Caltrops - Resident Evil 4





	[quote name="Rafiki"][quote]HIT RATIO: 71% ENEMIES KILLED: 945 TIMES KILLED: 35 COMPLETION TIME: 16:49'39"[/quote] I rule. <b><u>SPOILER TALK ENSUING:</u></b> Yes, the end dialogue was hilariously gay. LEON: PHEW WE'RE SAFE! ASHLEY: How about we work some overtime when we get back. LEON: NO THANKS, IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR AN ASS-POUNDING FAGGOT LIKE ME. LEON: Hey Hunnigan, wanna fuck even though I just turned down nailing the <b>PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER</b> because I'm probably a closet homo? Best parts: The opening town Cabin raid The part with all the wooden bridges where i was cappin niggas in the knees and making them fall off. Mine cart Ski lift The big fish thing The fact that most of the scares were non-obvious things, or tension from the fact that A) the game is fun and made you want to play and B) the enemies could totally kick your ass given the chance, so you were really on edge about not dying. The helicopter part It was so fun I want to play it over again. Worst parts: Those motherfucking lasers in that hallway near the end. I died like 6 times on the last set because it would never register me pressing the buttons. That midget girlboy's voice. Why not just hire the guy who did the cryptkeeper instead of someone who sounds like a gay cryptkeeper.[/quote]