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by bombMexico 05/19/2005, 4:19am PDT |
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Only a single Bobba Fett and Vader in my theatre. There were a half dozen light sabers tho, and the Vader was a girl.
I had fun, but i guess i was all pumped to see the last Star Wars movie. Even the Fantastic Four trailer looked kinda good. Brad Pitt vs Angelina Jolie still looks shit though
Cool!
- Pretty much any time Yoda was doing anything or the Emperor said something evil.
- the Big Tit C3PO Girl(s) i saw in the background at the beginning. Needed more screen time. I don't know what horrible turn of events led the Empire to decide to end up going with the fancy lad faggot 3POs. Perhaps they're the high end models? I had plenty of time to daydream about this during the 3 or 4 awful love scenes Lucas thinks he can write.
- Anakin being sent to level up at the Jedi Building and slaughtering kids to give him huge dark side points.
- Ewan McGreggor looked like he was having fun with it. i guess destroying the sith is a little easier to get into than negotiations for trade blockade cessession
- Jedi murders were pretty ok. Old jedi with like six foreheads all stacked up started it out great taking a few out with him, but then the Sadtime music blared and the rest went down easy. better death scenes plz
- the R2 being adorable bits could have been awful, like the puntastic 3PO from ep II. But it was mostly cute and 3PO kept his mouth shut. Also, no jar jar?
- Darth Vader
Uncool!
- Dogfights that i can't fucking see but probably look great if it weren't flying by so fast. I remember giving a shit in the old movies about Wedge Antilles and Green Leader and fatman Jet Porkins. But in this one they all fucking look alike, and they get attacked by little wielding droids. Gay
- I thought Sam Jackson said he wasn't "going out like a punk." Because he totally did. Not even a great sword fight, but i guess one of the other 12 sword fights made up for it. Lucas' revenge for having to give him a purple light saber? I think yes.
- jesus god, the Unicycle/Lizard monster chase scene was suprisingly bad for how short it was. Its like one of the special fx guys won a bet for his "queerest fx scene to pitch to Lucas." Then he won and, like a pussy, went ahead and made it.
- No Bobba Fett? Where's Bobba Fett?
- new characters like General Whooping Cough have the chance to be lame in a lot of ways, and Grievous hit most of them, this was the guy they wanted to start the movie with? The one from the retarded cartoon was better, and i almost shat myself when he actually did a helicopter spin attack. I guess i can stop waiting for them to explain who the hell is or why he even needed armor. His exposed heart took 6 lazer blasts before it finally exploded, wtf
- Portman had more to do in the last one, here she looks like she'd rather be doing better movies. "Erghhh! Luke! ERghhh! Leah! thepiratetreasurisburied-eehhhhhhh"
I am tired, but i wanted to get something in because ive read the archives. People who hate LotR that much will hate this one to smithereens, and i didn't want my faggot fanboy excitement crushed just yet |
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So, Star Wars is awesome again (omg spoilers!) by bombMexico 05/19/2005, 4:19am PDT 
Re: So, Star Wars is awesome again (omg spoilers!) by CattleHumper 05/19/2005, 2:12pm PDT 
alt tags are so easy, why haven't i been using them? by bombMexico 05/19/2005, 4:18pm PDT 
Jar Jar was in it. by extarbags 05/19/2005, 8:33pm PDT 
Re: Jar Jar was in it. by Mischief Maker 05/20/2005, 8:40am PDT 
Robots that say "Uh-oh," and "Ow," comically. :( Otherwise: not bad! NT by I need clarification 05/19/2005, 9:31pm PDT 
That's pretty much my thoughts on it as well. :( NT by Creexul :( 05/20/2005, 2:44am PDT 
Gizzus an aim log. NT by Mysterio 05/20/2005, 6:17am PDT 
