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[quote name="Quétinbec"]The waitress asked if she could bring a friend to what was supposed to be a private dinner last week I think. Then she asked if the friend could bring her cousin. It was at The Ritz and I was paying for all this shit! The waitress's friend was a 30 y/o Filipino mother of 2. The mother of 2's cousin was a 26 y/o Filipino private nurse to one of the princesses here. The nurse wanted to find a Western husband and was hitting on me during the "date" and gave me a shoulder massage from the back seat of my car as I was driving the 3 of them home with the Waitress in the front seat! Bare-faced backstabbery! I went for coffee with mother of 2 and nurse the following week and was like, "That was pretty fucked up of you to bring this pretty girl along and for her to start hitting on me in front of [the waitress]." And the mother of 2 said with a totally straight face, "[My cousin] is prettier and has a better job than [the waitress] so I knew you would like her more." and the cousin was sitting there like "Of course. I'm prettier and have a better job and English" and if it wasn't true, it would have made me sick. And I went for the nurse like a total piece of shit just as they expected because I thought she was impressive enough that I could show her off to my friends (whereas I was ashamed of the waitress and did things in secret with her). The saddest part was waitress was completely expecting and accepting of me trading up for the nurse. She said she understood and I cried because she understood and I said I'd always be her friend. But guess how I got fucked?!!! The nurse is a 26 y/o virgin who'll be next to impossible to fuck. And, she has to be chaparoned when she goes out with me, and guess who the the chaparone is!!! The mother of 2. It's weird to have a chaparone at all your dates because all the crazy, personal, impressive shit you say to impress your date is also being received by the chaparone. Most of the time, I actually get on better with the chaperone because the nurse is actually a stuck up bitch who once leafed through a celebrity gossip magazine at the table as the mother of 2 poured her heart out about being unloveable and lonely and missing her children, and checked her cellphone for texts as I was telling her some shit about my Dad. Anyway, I started to think something was weird when the chaparone wouldn't give me the nurse's number after 3 dates. Last week, the chaparone called and was crying and said that I was the only one she could talk to and that she'd fought with the nurse over some English text books I'd promised them. Now the bitch won't act as a chaparone for the nurse so I can't see the nurse because her aunty won't let her out without a chaparone! So yesterday I went into the Waitresses restaurant and tipped her 10BD (her monthly base salary is 100BD) and invited her to breakfast this morning (she's working 7 days a week from 1pm - 1am now so I can only see her in the mornings). She agreed, but sent me a text at 3am last night saying she felt too tired. [/quote]