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Re: Sherlock Holmes and the Cream Soda Conundrum by Entropy Stew 01/16/2005, 11:21pm PST
Voyons Donc wrote:

Entropy Stew wrote:

Smooth as velvet fuck. This is the sort of approach Pepsi and Coke should have made - add really good cream soda as opposed to the 5 cents a can generic chemical cocktail variety.

-/ES/-

Pepsi and Coke must surely be aware that high quality ingredients result in high quality beverages, and yet they persist in using inexpensive and noxious chemicals!

Why, one would almost assume that their goal was not to produce finely crafted soft drinks for the distinguishing epicure, but rather to make the greatest amount of profit possible by selling low-quality products backed with obscene amounts of mass-media promotion!

Baffling!


I love cream soda, even if it's shitty, and I love Pepsi. I am the ideal candidate for loving Vanilla Pepsi, yet I don't. Why? Because that shit is so rank it's probably a violation of the Hague Convention to serve it to POWs. I know they're never going to make anything matching the aforementioned boutique sodas. I am ok with this. What I am not ok with is a soda that makes me wonder if I'm sterile or cancer-ridden after taking a sip.

-/ES/-

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