Caltrops - Peter Molyneux's The Movies





	[quote name="bombMexico"]Only a single Bobba Fett and Vader in my theatre. There were a half dozen light sabers tho, and the Vader was a girl. I had fun, but i guess i was all <i>pumped</i> to see the last Star Wars movie. Even the Fantastic Four trailer looked kinda good. Brad Pitt vs Angelina Jolie still looks shit though Cool! - Pretty much any time Yoda was doing anything or the Emperor said something evil. - the Big Tit C3PO Girl(s) i saw in the background at the beginning. Needed more screen time. I don't know what horrible turn of events led the Empire to decide to end up going with the fancy lad faggot 3POs. Perhaps they're the high end models? I had plenty of time to daydream about this during the 3 or 4 awful love scenes Lucas thinks he can write. - Anakin being sent to level up at the Jedi Building and slaughtering kids to give him huge dark side points. - Ewan McGreggor looked like he was having fun with it. i guess destroying the sith is a little easier to get into than negotiations for trade blockade cessession - Jedi murders were pretty ok. Old jedi with like six foreheads all stacked up started it out great taking a few out with him, but then the Sadtime music blared and the rest went down easy. better death scenes plz - the R2 being adorable bits could have been awful, like the puntastic 3PO from ep II. But it was mostly cute and 3PO kept his mouth shut. Also, no jar jar? - Darth Vader Uncool! - Dogfights that <i>i can't fucking see</i> but probably look great if it weren't flying by so fast. I remember giving a shit in the old movies about Wedge Antilles and Green Leader and fatman Jet Porkins. But in this one they all fucking look alike, and they get attacked by little wielding droids. Gay - I thought Sam Jackson said he wasn't "going out like a punk." Because he totally did. Not even a great sword fight, but i guess one of the other 12 sword fights made up for it. Lucas' revenge for having to give him a purple light saber? I think yes. - jesus god, the Unicycle/Lizard monster chase scene was suprisingly bad for how short it was. Its like one of the special fx guys won a bet for his "queerest fx scene to pitch to Lucas." Then he won and, like a pussy, went ahead and made it. - No Bobba Fett? Where's Bobba Fett? - new characters like General Whooping Cough have the chance to be lame in a lot of ways, and Grievous hit most of them, this was the guy they wanted to start the movie with? The one from the retarded cartoon was better, and i almost shat myself when he actually did a helicopter spin attack. I guess i can stop waiting for them to explain who the hell is or why he even needed armor. His exposed heart took 6 lazer blasts before it finally exploded, wtf - Portman had more to do in the last one, here she looks like she'd rather be doing <i>better movies</i>. "Erghhh! Luke! ERghhh! Leah! thepiratetreasurisburied-eehhhhhhh" I am tired, but i wanted to get something in because ive read the archives. People who hate LotR that much will hate this one to smithereens, and i didn't want my faggot fanboy excitement crushed just yet[/quote]