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Tales of the Sword Coast
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by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 12:10am PDT |
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The waitress asked if she could bring a friend to what was supposed to be a private dinner last week I think. Then she asked if the friend could bring her cousin. It was at The Ritz and I was paying for all this shit! The waitress's friend was a 30 y/o Filipino mother of 2. The mother of 2's cousin was a 26 y/o Filipino private nurse to one of the princesses here. The nurse wanted to find a Western husband and was hitting on me during the "date" and gave me a shoulder massage from the back seat of my car as I was driving the 3 of them home with the Waitress in the front seat! Bare-faced backstabbery!
I went for coffee with mother of 2 and nurse the following week and was like, "That was pretty fucked up of you to bring this pretty girl along and for her to start hitting on me in front of [the waitress]."
And the mother of 2 said with a totally straight face, "[My cousin] is prettier and has a better job than [the waitress] so I knew you would like her more." and the cousin was sitting there like "Of course. I'm prettier and have a better job and English" and if it wasn't true, it would have made me sick.
And I went for the nurse like a total piece of shit just as they expected because I thought she was impressive enough that I could show her off to my friends (whereas I was ashamed of the waitress and did things in secret with her). The saddest part was waitress was completely expecting and accepting of me trading up for the nurse. She said she understood and I cried because she understood and I said I'd always be her friend.
But guess how I got fucked?!!! The nurse is a 26 y/o virgin who'll be next to impossible to fuck. And, she has to be chaparoned when she goes out with me, and guess who the the chaparone is!!! The mother of 2. It's weird to have a chaparone at all your dates because all the crazy, personal, impressive shit you say to impress your date is also being received by the chaparone. Most of the time, I actually get on better with the chaperone because the nurse is actually a stuck up bitch who once leafed through a celebrity gossip magazine at the table as the mother of 2 poured her heart out about being unloveable and lonely and missing her children, and checked her cellphone for texts as I was telling her some shit about my Dad.
Anyway, I started to think something was weird when the chaparone wouldn't give me the nurse's number after 3 dates.
Last week, the chaparone called and was crying and said that I was the only one she could talk to and that she'd fought with the nurse over some English text books I'd promised them. Now the bitch won't act as a chaparone for the nurse so I can't see the nurse because her aunty won't let her out without a chaparone!
So yesterday I went into the Waitresses restaurant and tipped her 10BD (her monthly base salary is 100BD) and invited her to breakfast this morning (she's working 7 days a week from 1pm - 1am now so I can only see her in the mornings). She agreed, but sent me a text at 3am last night saying she felt too tired.
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I fucked a whore last night. by Quétinbec 10/29/2009, 10:56pm PDT 
What a great life you have! by Mr. Helper 10/30/2009, 8:39am PDT 
These need to go in the Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life forum NT by FABIO 10/30/2009, 10:48am PDT 
Yeah! Hey, where is that forum? NT by Mysterio 10/30/2009, 3:37pm PDT 
*Points* "Babies" is probably single best thing I've read ever. NT by Worm 10/30/2009, 8:42am PDT 
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Fortinbras 10/30/2009, 10:49am PDT 
The Filipino child is not meeting all your needs? NT by She doesn't want to be held either? 10/30/2009, 1:59pm PDT 
There's a funny story about that: by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 12:10am PDT 
Re: There's a funny story about that: by Mysterio 10/31/2009, 9:21am PDT 
This is why I'm glad you're here by Backup whore poster 10/30/2009, 9:49pm PDT 
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Chairman "Kiwis please die" Mao 10/30/2009, 10:02pm PDT 
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 12:16am PDT 
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Chairman "Kiwis please die" Mao 10/31/2009, 9:27am PDT 
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Quétinbec 10/31/2009, 10:59am PDT 
Re: I fucked a whore last night. by Chairman Mao 11/03/2009, 6:36pm PST 
So, the question on everyone's mind by Rev. Killdozer 10/31/2009, 4:21pm PDT 
Sweet and timely whore take me home. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/01/2009, 1:26am PDT 
So wait ... that wasn't INC? by Bunyip 11/01/2009, 5:13pm PST 
If only we knew where she was now. by creepy creeper 03/11/2020, 9:42am PDT 
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