Ass creed, feed my ass NT by Charles 03/25/2025, 8:39pm PDT 
worst franchise in gaming makes new terrible franchise by Thanks SWC 04/20/2017, 6:49am PDT
What is this? Can I have a link, buddy? NT by Souffle of Pain 04/20/2017, 9:03am PDT
game journos by Thanks SWC 05/15/2016, 11:00pm PDT
So let's go on Steam and see what's new. Oh for fuck's sake! by Eurotrash 03/11/2015, 5:10am PDT
And another one! Haaaha. Huh. Assassins's Creed: Top Hat. Lovely. by Eurotrash 06/27/2015, 2:01am PDT
Yuck, have some mind bleach by Vested Id 06/27/2015, 3:24am PDT
Thanks, that helped a little NT by Eurotrash 06/27/2015, 7:05am PDT
Rogue was better than Unity. It's basically an expansion to Black Flag by WITTGENSTEIN 06/27/2015, 8:06am PDT
Re: Rogue was better than Unity. It's basically an expansion to Black Flag by Oom Shnibble 06/27/2015, 10:38am PDT
No, they're very sensitive. by WITTGENSTEIN 06/27/2015, 10:56am PDT
This series is starting to get a bit bloated in its scope gameplay-wise by WITTGENSTEIN 06/25/2013, 9:20pm PDT
But does AC3 let you control a dog, friend? NT by Microsoft spokesman 06/26/2013, 12:35am PDT
This game actively hates fun. They made the same mistake Kingdom Hearts 2 did by WITTGENSTEIN 06/26/2013, 4:45pm PDT
Also it's committed the cardinal sin of these types of games: NT by DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT THE CAMERA 06/26/2013, 4:52pm PDT
The rushjob on this shows pretty easily by WITTGENSTEIN 06/27/2013, 10:03pm PDT
Another one I forgot : by WITTGENSTEIN 06/27/2013, 10:06pm PDT
Assassin's Creed '76 by Jerry Whorebach 03/23/2012, 9:08pm PDT
I don't even remember whose ass we kicked in 1876. by Favorite Movie: The Crow 03/23/2012, 9:27pm PDT
1776 = 18th century by laudablepuss 03/23/2012, 11:46pm PDT
I think they've said you'll be playing both sides against each other NT by Mysterio 03/23/2012, 11:42pm PDT
Fistful of Beaver Belts NT by Fussbett 03/24/2012, 12:33pm PDT
Pelts NT by Fussbett 03/24/2012, 12:34pm PDT
Best post on Caltrops in awhile? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/25/2012, 9:45am PDT
Assassin's Creed 2 the Da Vinci Code by Worm 04/07/2009, 3:31pm PDT
wrom crashes firefox parts 1 and 2, passion of the wrom NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/07/2009, 5:51pm PDT
*2 hours of wrom being horse whipped while he jerks off into a plate of shit* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 8:38pm PDT
fireman wrom crashes firetrucks (too busy thinking about burnt babies) NT by gruman 04/07/2009, 9:03pm PDT
You don't need a sequel for that, the first one was full of Dan Brown bullshit NT by Fortinbras 04/07/2009, 8:37pm PDT
Well, they asked the Qt3 guy to make it not shitty, but it was gonna require an NT by extra half hour, so no 04/07/2009, 8:45pm PDT
Maybe if Ubi$oft paid some overtime once in awhile it would've gotten done... NT by Union Sympathizer 04/07/2009, 9:10pm PDT
That data is for physical labor. Mental labor is more taxing and more affected b NT by Charles 04/08/2009, 10:06pm PDT
Don't get me started on taxes :( NT by Union Sympathizer 04/08/2009, 10:32pm PDT
What the fuck do you think I am some sort of FAT BABY? Wait, I meant fatbabies NT by Charles 04/09/2009, 4:21pm PDT
He's a terrible human being. He revels in it. NT by this post is killing caltrops 04/09/2009, 9:04pm PDT
Was this any good? by Last 08/08/2010, 11:27am PDT
the first game was decent and I hear the second game is even better so NT by Sword of Justice 08/08/2010, 1:12pm PDT
Most of the annoying shit is gone, but the story is still godawful by Fortinbras 08/08/2010, 3:51pm PDT
It's amazingly bad. A game about walking a robot through a diorama. by Gutsby 08/09/2010, 8:22am PDT
This sucks. by Arbit 10/14/2008, 5:02pm PDT
Re: This sucks. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/14/2008, 5:05pm PDT
That depends. by Arbit 10/14/2008, 5:25pm PDT
There weren't any fucking guns in Assassin's Creed either. You fail, Chuck NT by Fortinbras 10/14/2008, 7:41pm PDT
I liked assassin's creed NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/15/2008, 5:41am PDT
MORE LIKE ASS ASS IN CREED! AM I RIGHT??? NT by Mysterio 10/15/2008, 6:21am PDT
30 second review of Assassin's Creed by Fortinbras 05/13/2008, 3:28pm PDT
No longer available NT by urmom 05/13/2008, 4:52pm PDT
I know how to use a gun by "Charles" 05/13/2008, 5:03pm PDT
It's available. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 8:18pm PDT
Jade's game. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 7:28am PST
Is this a SERIOUS review? Are you putting your BALLS on the LINE for this game? NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2008, 8:45am PST
Because I don't have time to read every piece of FLUFFED-UP H.R. PUFNSTUF NT by masquerading as gay journalism. 03/01/2008, 8:54am PST