You forgot the best part! by Bill Dungsroman 05/20/2005, 9:30am PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by Entropy Stew 05/20/2005, 10:46am PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by Casual observer 05/20/2005, 4:18pm PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 1:35pm PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by bombMexico 05/21/2005, 2:35pm PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by Fussbett 05/21/2005, 3:53pm PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 8:33pm PDT 
LERV U STOO by Bill Dungsroman 05/26/2005, 5:33pm PDT 
Re: LERV U STOO by Entropy Stew 05/27/2005, 1:17am PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/06/2005, 1:21pm PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by Creexul :( 06/06/2005, 2:08pm PDT 
Fag NT by Entropy Stew 06/06/2005, 3:18pm PDT 
How could Lucas make Grievous any worse by bombMexico 05/20/2005, 5:26pm PDT 
Wow, IMDB forums. :( by Creexul :( 05/20/2005, 6:46pm PDT 
CNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by Fussbett 05/21/2005, 12:49am PDT 
Re: You forgot the best part! by Choson 05/20/2005, 7:18pm PDT 
Yes, I read bombMexico's post informing me of that. by Bill Dungsroman 05/20/2005, 8:46pm PDT 
Re: Yes, I read bombMexico's post informing me of that. by Choson 05/20/2005, 8:56pm PDT 
STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Fussbett 05/21/2005, 5:33am PDT 
Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 1:47pm PDT 
Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Bodybag 05/21/2005, 3:14pm PDT 
Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 3:30pm PDT 
Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by bombMexico 05/21/2005, 7:15pm PDT 
Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Chemdem 05/21/2005, 5:02pm PDT 
Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Bill Dungsroman 05/21/2005, 7:41pm PDT 
Luke's Uncle and Aunt going right from teenagers to 50 somethings in 20 years NT by FABIO 05/24/2005, 1:17pm PDT 
Two suns = double the face lines and wrinkles? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/24/2005, 2:31pm PDT 
Four years later by Fussbett 01/18/2009, 2:53am PST 
Wiggy! by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 6:52am PST 
Re: Wiggy! by Arbit 01/19/2009, 12:12am PST 
Re: Wiggy! by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 7:45am PST 
Maybe it would be more believable if she loved Anakin after he beat her? by Worm 01/19/2009, 8:09am PST 
Wait! Wait! I've got an even more retarded explanation! by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 8:55am PST 
or maybe a wife didn't leave her crazy husband, I think that's pretty believable NT by Worm 01/19/2009, 9:00am PST 
OK, so you agree then? by Arbit 01/19/2009, 11:29am PST 
No, dumbass. by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 12:21pm PST 
Re: No, dumbass. by Arbit 01/19/2009, 1:05pm PST 
Re: No, dumbass. by Fussbett 01/19/2009, 1:32pm PST 
Re: No, dumbass. by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 1:45pm PST 
Those were only Arabs he killed the first time NT by FABIO 01/19/2009, 3:56pm PST 
Re: No, dumbass. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 5:32pm PST 
Arbit takes a lead with the superfister crack NT by Get Yo Popcorn Rdy 01/19/2009, 2:24pm PST 
The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Fullofkittens 05/21/2005, 9:00am PDT 
Yes. The only thread linking these films is "Anakin will turn evil. Here's how." NT by Mischief Maker 05/21/2005, 9:08am PDT 
Does everything taste better from not having seen AotC? i envy you. NT by bombMexico 05/21/2005, 1:28pm PDT 
I think it might! by Fullofkittens 05/21/2005, 1:59pm PDT 
Re: The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Bill Dungsroman 05/21/2005, 7:30pm PDT 
Re: The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Creexul :( 05/21/2005, 9:13pm PDT 
Re: The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Ray of Light 05/27/2005, 12:39am PDT 
Dooku did it. by Fussbett 05/27/2005, 12:46am PDT 
Re: Dooku did it. by Bill Dungsroman 06/06/2005, 3:33pm PDT 
FIGHT! NT by Mortal Kombat Announcer 06/06/2005, 3:49pm PDT 
This reply is comma rich. by Fussbett 06/08/2005, 1:19am PDT 
Re: This reply is comma rich. by Bill Dungsroman 06/11/2005, 11:55am PDT 
sith by uh 05/24/2005, 1:13pm PDT 
Re: sith by Bill Dungsroman 05/24/2005, 4:23pm PDT 
