Forum Overview :: Rants :: Jesus fucking christ

[quote name="The Happiness Engine"][quote name="Commander Tansin A. Darcos"]Only I discover than I can't open the bottle of chocolate milk, I don't have the strength in my hands to break the seal on the bottle. So, I ask one of the crew to open the two bottles for me. Then I'm eating my steak egg and cheese bagels, and when I go to have one of the milk, I also lack the strength to pull the plastic tab to break the foil seal on the bottle. I had to peel it off in order to unseal the inner bottle.[/quote] You know, I've been rolling this around trying to craft a good "haha fatty, it's called <i>exercise</i>" but seriously, where does your body have to decay to before you actually prioritize <b>not dying</b>? I mean, I get winded marching for 5 minutes and I'm REAL upset about it and trying to work on my health, but you're at "can't open food" and your answer is to blame the world? I mean, I assume you actually tried "hold the bottle with one hand and use the other to turn the cap, maybe with some form of gripping device on your palm." Those 23 years aren't looking too realistic, neighbor.[/quote]