Srs bsns thoughts will come later after I play it some more. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 10:40am PST
Re: Jade's game. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 11:04am PST
Finger killing guards like so many hare krishna's at the airport NT by I need clarification 03/01/2008, 11:27am PST
And then I call for help with my POLICE RADIO in my POLICE CAR. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:34pm PST
Shit just got real. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:41pm PST
Sounds more like SB's dream game by Mischief Maker 03/01/2008, 9:33pm PST
no by FABIO 03/02/2008, 4:12am PST
That every major target is a collection of collectibles is the final insult. NT by QT3's Worm 03/02/2008, 8:24am PST
FUCK! by QT3's Worm 03/02/2008, 8:25am PST
the controls are excellent NT by Grumah 03/01/2008, 7:30pm PST
Running into a big spinning spinning double helix :( by Entropy Stew 03/01/2008, 7:59pm PST
a girl came up with that idea I BET NT by Grumah 03/01/2008, 11:38pm PST
a girl with ROJI PANTY COMPLEX NT by Entropy Stew 03/02/2008, 4:09am PST
Roji............................ panty complex. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/02/2008, 5:18am PST
Yeah I don't know if that's how genetic memory really works. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/02/2008, 5:18am PST
Re: Yeah I don't know if that's how genetic memory really works. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/02/2008, 12:07pm PST
How come she can hear the ghosts? Ear transplant? NT by I need clarification 03/02/2008, 4:28pm PST
Because DNA >:( NT by Entropy Stew 03/03/2008, 1:59am PST
It makes more sense as the game goes on, it turns out. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:14am PST
I actually had to sleep on it to get the end credits to trigger. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:49am PST
Oh yeah. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/04/2008, 9:49am PST
Everybody Loves Raymond by Jerry Whorebach 03/06/2008, 2:52am PST
Jade's game is good by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/17/2007, 11:56am PST
I hear she also sucks a good one. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/18/2007, 1:51am PST
Wish the longevity wasn't simply limited to scavenging flags [n/t] NT by Fortinbras 11/18/2007, 6:24pm PST
What DO you do in this game anyway? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/19/2007, 9:00am PST
Mike Krahulik to Reviewers: Gamertags or GTFO NT by Fortinbras 11/22/2007, 2:16pm PST
Oh, yeah, and there are 9 people to kill. by Fortinbras 11/22/2007, 2:19pm PST
Is it just me or Escher doesn't have anything to do in that sentence? o__O NT by René Magritte 11/22/2007, 3:48pm PST
I'm sure it sounded really good when written after 30 hours of busywork NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/22/2007, 4:02pm PST
They don't run ads for bad games? I swore I saw Tabula Rasa up there. NT by Fortinbras 11/22/2007, 5:48pm PST
He still can't shut the fuck up about reviewsites violating his civil rights by Fortinbras 11/27/2007, 1:53pm PST
Yeah, he was being a dick in that post. NT by Last 11/27/2007, 2:58pm PST
Re: He still can't shut the fuck up about reviewsites violating his civil rights by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/27/2007, 3:25pm PST
In that last paragraph he was channeling Tom Chick NT by Fortinbras 11/27/2007, 10:49pm PST
I want to buy Jade's game now [nws] by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/11/2007, 10:57am PST
Jade rode in my car by Ray of Light 11/11/2007, 1:58pm PST
how good was her "game"? NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/11/2007, 2:29pm PST
Re: how good was her "game"? by Ray of Light 11/11/2007, 6:54pm PST
hahaha she sounds HOT NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/12/2007, 8:59pm PST
Nerd finally gets to use Killcreek comic idea he shelved when she became irrelev NT by Fussbett 11/11/2007, 11:41pm PST
Where's our cease and desist letter? by Worm 11/16/2007, 8:52am PST
GameGirlAdvance outraged. by Fussbett 11/18/2007, 3:48pm PST
Re: GameGirlAdvance outraged. by Souffle of Pain 11/18/2007, 4:42pm PST
Way to advertise your failures with women. by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/19/2007, 12:18am PST
The nice lady from Portal is exempt. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/19/2007, 6:46am PST
Re: GameGirlAdvance outraged. by Bananadine 11/19/2007, 9:34am PST
Re: GameGirlAdvance outraged. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/19/2007, 11:32am PST
Re: GameGirlAdvance outraged. by Bananadine 11/19/2007, 12:22pm PST
I was outraged once. Before the internet. by Entropy Stew 11/19/2007, 12:33pm PST
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