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So, Star Wars is awesome again (omg spoilers!) by bombMexico 05/19/2005, 4:19am PDT
Only a single Bobba Fett and Vader in my theatre. There were a half dozen light sabers tho, and the Vader was a girl.

I had fun, but i guess i was all pumped to see the last Star Wars movie. Even the Fantastic Four trailer looked kinda good. Brad Pitt vs Angelina Jolie still looks shit though

Cool!
- Pretty much any time Yoda was doing anything or the Emperor said something evil.

- the Big Tit C3PO Girl(s) i saw in the background at the beginning. Needed more screen time. I don't know what horrible turn of events led the Empire to decide to end up going with the fancy lad faggot 3POs. Perhaps they're the high end models? I had plenty of time to daydream about this during the 3 or 4 awful love scenes Lucas thinks he can write.

- Anakin being sent to level up at the Jedi Building and slaughtering kids to give him huge dark side points.

- Ewan McGreggor looked like he was having fun with it. i guess destroying the sith is a little easier to get into than negotiations for trade blockade cessession

- Jedi murders were pretty ok. Old jedi with like six foreheads all stacked up started it out great taking a few out with him, but then the Sadtime music blared and the rest went down easy. better death scenes plz

- the R2 being adorable bits could have been awful, like the puntastic 3PO from ep II. But it was mostly cute and 3PO kept his mouth shut. Also, no jar jar?

- Darth Vader

Uncool!

- Dogfights that i can't fucking see but probably look great if it weren't flying by so fast. I remember giving a shit in the old movies about Wedge Antilles and Green Leader and fatman Jet Porkins. But in this one they all fucking look alike, and they get attacked by little wielding droids. Gay

- I thought Sam Jackson said he wasn't "going out like a punk." Because he totally did. Not even a great sword fight, but i guess one of the other 12 sword fights made up for it. Lucas' revenge for having to give him a purple light saber? I think yes.

- jesus god, the Unicycle/Lizard monster chase scene was suprisingly bad for how short it was. Its like one of the special fx guys won a bet for his "queerest fx scene to pitch to Lucas." Then he won and, like a pussy, went ahead and made it.

- No Bobba Fett? Where's Bobba Fett?

- new characters like General Whooping Cough have the chance to be lame in a lot of ways, and Grievous hit most of them, this was the guy they wanted to start the movie with? The one from the retarded cartoon was better, and i almost shat myself when he actually did a helicopter spin attack. I guess i can stop waiting for them to explain who the hell is or why he even needed armor. His exposed heart took 6 lazer blasts before it finally exploded, wtf

- Portman had more to do in the last one, here she looks like she'd rather be doing better movies. "Erghhh! Luke! ERghhh! Leah! thepiratetreasurisburied-eehhhhhhh"

