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[quote name="James Burke"][quote]inviting unhealthy comparisons (which is better, Hearthstone or The Last of Us?)[/quote] The ability to see patterns and connections between seemingly unrelated things is a big part of what makes me a genius. I could be sucking a milkshake through a straw and out of the blue invent a new way to pump oil out of the ground or semen out of my dick. So sometimes I forget that if I were to give a normal man two even slightly dissimilar video games and ask him which one is more fun, his brain would short circuit like my dicksucking machine trying to understand 'love'. So here is a protocol for objectively rating games which I just devised by glancing at things on my desk. Note the time on your clock. Now, play the game for a while. Finally, check your clock again. How much time has elapsed? This is your score, in human and dicksucking machine readable numbers (or, in the case of an analog clock, tumescence). If you're still looking for more out of your games than a way to kill time until you're ready to go again, invent yourself a fucking life.[/quote]