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Are teachers safe? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/05/2009, 7:37pm PDT
Zsenitan wrote:

Surrounded by the same whores you mocked Koba for failing to fuck, you're tucking in with the safest possible woman EVER INVENTED.


I'd LOVE to get with a teacher. I can't even get them to talk to me. I understand why seeing a Canadian schoolteacher for coffee is the safest date ever -

Canadian: No Canadian shall ever suffer, as long as America is around to draw breath. You're the only people on earth that EVERYONE in the country likes.
Teacher: Teacher unions are strong, lithe, supple, dexterous, crafty. Nobody ever hears about teachers getting laid off.
Coffee: Drinking alcohol may make someone do something they'd totally regret later

... except, as a point in Quentin's favor, this is all happening in the most dangerous place in the solar system. BUT STILL, yes, quite safe in general. I just like the idea that, every day (except for two weeks around Christmastime, another week in the spring and four months in the spring/summer and weekends) they are actively positively contributing to the world, whereas I have worked for companies that do nothing but fail and lose money. I'm attracted to the good work teachers do.


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Hi by Quétinbec 09/05/2009, 5:01am PDT NEW
    Final Anger.mp3 NT by The Irene Wong Experience 09/05/2009, 10:14am PDT NEW
    I haven't heard the eating the pubic hair story, no NT by Mr. 3000 and his blob 09/05/2009, 11:00am PDT NEW
    Right side driving is the majority. NT by On the Earth. 09/05/2009, 1:00pm PDT NEW
        Asians constitute a "majority". Are you going to tell me they're "normal"? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2009, 2:10pm PDT NEW
    QB you need to get IM. by Zsenitan 09/05/2009, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        Everyone on this whole site should get AIM. >:( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/05/2009, 3:40pm PDT NEW
        Are teachers safe? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/05/2009, 7:37pm PDT NEW
            argh. I meant to say they are molding young minds, not actively positively elast NT by ically respectfully synergy whateve 09/05/2009, 7:38pm PDT NEW
            Re: Are teachers safe? by Quétinbec 09/06/2009, 9:15am PDT NEW
                Re: Are teachers safe? by Quétinbec 09/06/2009, 3:51pm PDT NEW
            Re: Are teachers safe? by Fullofkittens 09/06/2009, 4:06pm PDT NEW
        Re: QB you need to get IM. by Quétinbec 09/06/2009, 9:10am PDT NEW
    this thread is now what you would do with a trust fund by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/05/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        QB would go live in a primitive third world hell hole. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/05/2009, 5:13pm PDT NEW
            And thou, child, shalt be called the prophet of the Highest NT by Zsenitan 09/06/2009, 4:48pm PDT NEW
    Anyway, I'm back in NZ now by Quétinbec 09/06/2009, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        Three fucking weeks. NT by Awesome. 09/06/2009, 5:27pm PDT NEW
            Where does that even fall in the pool? Or did QB actually short everyone?! NT by Zsenitan 09/06/2009, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                I bet the farm on 9 weeks. NT by That was a nice farm. :( 09/06/2009, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                    always bet on black NT by gruman 09/06/2009, 6:04pm PDT NEW
        YOU'VE ABANDONED YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/06/2009, 7:36pm PDT NEW
        Re: Anyway, I'm back in NZ now by Choson 09/07/2009, 8:09am PDT NEW
        I think this is fake by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/07/2009, 9:37am PDT NEW
        Don't be fooled by the man pretending to be me. I only have good things to say. by Quétinbec 09/07/2009, 10:10am PDT NEW
            Re: Don't be fooled by the man pretending to be me. I only have good things to s by Souffle of Pain 09/07/2009, 10:30am PDT NEW
            Not sure it's 'man,' this reads like it could be Pod People. by you spastic bogan failure. 09/07/2009, 11:46am PDT NEW
                Layers upon layers. NT by Zsenitan 09/07/2009, 11:47am PDT NEW
            Please don't throw Quetinbec into that Briar Patch by Fortinbras 09/07/2009, 12:07pm PDT NEW
            QB on materialism by Then vs Now 09/07/2009, 1:03pm PDT NEW
            oh, don't lock yourself into a flounce you don't want to keep. by up with pod people 09/07/2009, 5:58pm PDT NEW
                You are the 30 MINUTE PUMPA! by Maybe a 3 and a zero? 09/07/2009, 6:48pm PDT NEW
                Re: oh, don't lock yourself into a flounce you don't want to keep. by Quétinbec 09/09/2009, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                    That's a lot of nose to look down! Heya! NT by Shecky Heimelfarb 09/09/2009, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                    my! so prickly about that ator. fret not, it wasn't me. NT by up with pod people feat. shaggy 09/11/2009, 12:14am PDT NEW
                    AHAHAAHAHAHAAA by Asian whores of yore 09/11/2009, 12:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: Don't be fooled by the man pretending to be me. I only have good things to s by Mischief Maker 09/11/2009, 1:17pm PDT NEW
                Re: Don't be fooled by the man pretending to be me. I only have good things to s by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2009, 3:32pm PDT NEW
    Do you need some arabic lessons? by almirhadalkabir 09/09/2009, 10:18pm PDT NEW
        Jerkcity goes to the Middle East NT by Fortinbras 09/10/2009, 9:01am PDT NEW
        I don't know if I can describe in human words how happy this makes me. by Quentin Beck 09/10/2009, 2:39pm PDT NEW
            arabs don't play buzkashi, you are thinking of persians NT by gruman 09/10/2009, 3:23pm PDT NEW
            Some of these are linguistically pretty important by almirhadalkabir 09/10/2009, 5:50pm PDT NEW
                whoops that should be إبن كلب by almirhadalkabir 09/10/2009, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                    I appreciate this so much. Is there anything I can possibly do for you? NT by Quentin Beck 09/10/2009, 8:57pm PDT NEW
                        Not just now! but i'llthink about it. NT by almirhadalkabir 09/11/2009, 3:02pm PDT NEW
 
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