I am tired, but i wanted to get something in because ive read the archives. People who hate LotR that much will hate this one to smithereens, and i didn't want my faggot fanboy excitement crushed just yet
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So, Star Wars is awesome again (omg spoilers!) by bombMexico 05/19/2005, 4:19am PDT NEW
    Re: So, Star Wars is awesome again (omg spoilers!) by CattleHumper 05/19/2005, 2:12pm PDT NEW
        alt tags are so easy, why haven't i been using them? by bombMexico 05/19/2005, 4:18pm PDT NEW
    Jar Jar was in it. by extarbags 05/19/2005, 8:33pm PDT NEW
        Re: Jar Jar was in it. by Mischief Maker 05/20/2005, 8:40am PDT NEW
    Robots that say "Uh-oh," and "Ow," comically. :( Otherwise: not bad! NT by I need clarification 05/19/2005, 9:31pm PDT NEW
        That's pretty much my thoughts on it as well. :( NT by Creexul :( 05/20/2005, 2:44am PDT NEW
            Gizzus an aim log. NT by Mysterio 05/20/2005, 6:17am PDT NEW
    You forgot the best part! by Bill Dungsroman 05/20/2005, 9:30am PDT NEW
        Re: You forgot the best part! by Entropy Stew 05/20/2005, 10:46am PDT NEW
            Re: You forgot the best part! by Casual observer 05/20/2005, 4:18pm PDT NEW
            Re: You forgot the best part! by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: You forgot the best part! by bombMexico 05/21/2005, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                Re: You forgot the best part! by Fussbett 05/21/2005, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                    Re: You forgot the best part! by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 8:33pm PDT NEW
            LERV U STOO by Bill Dungsroman 05/26/2005, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                Re: LERV U STOO by Entropy Stew 05/27/2005, 1:17am PDT NEW
            Re: You forgot the best part! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/06/2005, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: You forgot the best part! by Creexul :( 06/06/2005, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                    Fag NT by Entropy Stew 06/06/2005, 3:18pm PDT NEW
        How could Lucas make Grievous any worse by bombMexico 05/20/2005, 5:26pm PDT NEW
            Wow, IMDB forums. :( by Creexul :( 05/20/2005, 6:46pm PDT NEW
                CNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO by Fussbett 05/21/2005, 12:49am PDT NEW
        Re: You forgot the best part! by Choson 05/20/2005, 7:18pm PDT NEW
            Yes, I read bombMexico's post informing me of that. by Bill Dungsroman 05/20/2005, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yes, I read bombMexico's post informing me of that. by Choson 05/20/2005, 8:56pm PDT NEW
    STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Fussbett 05/21/2005, 5:33am PDT NEW
        Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 1:47pm PDT NEW
            Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Bodybag 05/21/2005, 3:14pm PDT NEW
                Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by laudablepuss 05/21/2005, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                    Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by bombMexico 05/21/2005, 7:15pm PDT NEW
        Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Chemdem 05/21/2005, 5:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: STAR WARS TIMELINE BEEFS by Bill Dungsroman 05/21/2005, 7:41pm PDT NEW
        Luke's Uncle and Aunt going right from teenagers to 50 somethings in 20 years NT by FABIO 05/24/2005, 1:17pm PDT NEW
            Two suns = double the face lines and wrinkles? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/24/2005, 2:31pm PDT NEW
        Four years later by Fussbett 01/18/2009, 2:53am PST NEW
            Wiggy! by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 6:52am PST NEW
                Re: Wiggy! by Arbit 01/19/2009, 12:12am PST NEW
                    Re: Wiggy! by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 7:45am PST NEW
                        Maybe it would be more believable if she loved Anakin after he beat her? by Worm 01/19/2009, 8:09am PST NEW
                            Wait! Wait! I've got an even more retarded explanation! by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 8:55am PST NEW
                                or maybe a wife didn't leave her crazy husband, I think that's pretty believable NT by Worm 01/19/2009, 9:00am PST NEW
                        OK, so you agree then? by Arbit 01/19/2009, 11:29am PST NEW
                            No, dumbass. by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 12:21pm PST NEW
                                Re: No, dumbass. by Arbit 01/19/2009, 1:05pm PST NEW
                                    Re: No, dumbass. by Fussbett 01/19/2009, 1:32pm PST NEW
                                        Re: No, dumbass. by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 1:45pm PST NEW
                                            Those were only Arabs he killed the first time NT by FABIO 01/19/2009, 3:56pm PST NEW
                                            Re: No, dumbass. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 5:32pm PST NEW
                                    Arbit takes a lead with the superfister crack NT by Get Yo Popcorn Rdy 01/19/2009, 2:24pm PST NEW
    The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Fullofkittens 05/21/2005, 9:00am PDT NEW
        Yes. The only thread linking these films is "Anakin will turn evil. Here's how." NT by Mischief Maker 05/21/2005, 9:08am PDT NEW
        Does everything taste better from not having seen AotC? i envy you. NT by bombMexico 05/21/2005, 1:28pm PDT NEW
            I think it might! by Fullofkittens 05/21/2005, 1:59pm PDT NEW
