Caltrops - Forza Motorsport 3





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]My ideal career mode would just be a big list of races that you could do in any order you want. Once you selected a race, they would show you a list of all the cars that qualify and let you pick whichever one you want without having to buy it. There would be no license tests or tests of any kind. There would still be a garage, but it would just be a place to store cars you customized yourself. If you finished every race in the game in first place there would be a screen with a phone number on it you could call and a woman would have sex with you. To stop people from putting the number on the internet it would be a different telephone number each time.[/quote] All right. The trick is to propose this to someone in upper management who doesn't know you that well and just got a new phone. They'll space out almost immediately, come back to the meeting when you say the phrase, "buy it," drift back towards their gAndroid when they realize that you aren't really demanding that they approve a req, and then assume you've thought everything in as much detail as the randomly generated phone number. Anyway, that's gonna be the chief mechanic of the Caltrops Xbox indie game unless E.L. Koba finishes SpaceFag: it will be a drving thing that will encourage you to call a phone number during gameplay, and the phone numbers listed will be the cells of actual forum posters. The phone sex won't be completely guaranteed (two of our more conservative posters are put off by talking about things in such lurid detail, especially for the region 4 release) but you'll stand a better chance of it than you would when Nois2a is eventually ported by whatever tireless goblins port it to every other item with a diode. The new camera lets you gesture ("d3d_conjure") up code, so I don't even think it will be that tough to finish. Figure 11/17/09? Nothing else will be hitting the market that day. With some luck and an inspiring round of irony, once it's finished for the 360 Jonathan Blow can promise to then fail to gift it to you. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote]