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by bombMexico 06/19/2009, 1:12am PDT |
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ars technica
Prototype is going to suffer from comparisons to the vastly superior inFamous; the games jump on the scale to be weighed against each other, as they both feature a main character of nearly identical aesthetics and similar vocal stylings, in similar cities, with similar powers.
inFAMOUS, featuring innovative new angry growl®™, and the gall for anyone else to base their giant sandbox game in New York!
You destroy buildings by running up their sides, and bounding along the street you cause destruction wherever you land. This is no grace or subtlety to what you're doing; in many cases the pedestrians feel like plastic soldiers on a kitchen table, and you're a five-year-old boy knocking them to the floor just for the joy of creating chaos. The problem is that this is fun once, and after that it just becomes ugly and clumsy.
I can imagine a young ars technica faggot racing Hot Wheels off the roof of his house, quickly quitting in disgust at the lack of majestic beauty in this clumsy retarded "fun"
You want to find out why you are the way you are, but unlike inFamous—a game that gave your character a soul and characters who brought out the best and worst in him—it just doesn't seem enough to keep the interest of the player.
inFamous co-star, gold-rimmed Zeke
That any amount of work whatsoever was put into this character is the real crime, the voice acting and dialogue match the Zeke turnaround in uncomfortable awfulness.
You have characters who give you missions, and what must they think as you slaughter hundreds while trying to find this woman or kill that man? Do they calmly wait while you shower the blood and viscera off your one outfit before saying there is a group of people you need to eat to gain their memories?
Not since i nearly starved a wizard to death, a wizard who needed feed pretty badly, have I been so concerned on how a video game character judges me. Subtle dig on not having enough little outfits to dress up in - noted! If they had little steaming tea kettles over their heads while you were murdering them like in the Sims it would probably be ok tho.
I couldn't sympathize with the character, I wasn't excited by his large number of flailing, bloody attacks, and I mentally checked out when I realized none of my actions had any real consequences other than to move the game forward.
Brain: sorry ars technica faggot, this game isn't Braid, i'm outta here *slam*
Progression of game based on accomplishment? FUCKING STUPID
But Prototype feels soulless and slightly hateful, and coming so soon after the wonderful inFamous, the empty journey of a soul who was damned before the game began feels like a waste of everyone's time.
Spoiler guys, this dude can't be redeemed. Can you really enjoy large scale destructive awesomeness when you realize the main characters contempt for fellow man?
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Tom Chick says FRY IT by Worm 06/16/2009, 11:28pm PDT 
more Prototype atrocities by bombMexico 06/19/2009, 1:12am PDT 
The Ars guys are well known to be Piss3 fanbois/faggots/apologists NT by E. L. Koba 06/19/2009, 11:34am PDT 
The soulless journeys of a soul so soulless his soul was damned from the start NT by Ars Fagia 06/19/2009, 8:25pm PDT 
tom chick is a cunt who should die of AIDS NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/20/2009, 2:03am PDT 
Looks like banning people has FROOOSTING BA GA BAAAAAAAAA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/20/2009, 2:03am PDT 
You are right by Lizard_King 06/19/2009, 10:33pm PDT 
Time worsens all wounds by Tom Chick 06/21/2009, 12:44am PDT 
jesus the comments by FABIO 06/21/2009, 1:34pm PDT 
My favorites, with avatars. by Worm 06/21/2009, 7:56pm PDT 
Re: My favorites, with avatars. by Souffle of Pain 06/21/2009, 8:12pm PDT 
Even PA got this right by Entropy Stew 06/22/2009, 7:49am PDT 
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