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by Rafiki 01/22/2005, 9:32pm PST |
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HIT RATIO: 71%
ENEMIES KILLED: 945
TIMES KILLED: 35
COMPLETION TIME: 16:49'39"
I rule.
SPOILER TALK ENSUING:
Yes, the end dialogue was hilariously gay.
LEON: PHEW WE'RE SAFE!
ASHLEY: How about we work some overtime when we get back.
LEON: NO THANKS, IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR AN ASS-POUNDING FAGGOT LIKE ME.
LEON: Hey Hunnigan, wanna fuck even though I just turned down nailing the PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER because I'm probably a closet homo?
Best parts:
The opening town
Cabin raid
The part with all the wooden bridges where i was cappin niggas in the knees and making them fall off.
Mine cart
Ski lift
The big fish thing
The fact that most of the scares were non-obvious things, or tension from the fact that A) the game is fun and made you want to play and B) the enemies could totally kick your ass given the chance, so you were really on edge about not dying.
The helicopter part
It was so fun I want to play it over again.
Worst parts:
Those motherfucking lasers in that hallway near the end. I died like 6 times on the last set because it would never register me pressing the buttons.
That midget girlboy's voice. Why not just hire the guy who did the cryptkeeper instead of someone who sounds like a gay cryptkeeper. |
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First impressions by Fussbett 01/11/2005, 3:04am PST 
Spinel. by Inspect 01/11/2005, 4:00am PST
It goes into the Spinel shaped keycard slot/door handle NT by The Joosh 01/11/2005, 6:04pm PST
keycard slot/door handle/stone pillar/mysterious device/notch in floor/hole in w NT by Creexul :( 01/12/2005, 3:12am PST
Second impressions: game gets better and better. by Fussbett 01/14/2005, 2:17am PST
What's so good about this game? by Creexul :( 01/14/2005, 6:24pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Fussbett 01/14/2005, 9:35pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Rafiki 01/16/2005, 11:31am PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 2:51pm PST
Re: What's so good about this game? by Creexul :( 01/16/2005, 4:03pm PST
Her preppy attire and big ears don't do much for my cock, sadly. NT by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 7:40pm PST
TAP "A" BUTTON REPEATEDLY TO PENETRATE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER!!!! NT by context sensitive button 01/17/2005, 1:42am PST
Penny Arcade disagrees by FABIO 01/16/2005, 9:32am PST
Re: Penny Arcade disagrees by Fussbett 01/16/2005, 2:49pm PST
Re: Penny Arcade disagrees by FABIO 01/16/2005, 8:36pm PST
Final Impressions by Fussbett 01/20/2005, 6:33am PST
Re: Final Impressions by Rafiki 01/22/2005, 9:32pm PST
Spoilers here too. by Fussbett 01/23/2005, 9:17am PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Rafiki 01/23/2005, 12:16pm PST
OH YEAH by Rafiki 01/23/2005, 12:18pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Mysterio 01/23/2005, 1:21pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by FABIO 01/23/2005, 3:13pm PST
Re: Spoilers here too. by Mysterio 01/23/2005, 8:58pm PST
Goddammit. I am hooking up my Gamecube tonight to finish this. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2014, 8:30am PST
¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! ¡Cógedlo! NT by RE4 zealot, angry you never finishe 01/22/2014, 9:16am PST
haha by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/22/2014, 9:38am PST
Still haven't finished it, but hooked the Gamecube up last week to ensure it wor NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2019, 3:46pm PDT
Just play through from the beginning you owe it to yourself and to everyone it's by Mysterio 08/13/2019, 10:23pm PDT
So this thing always seemed too gay NT by It's a new day: I need advice 08/13/2019, 11:48pm PDT
Preferred the Wii version, but christ was this game perfectly balanced on all by RetroRomper 01/22/2014, 12:11pm PST
Drops were based on the contents of your inventory and how often you died. by Lots of stuff was! 01/22/2014, 12:54pm PST
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