Forum Overview :: Laurence Fishburne's Dance Dance Revolution

That's not how you have an IM sex conversation! by Quétinbec 04/14/2009, 4:35pm PDT [12/04/2009 11:23:47 a.m.] QB: i brought out the electric piano [12/04/2009 11:23:52 a.m.] QB: and he said, "what's that?" [12/04/2009 11:24:18 a.m.] QB: and i said, "it's a piano" and i'd set it to play this sound of a man moaning when you touched the keys and i tried to smash his head with the keys [12/04/2009 11:24:43 a.m.] QB: but the top part got him in the side of the head and hurt him [12/04/2009 11:24:58 a.m.] QB: i can't remember if anyone laughed but they probably did because it's pretty funny [12/04/2009 11:25:55 a.m.] QB: he wasn't drunk though and was a cock about it [12/04/2009 11:26:19 a.m.] Irene Wong: This is totally unacceptable behaviour! [12/04/2009 11:28:27 a.m.] QB: that'll be his last memory of me [12/04/2009 11:28:32 a.m.] QB: i smoked that bastard in the head with a piano [12/04/2009 11:28:34 a.m.] QB: he can kiss my ass [12/04/2009 11:29:20 a.m.] QB: hey, guess what? this time tomorrow, we'll be together! [12/04/2009 11:33:59 a.m.] Irene Wong: I'm not look forward to see this bastard It's a great shame for me if i came to pick u up n take u home! [12/04/2009 11:34:15 a.m.] QB: it's a great pleasure and you know it [12/04/2009 11:35:20 a.m.] Irene Wong: A real scary satan get away from me! [12/04/2009 11:35:50 a.m.] QB: that's a really awful thing to say, irene [12/04/2009 11:36:30 a.m.] Irene Wong: Go to hell! [12/04/2009 12:03:20 p.m.] QB: hey [12/04/2009 12:03:23 p.m.] QB: are you there? [12/04/2009 12:05:41 p.m.] *** Call to Irene Wong, no answer. *** [12/04/2009 12:06:12 p.m.] *** Call ended *** [12/04/2009 12:48:27 p.m.] Irene Wong: What's up asshole? [12/04/2009 12:48:43 p.m.] QB: hey beautiful, what are you doing? [12/04/2009 12:55:15 p.m.] Irene Wong: so u think all drunker can hurt people with no guity? [12/04/2009 12:55:52 p.m.] QB: don't be such a bitch [12/04/2009 12:58:09 p.m.] Irene Wong: u better wait for yr lesson and see whether u can stil think its funny. [12/04/2009 12:58:56 p.m.] QB: girl, do you know my filght number? [12/04/2009 12:59:55 p.m.] Irene Wong: i'm not interested to u so dont expect me to turn up tomoro! [12/04/2009 1:00:08 p.m.] QB: bitch, there'll be hell to pay if you don't [12/04/2009 1:01:51 p.m.] Irene Wong: u can start to taste yr lesson n see how much u need to pay for it! [12/04/2009 1:02:06 p.m.] QB: why are you in such a bad mood today? [12/04/2009 1:03:04 p.m.] Irene Wong: i'm not in bad mood i just dont like bad people they deserve their lesson! [12/04/2009 1:07:18 p.m.] QB: do you look forward to our sex? [12/04/2009 1:08:04 p.m.] Irene Wong: If all people think like u there wil be no rightous, peace n rest in this world so u better do so he may keep all unhappiness in his heart u wil have no peace as u could expect a revenge from him! [12/04/2009 1:08:45 p.m.] QB: do you look forward to our sex? [12/04/2009 1:09:38 p.m.] Irene Wong: NO i dont like to have anything to do wt u basturd! [12/04/2009 1:10:19 p.m.] QB: i think tomorrow night i'd like to begin our fuck with you sucking my dick [12/04/2009 1:10:21 p.m.] QB: do you mind? [12/04/2009 1:11:37 p.m.] Irene Wong: I think u wil be morely likely staying at airport over night sucking yr own dick! [12/04/2009 1:12:34 p.m.] QB: i masturbated on friday [12/04/2009 1:12:38 p.m.] QB: and twice on thursday [12/04/2009 1:12:52 p.m.] QB: but i'll have all saturday and sunday's cum for you [12/04/2009 1:14:08 p.m.] Irene Wong: Good on u save it just in case u need them for yr dinner [12/04/2009 1:14:31 p.m.] QB: you'll be the one eating it [12/04/2009 1:14:38 p.m.] QB: actually though, i've been thinking about cumming on your face [12/04/2009 1:14:54 p.m.] QB: i haven't yet decided if i want to cum inside you or on your face [12/04/2009 1:15:11 p.m.] QB: i know i've cum on your face once before and i didn't enjoy it much [12/04/2009 1:15:24 p.m.] QB: but i think i've changed a bit since then [12/04/2009 1:15:48 p.m.] QB: i think i might enjoy it now [12/04/2009 1:15:53 p.m.] QB: what do you think? [12/04/2009 1:17:40 p.m.] Irene Wong: Sorry u turn me off completely [12/04/2009 1:17:49 p.m.] QB: i'll give it some thought on the flight over [12/04/2009 1:18:11 p.m.] QB: hey, you better pick me up [12/04/2009 1:18:41 p.m.] *** Call to Irene Wong, no answer. *** [12/04/2009 1:19:12 p.m.] *** Call ended *** [12/04/2009 1:19:14 p.m.] *** Call to Irene Wong, no answer. *** [12/04/2009 1:19:52 p.m.] *** Call ended *** [12/04/2009 1:20:11 p.m.] QB: bitch, if you don't pick me up, i'll steal from your family! [12/04/2009 1:42:32 p.m.] QB: reeny [12/04/2009 1:42:37 p.m.] QB: what are you doing?

