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I pray during scary flights, before job interviews, and (rarely) after wanks by (for forgiveness) Quétinbec 06/29/2009, 9:10pm PDT
up with pod people wrote:

all this interaction with christians and magical guilt-based thinking makes me wonder just how close to organized religion you are


But I don't go to church very often. There are great girls there, but I can't stand fake singing to crappy songs.

How's this for a soul in peril: I've had unwed sex with Hindus, Christians, Buddists, and in a few months, Muslims. There's a clause in my contract that forbids me from visiting Israel, so I won't be able to fuck Jews until I'm done with the Middle East, but that's a fuck I look forward to. As always, any fuck that can't be earned will be bought, so all my fucks come guaranteed and that certainty gives me something to look forward to. Somewhere in the Middle East right now is an Arab lady with a funny name, and she's probably cutting carrots or something at the moment, but in ~3 months time, we'll be fucking. Guaranteed! What shape will her nose be? How will she sound? What dumb things will she say? Awesome.
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Murder by Quétinbec 06/28/2009, 4:22am PDT NEW
    Re: Murder by Mysterious Stranger 06/28/2009, 10:22am PDT NEW
        Apology texts by Quétinbec 06/29/2009, 6:58pm PDT NEW
            Mr.Quétinbec sir are you a praying man by up with pod people 06/29/2009, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                Pray harder cuz it ain't workin. *zombies* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/29/2009, 8:35pm PDT NEW
                I pray during scary flights, before job interviews, and (rarely) after wanks by (for forgiveness) Quétinbec 06/29/2009, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                    Bahrain vs Israel by Fussbett 06/29/2009, 9:55pm PDT NEW
                    but guilt/bargaining with religion reveals an unexamined, deep acceptance of it by up with pod people 06/29/2009, 11:10pm PDT NEW
                        Unexamined? by Quétinbec 06/30/2009, 2:05am PDT NEW
                            I enjoy the satisfaction of having lived my life. by Last 06/30/2009, 6:37am PDT NEW
                                "This is your captain speaking: chill out. You've all lived your lives." by Quétinbec 06/30/2009, 3:58pm PDT NEW
                                Schizotypal personalities typically get religious by Really depressing guy 06/30/2009, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                            planecrash thoughts by up with pod people 06/30/2009, 5:55pm PDT NEW
                                This is a pretty shitty first plane ride NT by Worm 06/30/2009, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                Re: planecrash thoughts by Quétinbec 06/30/2009, 8:25pm PDT NEW
                                    He made you in His image *spurt* NT by up with pod people 06/30/2009, 8:27pm PDT NEW
                                        Do her in remembrance of me NT by Jesus Christ 06/30/2009, 8:29pm PDT NEW
                    That's standard. If you even have a fucking passport stamp from Israel they'll NT by turn your ass away at the gate 06/29/2009, 11:17pm PDT NEW
                        Fucking Israelis, always entering other countries and starting trouble by col.schickn 06/29/2009, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                            If my legacy was getting beaten by Jews every 10 years I'd be passive-aggressive NT by too - Fortinbras 06/30/2009, 12:40am PDT NEW
                        As this man says, but I don't think the Bahrainis mind... by Quétinbec 06/30/2009, 2:08am PDT NEW
                            I had an Israeli stamp in the 80s by I need clarification 06/30/2009, 6:04pm PDT NEW
 
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