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[quote name="The Wandering Critic, Critic"][quote name="The Wandering Critic"]Funny but <strong><font color="#FFFF33" size="6">......</font></strong>[/quote] What is that? Is that an ellipsis? Can it be any longer or queer? <i>What's the deal with the Dancing Raisins? Are they supposed to make me want to eat raisins?</i> (secret hint: I will be referring to this later) [quote name="The Wandering Critic"]Needs work, your sentences seem to be running all over the place.[/quote]let's investigate YOUR sentence structure. [quote name="The Wandering Critic"]Funny but ...... Needs work, your sentences seem to be running all over the place.[/quote]Well that is ass, isn't it? Perhaps I have it wrong and it's:[quote name="The Wandering Critic"]Funny but ...... [/quote]Shit one... [quote name="The Wandering Critic"]Needs work, your sentences seem to be running all over the place.[/quote]and shit two. Teach by example because trust me, we are all laughing at you. [quote name="The Wandering Critic"]Also, could it be longer? [/quote]Of course it could, CP could cut and paste recipes for <i>Tiger Wood's Cajun Creme Brulee,</i> but how would that make it a better review? What exactly do you think he neglected? Would that be too much like The Wandering CONSTRUCTIVE Critic. Maybe then you are telling a joke with Jerry Seinfeldesque sarcasm? Do you remember how bad the raisin joke was? That was Jerry Seinfeld's and it sucked. Make that lesson your own. [quote name="The Wandering Critic"]or are you going for Fusbett's style? [/quote]Other then being snotty and Canadian what exactly do the CreativePig and Fussbett styles share? By "Fusssbett's style," do you mean hilarious? I bet he was going for just that! Are you referring to <a href="http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=9374">this?</a> See around these parts we appreciate links to vague references. Try harder.[/quote]