        Re: The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Bill Dungsroman 05/21/2005, 7:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Creexul :( 05/21/2005, 9:13pm PDT NEW
            Re: The one thing that no one in this thread has yet disclosed... by Ray of Light 05/27/2005, 12:39am PDT NEW
                Dooku did it. by Fussbett 05/27/2005, 12:46am PDT NEW
                    Re: Dooku did it. by Bill Dungsroman 06/06/2005, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                        FIGHT! NT by Mortal Kombat Announcer 06/06/2005, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                        This reply is comma rich. by Fussbett 06/08/2005, 1:19am PDT NEW
                            Re: This reply is comma rich. by Bill Dungsroman 06/11/2005, 11:55am PDT NEW
    sith by uh 05/24/2005, 1:13pm PDT NEW
        Re: sith by Bill Dungsroman 05/24/2005, 4:23pm PDT NEW
            Why even bother with apprentices in the first place? NT by Darth Loophole 05/24/2005, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                dirty work needs doing by bombMexico 05/24/2005, 5:44pm PDT NEW
                    Re: dirty work needs doing by laudablepuss 05/24/2005, 6:32pm PDT NEW
                        Luke, I guess I'm probably your dad NT by Luke "Kingsley" Vader 05/27/2005, 11:07am PDT NEW
                            Who the shit is "Darth Kingsley"? NT by Admiral Piett 06/06/2005, 5:31pm PDT NEW
                How are you going to call yourself a master if you don't have an apprentice? by uh 05/24/2005, 6:18pm PDT NEW
    A very small picture of the original "Star Wars" cast by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/10/2005, 7:39am PDT NEW
    So, is bombMexico embarassed by this relic? (It is an embarrassment to hi NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2009, 6:44am PST NEW
        Not as much as INC saying "Not bad!" by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 7:04am PST NEW
            It's a good thread. You've done good here. Wish you hadn't run Bill off. NT by Caltrops Ombudsman 01/18/2009, 12:58pm PST NEW
            Look how much of a better poster I've made you, and this is the thanks I get NT by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 2:31pm PST NEW
        if you still haven't seen the 2nd one you don't know how to appreciate this by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 1:16pm PST NEW
            was also going to work in calling you FABIO except for movies but forgot by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 1:18pm PST NEW
                I'm usually the one defending movies that are bad. So I'm like antiFABIO for mov NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2009, 1:34pm PST NEW
            Yeah, just a little much. by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 2:12pm PST NEW
                *dodges YouTube* by bombMexico 01/18/2009, 5:03pm PST NEW
                    So you just put in the DVD and spend 2 1/2 hours taking a piss? NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 5:34pm PST NEW
                Well, I'm sure some of the other rifftrax are funny. NT by Souffle of Pain 01/18/2009, 6:51pm PST NEW
                    Like that one, specifically. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/18/2009, 7:24pm PST NEW
                    There hasn't been one yet that wasn't excellent (even the Mike solo ones) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/18/2009, 8:36pm PST NEW
                        Wrong. It was terrible, and you're both a bit shit for defending it. NT by Quentinbec 01/18/2009, 9:07pm PST NEW
                        They go for the always funny "he said 'rim'" "joke," but decide that... by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 10:47pm PST NEW
                            But wait, this would mean the Cables are wrong about something NT by Quentin Beck 01/18/2009, 11:26pm PST NEW
                                One day you're going to say, "Holy shit, I was keeping tallies on caltrops" by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 11:56pm PST NEW
                            Your kid's fist word is going to be "Psh!" accompanied by finger quotes. NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 11:27pm PST NEW
                                Fist word? This kid sounds awesome. NT by Brock Lesnar 01/19/2009, 12:08am PST NEW
                                His FIRST words are on YouTube, but even he knows not to embed. NT by I need clarification 01/19/2009, 10:28am PST NEW
                            I guess that video wasn't a good way to first hear of Rifftrax in your life. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 12:58am PST NEW
                                Hopefully I'll never hear of it again? NT by I need clarification 01/19/2009, 10:27am PST NEW
                            INC is too offended that someone made fun of his beloved star wars prequel movie NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/19/2009, 8:01am PST NEW
                                Pity I can't find clips of the rifftrax version of Roadhouse (A Joel Silver Prod NT by Mischief Maker 01/19/2009, 8:56am PST NEW
                                    There was one preview but it wasn't that great. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 11:06am PST NEW
                                        You hear that INC? Only a two hour investment! How many trax can I put you down NT by Rifftrax Riffrep 01/19/2009, 11:18am PST NEW
                                            The Star Wars prequels are like hours, and put him down for all 3. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 12:06pm PST NEW
                                                They're like 3 hours each I mean. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 12:32pm PST NEW
 
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