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Strangely, it is hard to find graphic designers with TS/SCI clearance by E. L. Koba 05/20/2009, 8:58pm PDT
So, I spent last year back in Iraq as a civilian doing web development for a couple different division headquarters (which was an eye opener in quite a few ways). These are actually on the "good" end (but, still a good representation) of the spectrum of military powerpoints. If I could show you some of the things I saw, your eyes would bleed.

"No, Colonel, I, cannot, in good conscience, put 6 different scrolling marques on this page"

"No Major, I really don't think putting a powerpoint in an iframe on your intranet homepage is a good idea"

I think I've already said too much *FASTROPES*
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Donald Rumsfeld as graphic designer by Fussbett 05/20/2009, 5:19pm PDT NEW
    He needs more anti aliening (also, COFFEE PALM). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/20/2009, 5:21pm PDT NEW
        Donald Rumsfeld as Gangsta fo' LYFE by Fortinbras 05/20/2009, 5:35pm PDT NEW
    Strangely, it is hard to find graphic designers with TS/SCI clearance by E. L. Koba 05/20/2009, 8:58pm PDT NEW
        How much scripture did you use? LIFT ME OUT OF THIS ILLUSION LORD SO I MAY NT by Fussbett 05/20/2009, 9:02pm PDT NEW
            Lorem Ipsum - that's latin... it counts, right? by E. L. Koba 05/20/2009, 9:18pm PDT NEW
        Aw come on guys let's think about this too much. by Zsenitan 05/21/2009, 11:49am PDT NEW
    did we forget to convert everyone to christianity while we were there? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/21/2009, 1:38am PDT NEW
 
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