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| Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/24/2009, 1:42am PDT | ||||
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| They'll have Seagal's back to the camera as he punches a dude over and over and over again in this next scene, then cut to Seagal's completely blank stare like nothing happened. There are almost no shots of him talking, but he keeps saying shit like GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT LOOKS LIKE HE'S OUT etc, but never visibly, in fact you never see his face during the entire fight. Meanwhile even then, the editing is so incredibly choppy it's just ridiculous, and actively makes the "action" more boring.
After that is the scene where the black guy, who didn't leave during this whole thing for some reason, gets his teeth knocked out. He's like, YOU KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT I'M GONNA KILL YOU, and then Seagal is like I TELL YOU WHAT, THE UNIFORMS ARE ON THEIR WAY, YOU KILL THEM FIRST DEN YOU COME KILL ME AIGHT? After that, like RIGHT after as soon as he walks out the door of the place, is the shootout where he shoots around a corner and blows away a bunch of kids, although he's just shooting at a guy, not kids, SADLY THAT WAS JUST A PHOTOSHOP. What ensues is one of the weirdest, most awkward shootouts ever, where Seagal is pinned down from an alley on one side, and from across the street on the other side, so he's completely flanked, yet he has infinite ammo literally to the point where it's just obvious he's firing over and over and over again at both sides, and then he stands up to aim down the alley, completely uncovered or anything, and still never being hit by the other guys. Then of course he blows all of the attackers away after several sustained minutes of these handful of people all shooting at possibly each other. Also, Seagal's character's last name is King. PS: The earlier scene about the serial killer, they show the blond guy beats a prostitute after tricking her into thinking he has a baby with a baby recording, and then later just him talking at her when she's dead, and just to show that he's crazy, he's like YOU SHUT UP to her corpse when she's dead. The no nonsense female FBI babe shows up in the movie now. Also at home, Seagal is yet again flashing back to the mysterious creepy guy who killed his brother as a kid. A cop friend shows up, and they drink what I can only assume is Steven Seagal brand whiskey. The cop friend is a black guy who is a friend. I'll let you know when he dies in the movie, probably within the next 5 minutes. |
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Kill Switch, starring Steven Seagal, written by Steven Seagal, music by Steven S by 03/24/2009, 1:16am PDT  Isaac Hayes is in this movie also, and this was made in 2008. :( by 03/24/2009, 1:18am PDT Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by 03/24/2009, 1:42am PDT Re: Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by 03/24/2009, 2:10am PDT Re: Several scenes are clearly done by a double for Seagal. by 03/24/2009, 2:15am PDT Okay, I think that guy's arm is broken. NT by 03/24/2009, 2:33am PDT Also they found the skin under the fingernails was Seagal's and actually point i by 03/24/2009, 2:47am PDT He is too busy panting and heaving to talk during "fight" scenes by 03/24/2009, 9:22am PDT STEVEN SEGAL VS VAMPIRES? remind joh to download that one NT by 03/25/2009, 12:08pm PDT He is barely in it, like Jackie Chan in Fantasy Mission Force (minus the enterta NT by 03/25/2009, 1:57pm PDT |