Why even bother with apprentices in the first place? NT by Darth Loophole 05/24/2005, 5:19pm PDT 
dirty work needs doing by bombMexico 05/24/2005, 5:44pm PDT 
Re: dirty work needs doing by laudablepuss 05/24/2005, 6:32pm PDT 
Luke, I guess I'm probably your dad NT by Luke "Kingsley" Vader 05/27/2005, 11:07am PDT 
Who the shit is "Darth Kingsley"? NT by Admiral Piett 06/06/2005, 5:31pm PDT 
How are you going to call yourself a master if you don't have an apprentice? by uh 05/24/2005, 6:18pm PDT 
A very small picture of the original "Star Wars" cast by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/10/2005, 7:39am PDT 
So, is bombMexico embarassed by this relic? (It is an embarrassment to hi NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2009, 6:44am PST 
Not as much as INC saying "Not bad!" by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 7:04am PST 
It's a good thread. You've done good here. Wish you hadn't run Bill off. NT by Caltrops Ombudsman 01/18/2009, 12:58pm PST 
Look how much of a better poster I've made you, and this is the thanks I get NT by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 2:31pm PST 
if you still haven't seen the 2nd one you don't know how to appreciate this by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 1:16pm PST 
was also going to work in calling you FABIO except for movies but forgot by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 1:18pm PST 
I'm usually the one defending movies that are bad. So I'm like antiFABIO for mov NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2009, 1:34pm PST 
Yeah, just a little much. by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 2:12pm PST 
*dodges YouTube* by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 5:03pm PST 
So you just put in the DVD and spend 2 1/2 hours taking a piss? NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 5:34pm PST 
Well, I'm sure some of the other rifftrax are funny. NT by Souffle of Pain 01/18/2009, 6:51pm PST 
Like that one, specifically. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/18/2009, 7:24pm PST 
There hasn't been one yet that wasn't excellent (even the Mike solo ones) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/18/2009, 8:36pm PST 
Wrong. It was terrible, and you're both a bit shit for defending it. NT by Quentinbec 01/18/2009, 9:07pm PST 
They go for the always funny "he said 'rim'" "joke," but decide that... by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 10:47pm PST 
But wait, this would mean the Cables are wrong about something NT by Quentin Beck 01/18/2009, 11:26pm PST 
One day you're going to say, "Holy shit, I was keeping tallies on caltrops" by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 11:56pm PST 
Your kid's fist word is going to be "Psh!" accompanied by finger quotes. NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 11:27pm PST 
Fist word? This kid sounds awesome. NT by Brock Lesnar 01/19/2009, 12:08am PST 
His FIRST words are on YouTube, but even he knows not to embed. NT by I need clarification 01/19/2009, 10:28am PST 
I guess that video wasn't a good way to first hear of Rifftrax in your life. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 12:58am PST 
Hopefully I'll never hear of it again? NT by I need clarification 01/19/2009, 10:27am PST 
INC is too offended that someone made fun of his beloved star wars prequel movie NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/19/2009, 8:01am PST 
Pity I can't find clips of the rifftrax version of Roadhouse (A Joel Silver Prod NT by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 8:56am PST 
There was one preview but it wasn't that great. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 11:06am PST 
You hear that INC? Only a two hour investment! How many trax can I put you down NT by Rifftrax Riffrep 01/19/2009, 11:18am PST 
The Star Wars prequels are like hours, and put him down for all 3. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 12:06pm PST 
They're like 3 hours each I mean. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 12:32pm PST 
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