Forum Overview :: Icewind Dale :: I pray during scary flights, before job interviews, and (rarely) after wanks

[quote name="(for forgiveness) Quétinbec"][quote name="up with pod people"]all this interaction with christians and magical guilt-based thinking makes me wonder just how close to organized religion you are[/quote] But I don't go to church very often. There are great girls there, but I can't stand fake singing to crappy songs. How's this for a soul in peril: I've had unwed sex with Hindus, Christians, Buddists, and in a few months, Muslims. There's a clause in my contract that forbids me from visiting Israel, so I won't be able to fuck Jews until I'm done with the Middle East, but that's a fuck I look forward to. As always, any fuck that can't be earned will be bought, so all my fucks come guaranteed and that certainty gives me something to look forward to. Somewhere in the Middle East right now is an Arab lady with a funny name, and she's probably cutting carrots or something at the moment, but in ~3 months time, we'll be fucking. Guaranteed! What shape will her nose be? How will she sound? What dumb things will she say? Awesome.[/quote]