Moments with Hewters. by Zsenitan 04/10/2009, 3:41pm PDT     You're really landlording it over her NT by Entropy Stew 04/10/2009, 4:02pm PDT     Re: Moments with Hewters. by up with pod people 04/10/2009, 4:32pm PDT         LECTURE DE CUISINE by Zsenitan 04/10/2009, 5:15pm PDT             Re: LECTURE DE CUISINE by up with pod people 04/10/2009, 6:44pm PDT                 Re: LECTURE DE CUISINE by Zsenitan 04/10/2009, 7:29pm PDT                     Roasts by Entropy Stew 04/10/2009, 7:47pm PDT                         Re: Roasts by Mysterious Stranger 04/11/2009, 9:26am PDT                     breakfast and stock: ding, ding by up with pod people 04/10/2009, 8:00pm PDT                         You goddamn butter chicken lover. NT by Choson 04/10/2009, 11:50pm PDT                             everyone knows there is no such thing as butter chicken NT by up with pod people 04/11/2009, 8:37am PDT                                 You goddamn murgh makhana lover. NT by Choson 04/11/2009, 8:38am PDT                         Re: breakfast and stock: ding, ding by Mysterious Stranger 04/11/2009, 9:33am PDT                             experiments in this vein will be forthcoming TYVM NT by up with pod people 04/11/2009, 2:48pm PDT                             hmm tentative successes by up with pod people 04/13/2009, 12:59pm PDT                                 Yes, good. Now come here and sit in my lap, and I'll tell you how to make sweets NT by Zsenitan 04/13/2009, 5:35pm PDT                                     FINALLY my spot opened up NT by Moog 04/13/2009, 6:02pm PDT                                     Beware the rolling pin by Entropy Stew 04/13/2009, 8:51pm PDT                                         I will put a chicken bone twixt the bars, & choose my moment when the oven opens NT by up with pod people 04/13/2009, 9:02pm PDT                     Recipe Request: Fried Rice by Worm 04/10/2009, 11:31pm PDT                         Peanut oil? What is this, the 1970s? by Choson 04/10/2009, 11:49pm PDT                             It has a lower or higher boiling point I guess? by Worm 04/11/2009, 12:20am PDT                         Re: Recipe Request: Fried Rice by Mysterious Stranger oh shit it is Z 04/11/2009, 9:45am PDT                             What are you making, oyakodon or something? by Choson 04/11/2009, 12:57pm PDT                             Re: Recipe Request: Fried Rice by Last 04/11/2009, 1:36pm PDT                                 The shit clock's tickin. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 1:48pm PDT                             Re: Recipe Request: Fried Rice by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2009, 1:38pm PDT                                 Re: Recipe Request: Fried Rice by Moog 04/11/2009, 2:41pm PDT                                     Thanks, bud. Dish came out ok, I guess, but yeah - that powder woulda been great NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2009, 4:37pm PDT                             How long should you let cooked rice sit before it's slightly dry? NT by Fortinbras 04/14/2009, 12:35pm PDT                             Re: Recipe Request: Fried Rice by Last 04/16/2009, 11:35am PDT                             Just made this for Xmas dinner. Deelish. NT by Last 12/25/2010, 5:11pm PST                     How to make bread (girls only) by Zsenitan 04/20/2009, 5:00pm PDT                         I thought it was going to be something about yeast infections. NT by Fussbett 04/20/2009, 5:13pm PDT                             it still might be NT by gruman 04/20/2009, 5:23pm PDT                         I knew I was forgetting something by up with pod people 04/21/2009, 12:00pm PDT     So did you punch her tits or what? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 5:11pm PDT     a "professional WASPy" which is unemployed so... a whore? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/10/2009, 7:22pm PDT         She found out on Dr. Phil you can prostitute yourself on craigslist for huge mon NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 3:41am PDT             huge monarch butterflies (i.e. tits) NT by gruman 04/11/2009, 4:37am PDT     Is she skinny or have you bothered to check (BOOBS) NT by Vested Id 04/11/2009, 2:07am PDT         She is not skinny but she is not fat. Voluptuous tending to overweight. by Zsenitan 04/11/2009, 9:46am PDT     That's not how you have an IM sex conversation! by Quétinbec 04/14/2009, 4:35pm PDT         Did she pick you up from the airport? NT by A Message from Caltrops Cares 04/15/2009, 10:22am PDT             Ask her to make you fried rice NT by Except hilariously switch L and R 04/15/2009, 2:10pm PDT             Yeah, she was there and was happy so I didn't cum on her face. NT by Quétinbec 04/15/2009, 4:13pm PDT         QB, the master of negging NT by Tricknology 04/15/2009, 8:33pm PDT             Is that like nagging? Because that works for me. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 2:21am PDT             The secret is POSITIVE negs to increase IoI levels NT by Mystery's speed seduction guide 04/16/2009, 1:36pm PDT                 But lol levels are a sacred thing. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 4:55pm PDT     Corn Salad by Last 05/17/2009, 6:57pm PDT         Re: Corn Salad by Last 05/17/2009, 6:59pm PDT             We mixin' it laissez-faire style, yeeeeeeea NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2009, 7:32pm PDT         My suggestion. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/17/2009, 10:55pm PDT         Re: Corn Salad by Zsenitan 05/31/2009, 4:25pm PDT