It's early in the game, it's some mission where you have to go and eavesdrop on some asshole. So I want to the mission objective as indicated on the high-tech radar and looked at the dude. He stared back at me. What was I supposed to do again? I forgot, so I tried punching him. He ran away like a faggot, sO I kinda ran after him and rained punches on his ass every chance I got. Nobody tried to stop me or even reacted to this asshole behavior.
It must be because he was immortal because he never dropped.

So I reload (uhh re-flurglleiate the memory log i guess) and do it properly this time, next I'm told to go pickpocket some basket seller. I go there and try to pickpocket him, but he sees me and calls me an asshole. Fuck that. Then the game crashes while I'm flailing around in the menues trying to figure out what to do now.

Myabe i just suck at vidya games. :(
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Initial impressions: by Lizard_King 11/17/2009, 8:15pm PST NEW
    Do you still run into big spinning DNA strands? NT by Entropy Stew 11/17/2009, 9:08pm PST NEW
    Initial impressions from AC2 developer: I'm blown away, GOTY, I amazed myself. by QT3 Reporter 11/18/2009, 1:30am PST NEW
    The Joystiq review is in! by Jerry Whorebach 11/18/2009, 3:27am PST NEW
        It's an amazing game. I honestly have no idea how we managed to do what we did. NT by Charles 11/18/2009, 3:33am PST NEW
        AC1 is a stupid and boring game, AC2 more of the same? NEIN DANKE ARSCHLOCH by Eurotrash 11/18/2009, 5:15pm PST NEW
            AC1 won't let you quit by FABIO 11/18/2009, 5:48pm PST NEW
                The game within the game within the game within the game within the game within NT by Entropy Stew 11/18/2009, 6:04pm PST NEW
                    Re: The game within the game within the game within the game within the game wit by Charles 11/18/2009, 8:01pm PST NEW
                        It probably looked something like this by Fortinbras 11/19/2009, 6:56pm PST NEW
                Re: AC1 won't let you quit by Eurotrash 11/19/2009, 3:37am PST NEW
                Re: AC1 won't let you quit by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/19/2009, 10:08pm PST NEW
            ac1 is a pretty good game, they got the whole concept of stealth assassination c by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/18/2009, 8:11pm PST NEW
                Come on. It's just bad Hitman missions with tons of filler. by Worm 11/19/2009, 5:17am PST NEW
                    That fucking settles it *uninstalls* NT by Eurotrash 11/19/2009, 7:41am PST NEW
                I intentionally got into as many fights as I could. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/19/2009, 9:54am PST NEW
                Re: ac1 is a pretty good game, they got the whole concept of stealth ass by Mysterious Stranger 11/19/2009, 7:29pm PST NEW
                    FUCK NT by Entropy's Game 11/19/2009, 7:30pm PST NEW
                    Re: ac1 is a pretty good game, they got the whole concept of stealth ass by Arbit 11/20/2009, 2:13pm PST NEW
                        The creepiest violence as sexual outlet games surprisingly attract the creepiest by people to make them -FABIO 11/20/2009, 3:04pm PST NEW
                        Slaughtering people and being a badass, sounds fun. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/20/2009, 3:21pm PST NEW
            AC1 (and I assume AC2) is an incredible waste of potential by Arbit 11/20/2009, 2:02pm PST NEW
    Retracted by Lizard_King 11/19/2009, 8:09pm PST NEW
        I could have saved you fifty bucks but that would require you to not be a NT by self-righteous sack of shit 11/19/2009, 8:11pm PST NEW
            It's ok. I'd rather spend the money and not rely on the word of someone who is NT by only coincidentally right, if ever. 11/19/2009, 8:58pm PST NEW
        A guy over there said he got about 14 hours before quitting by Mr. Copy 11/19/2009, 11:42pm PST NEW
            I guess I should specify xbox version with both 1&2 by Lizard_King 11/20/2009, 3:12am PST NEW
 
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